Things are not going well today for the House GOP. A leadership aide sends TIME a gif summary of their game-plan to avoid a government shutdown.
Will somebody please these clowns to the woodshed, give them a hard spanking lesson on Politics 101.
The whole civilized world is laughing at their stupidity in politics...
There's no plan. They are simply fleeing from the monster of their own creation.
"...by the dim and yellow light of the moon, as it forced its way through the window shutters, I beheld the wretch -- the miserable monster whom I had created. He held up the curtain of the bed; and his eyes, if eyes they may be called, were fixed on me. His jaws opened, and he muttered some inarticulate sounds, while a grin wrinkled his cheeks...I escaped, and rushed down stairs. I took refuge in the courtyard belonging to the house which I inhabited; where I remained during the rest of the night, walking up and down in the greatest agitation, listening attentively, catching and fearing each sound as if it were to announce the approach of the demoniacal corpse to which I had so miserably given life." -- Mary Shelly
This is probably the most accurate description yet of the GOP plans - and it wouldn't even take all 1000 words this picture is worth!
@allthingsinaname The GOP "plan" is a classic case of, "That sounded so much better in my head."