“If he were running for president of China, he would have already won the election. But he's had to come here and start from scratch.”
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“There's a good shot I might become the next President of the United States. It's not a sure thing, but it's a good shot.”
“Rick Perry. Liberty. Rick Perry. Freedom. Freedom is working. Liberty is working. We’ve got to get America working again.”
“If it's too late for Chris Christie, it's too late for me. ”
“And when they ask me who’s the president of Uz-beki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan, I’m going to say, ‘You know what? I don’t know. Do you know?’ And then I’m going to say, ‘How’s that going to create one job?’”
“If Congress does something, then I can't run against a 'do-nothing Congress.'”
“I kept my clothes on.”
“At some level, I can’t blame them.”
“Black walnut isn’t a flavor of the week.”
“Campaigns are like an MRI for the soul—whoever you are, eventually people find out. Time will tell whether this comes to reflect him or not.”
“If they don’t pick Mitt that’s their stupid mistake, not mine.”
“It’s not panic yet, but there is a little bit of nervousness.”
“This is going to be a titanic struggle.”