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Rep. Steve Stockman, R-Texas, second from right, participates in a mock swearing-in ceremony with Speaker of the House Rep. John Boehner, R-Ohio, for the 113th Congress on Thursday, Jan. 3, 2013 in Washington.

“If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted.”
— Texas Rep. Steve Stockman's new campaign bumper sticker.
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HudsonValleyTim
HudsonValleyTim

The GOP is a clown-car that seems to push-out an endless supply of these morons.  

JamesLoughran
JamesLoughran

If babies had nuclear bombs they would abort humanity, just sayin'.  

fitty_three
fitty_three

Here's a real poser for you right wing idiots:

What if guns had babies, instead?

WilfTarquin
WilfTarquin

I honestly came here thinking this was a parody of the NRA view that teachers should be armed and schools patrolled by armed guards.


But as usual one can't parody the GOP, it's not possible to take a more nutty or extreme view than the GOP already does.

topdad1
topdad1

duh, wouldn't the baby be killing the mother by shooting from the womb? guess that's okay if she was thinking about aborting,. And the baby would know because they can read their mothers mind. . What a bunch of high paid idiots, and backwater outhouse voters.

frankkarlburns
frankkarlburns

Actually, if fetuses had guns they still would be aborted. They would have no way to know what was going on, or how to pull the trigger. This case is even more obvious when you replace "fetus" for "blastula" or "fertilized egg." I don't supposed that spouting a falsehood bothers this guy, however.

Darly314
Darly314

If 30 Gram had been imprisoned, there would be one less druggie in Congress. 

KarenHusted
KarenHusted

A fool and his lips are soon parted.

riaro
riaro

@meantforgreat I'm waiting Andrew for the to really DEAL with the gun issue, not spout bizarre, self serving quotes.

JamesHall
JamesHall

If Stockman had brains he wouldn't get reported.

SusanBurke
SusanBurke

If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted.....but they'd be a b*%h to give birth to!

kmayfield454
kmayfield454

The "most stupidest comment." Ha,based on your grammar,you R No doubt a nObama supporter.Forgive thr ignorance God,for they know not what they do! And the other knucklehead,u know who you are! When did I ever state I support GOP ?!? A 2 party system is Not a true democracy!I love when idiots TRY to sound intelligent,but only sound like morons!30 months in his FIRST term,nObama outWasted ALL other presidents combined.It's Not about gun control,it's people control ! Please,take a minute and read & TRY to comprehend the Full context of the 2nd Amendment.And,@mantisdragon fairy,If Everything in the media & internet Is true,obama is the Anti-christ?!?

Discursions
Discursions

If in utero babies were killed by guns, liberals might care.

sacredh
sacredh

Babies with guns should not be allowed to marry or vote until they have jobs.

equalearth
equalearth

if humans didn't have religions they would use contraception instead of abortion and if humans had brains they wouldn't have religions. There are more than 150 million abortions globally every year which proves the point. equalearth@twitter

kmayfield454
kmayfield454

@mantisdragon The Allstate commercial idiot.Don't beLIEve everythng on the internet u moron! And unemployment is down,Slightly,damn could it get worse than where obama had it?!?In part because people moving to TEXAS from all over America AND other damn countries to get a job! And if u believe CNN,NYTIMES,any media,A fetus needs to put your ass to bed !

JoeRob
JoeRob

If babies had guns and a clue about the world that they would be born into, they would shoot both parents and then themselves.

kmayfield454
kmayfield454

But obama can give guns to muslim brotherhood,u idiots that support his dumb ass don't care about that ,right?!?

ZenoliaMurry
ZenoliaMurry

This is the most stupidest thing that anybody could put in the news. You would have to be the dumbest person in the world to make a statement like that. As a parent I find that statement to be demonic, ignorant, and downright f'd up.

ExecMgmt
ExecMgmt

I was going down on my wife and found myself staring at the wrong end of a Glock. Does that mean she's pregnant or hiding something.

albalma
albalma

Wow, one of the dumbest comments in the history of humanity!

deanhiaz
deanhiaz

I often wonder how the religious right can ignore the striking similarities between the beliefs of the fanatic branch of Islam and their own extremist views.

thetitaniumdragon
thetitaniumdragon

If babies had guns, most of them would never be born because they'd shoot themselves or the mother accidentally because they don't know how to use them.

It reminds me of the old joke, "Would we still cut down trees if they screamed?" The answer being, "Well, that depends. If they do it all the time for no reason..."

KimCabano
KimCabano

He should have been swallowed.

amh0342
amh0342

Too bad fetuses can't shoot guns.

amh0342
amh0342

Too bad fetuses can't shoot guns.

But children do and they hurt themselves and others.

DebbieHanrahan
DebbieHanrahan

Reason why after 35 years being a Republican I will not vote for any Republican.  The RNC, GOP politicians state by state are out to remove women's rights.  If you don't believe in abortion don't have one.  It is not any persons right to tell another person what to do with their body.  Your religion may teach you abortion is wrong and that is your choice.  My religion has no problem with it and you may not infringe upon my rights.  A zygote or fetus is not a person until they take that first breath. 

redleg
redleg

worthless idiot. should have been aborted

JoeLynch
JoeLynch

just another Politian trying to make a name for himself, and instead he just made an ass of himself!!!!!!!

GaryPaetsch
GaryPaetsch

If democrats had brains they wouldnt be democrats.

kmayfield454
kmayfield454

All u internet tough guys stfu ! Suck on brainWASHington's balls

JamesLoughran
JamesLoughran

If Republicans had brains we wouldn't have depressions.

ChelleCecil
ChelleCecil

Oh FN well   this obviously not a politically correct space   and if the shoe fits  I am so sick of people telling others what to do in their own space......if there was free  birth control( which by the way these idiots not believer in either ) there would be no need for abortions...people are animals they have sex like dog cats  and we can prevent them from procreating to control the population. So we could let them F**k at will and there would not be unwanted pregnancies  and really I can say in my opinion they are conceiving for welfare  it is generational  look around   yes try to take a gun away or keep peolple f**kning  good luck 

Heian
Heian

I am actually saddened to think that somebody with this kind of ignorance has made a career, a lucrative career no less, dictating public policy.

Imagine if politicians had to take the SATs before running for office, or an IQ test. Oh yeah, great hair, good speaker, looks trustworthy, dumb as a brick. I guess the GOP would have a hard time vetting candidates at that.

roknsteve
roknsteve

We need to start addressing all these tea heads as Bishop.  It's the Spanish Inquisition all over again.

thatisright1
thatisright1

Let's redefine unborn babies as trees or maybe apes so liberals will quit supporting abortion and the slaughter of millions defenseless babies.

DanielReinert
DanielReinert

The thing about aborting babies is that its murder... however if a fetus had a gun, i'd be more curious why a pregnant woman would be stuffing a loaded pistol (shotgun?, rifle?, extra clips?) in her vagina... picture that, lol

mantisdragon91
mantisdragon91

" If Texas Voters had brains he would be unemployed."