“We have moved a bill in the House twice. We should not have to move a third bill before the Senate gets off their ass and begins to do something.”
“I daresay future generations will not be inspired by what this Congress will do.”
“It’s a little like a dysfunctional family right now, where everybody knows old Uncle Joe at the end of the table’s an alcoholic, but nobody wants to say it. And somebody needs to say it. We need to get Joe some help. Come on, he’s ruined too many Christmas parties!”
“90 percent of the contributions to the ideas and the consummation of the plan was Canadian. And the movie gives almost full credit to the American CIA. And with that exception, the movie is very good.”
“This is my mid-life crisis, the bangs. I couldn't get a sports car. They won't let me bungee jump. So instead, I cut my bangs.”
“Tell everybody back home I'm sorry I let 'em down, OK?”
“If there’s ever a problem here, just walk out on the balcony, here, walk out, put that double barrel shotgun and just fire two blasts outside the house.”
“I always say to people, before you begin to drool at the mouth and go crazy and scratch our eyeballs out, read the damn report.”
“When she let me know she was watching the State of the Union address I was thrilled that she wanted Steve Cohen to be part of her. I had such joy, that I couldn’t hold back from tweeting her.”
“President Obama is leading this country to financial ruin...Nobody knows if or when the fiscal collapse will come, but if the country is broke, there likely won’t be enough money to pay for police protection. And the American people know it.”
“Slow down. Slow down. How about a little foreplay?”
“Someone who will remain Nancy Pelosi-less told Democrats to stop coming on the show.”
“She should shut up.”
