More About the Presidential Pardon Process

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It’s great to get one–and a real bummer not to make the cut.:

In the pen next to the two turkeys that will be driven to President Bush next week are nearly a dozen alternates, who will be being processed at about the same time the president receives his Thanksgiving turkey from the Hills. While President Bush will pardon the turkeys he receives, Subway customers can look forward to enjoying a tasty turkey sandwich from those beautiful alternates.