Ted Cruz’s Washington Put Down

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The Texas Republican Senator, leader of the defund Obamacare movement, jokes:

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BobJan
BobJan

Cruz for "President of Texas". yee-haw.

sacredh
sacredh

If the clown gets the GOP nomination, I wonder what insults he'll throw at the swing states he visits?

Lar5
Lar5

As long as Cruz keeps firing his badly aimed missiles that in the end strike and explode on him and the GOP/TEA the republicans will continue their drop in polls. Cruz is too dense to even understand the fact his ultra right zealot driven rhetoric is destroying him and his party. Texas included!

jamesgordon
jamesgordon

"I  can  see  Texas  from my  house "


jamesgordon
jamesgordon

As an  American , I am  glad  you  went  back to  where  you came  from Ted  Khrushchev

reallife
reallife

"It's great to be back home -- I've spent the past month in Washington, D.C., and it is great to be back in America!"


hear the drones buzzing?

LOL



sacredh
sacredh

Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam and the factories are exploding all day.

ThomasHall
ThomasHall

Remember when Romney and Ryan were the GOP's Great White Hopes? Anybody even mention historical footnote Romney lately?

ThomasHall
ThomasHall

Since the Republican party establishment lacks the moral courage and backbone to stand up to a mere freshman senator, and Cruz's ignorant, gerrymandered Texas district threats the self-serving jerk like a hero, it comes down to Democratic voter turnout in 2014 to try to take back the House from the baggy political terrorists and anarchists and for the business community that fund the baggies and keep them going though they are only 20% of the GOP and about 10% of the overall electorate.

Cruz and his ilk are not interested in governing, in crafting job-creating legislation, they were elected to tear down, obstruct and block anything that Pres. Obama and Democrats propose. They do not create, they destroy, hurt economic and job growth while costing taxpayers money as they did with their earlier 2011 extortionist tactics that dropped the DOW 2,500 points costing investors trillions. Notice that they were not upset by their shutdown or its economic costs and that 144 House GOP voted for a catastrophic US credit default rather than compromise and in fact Lee, Cruz, Paul, et al stupidly downplayed the potential damage of a default.

cent-fan
cent-fan

Just a random thought, imagine if Chris Christie publically endorsed Ted Cruz for President?  There would be a gentle rain of brain matter across the country for days afterwards.  Pop, pop, boom...    patter, patter... splat.

MrObvious
MrObvious

It twits. Many or few words, it's still stupid. Few at least shortens the narcoleptic attack.

grape_crush
grape_crush

Poor Ted. Not feeling very welcome in DC, are you?

Happens when you waltz in and take a dump on the carpet in front of everyone.

ARTRaveler
ARTRaveler

If you don't like Washington so much, why did you work to get a job there except to feed your immense ego.  If you want to resign, I doubt that anyone in the Senate would be upset except your BFF Mike Lee.

Sparrow55
Sparrow55

Note to Ted:  Nobody was ever nominated to run for President, let alone won the general election, by pandering to just the dumbest  constituents in their home state. 

Sue_N
Sue_N

He's happy to be back home, in America … in the state that's always talking about seceding? From America?

Shut up, Rafael.

allthingsinaname
allthingsinaname

America, 50 United States! He just proved that he doesn't believe in it.

tsvskibum
tsvskibum

Ted Cruz: 2 square feet surrounded by reality!

mantisdragon91
mantisdragon91

Which America is that Ted? One where a carpet bagging Politician can shut down the government and cost 700,000 jobs, just to boost his visibility and fundraising?

roknsteve
roknsteve

Is that what's wrong with me?  Too educated, no ammo, and live close to the Pacific Ocean?  We've got a lot of ripe tomatoes for Teddly if he ever dares to visit here. 

Hollywooddeed
Hollywooddeed

So he's channeling Sarah Palin's stupid real Americans schtick.  Not too original, Eduardo.

I wish I could be a real American, but I live on the west coast, don't own a gun and have an education.

dectra
dectra

Shouldn't he be back in CANADA?

Paul,nnto
Paul,nnto

He's as clever as a comment thread troll.


AlphaJuliette
AlphaJuliette

@ThomasHall We the People need to remember this next year when we go to the polls.  Time to throw the bums out....again. 

reallife
reallife

@ThomasHall "it comes down to Democratic voter turnout in 2014"


there'll be no obamaphones in 2014

LOL



Sue_N
Sue_N

@Sparrow55 To be fair, ol' Rafael is also pandering to the dumbest constituents in Iowa. Not that that's gonna help him at all. But I will enjoy seeing him get stomped.

shepherdwong
shepherdwong

@Sue_N "...in the state that's always talking about seceding? From America?"

If at first you don't secede...?

Sparrow55
Sparrow55

@Hollywooddeed It's sad when you think about it, but the caricature much of the world has of a typical American is an uneducated gun-toting Texan.