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Rep. Steve Stockman, R-Texas, second from right, participates in a mock swearing-in ceremony with Speaker of the House Rep. John Boehner, R-Ohio, for the 113th Congress on Thursday, Jan. 3, 2013 in Washington.

“If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted.”
— Texas Rep. Steve Stockman's new campaign bumper sticker.
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HudsonValleyTim
HudsonValleyTim

The GOP is a clown-car that seems to push-out an endless supply of these morons.  

JamesLoughran
JamesLoughran

If babies had nuclear bombs they would abort humanity, just sayin'.  

fitty_three
fitty_three

Here's a real poser for you right wing idiots:

What if guns had babies, instead?

WilfTarquin
WilfTarquin

I honestly came here thinking this was a parody of the NRA view that teachers should be armed and schools patrolled by armed guards.


But as usual one can't parody the GOP, it's not possible to take a more nutty or extreme view than the GOP already does.

topdad1
topdad1

duh, wouldn't the baby be killing the mother by shooting from the womb? guess that's okay if she was thinking about aborting,. And the baby would know because they can read their mothers mind. . What a bunch of high paid idiots, and backwater outhouse voters.

frankkarlburns
frankkarlburns

Actually, if fetuses had guns they still would be aborted. They would have no way to know what was going on, or how to pull the trigger. This case is even more obvious when you replace "fetus" for "blastula" or "fertilized egg." I don't supposed that spouting a falsehood bothers this guy, however.

Darly314
Darly314

If 30 Gram had been imprisoned, there would be one less druggie in Congress. 

KarenHusted
KarenHusted

A fool and his lips are soon parted.

riaro
riaro

@meantforgreat I'm waiting Andrew for the to really DEAL with the gun issue, not spout bizarre, self serving quotes.

JamesHall
JamesHall

If Stockman had brains he wouldn't get reported.

SusanBurke
SusanBurke

If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted.....but they'd be a b*%h to give birth to!

kmayfield454
kmayfield454

The "most stupidest comment." Ha,based on your grammar,you R No doubt a nObama supporter.Forgive thr ignorance God,for they know not what they do! And the other knucklehead,u know who you are! When did I ever state I support GOP ?!? A 2 party system is Not a true democracy!I love when idiots TRY to sound intelligent,but only sound like morons!30 months in his FIRST term,nObama outWasted ALL other presidents combined.It's Not about gun control,it's people control ! Please,take a minute and read & TRY to comprehend the Full context of the 2nd Amendment.And,@mantisdragon fairy,If Everything in the media & internet Is true,obama is the Anti-christ?!?

Discursions
Discursions

If in utero babies were killed by guns, liberals might care.

MobiusDick
MobiusDick

@RustyBertrand IMHO SSRIs DON'T CAUSE SUICIDE! Depressed ppl kill themselves even if Tom Cruz says don't ButR not OK4Kids developing brains

sacredh
sacredh

That's why we love them. I always feel better about myself after listening to them.

Discursions
Discursions

@frankkarlburns makes a good point.  Heck, he could murder a toddler, who would also not know what was happening.

steven.anthony.west
steven.anthony.west

As long as the unborn don't vote, they will be killed By their very own MOTHERS

steven.anthony.west
steven.anthony.west

As long as the unborn don't vote, they will be killed

By their very own MOTHERS

meantforgreat
meantforgreat

@riaro Got to start somewhere. At least its a little logic, no matter how far fetched.

Darly314
Darly314

@JamesHall Why is 30 gram steve a spokesthing for Pubbies now? Has substance abuse become a prerequisite for party membership?  Between the drunks & druggies, it is no wonder sober Mitt was demolished, Pubbies stayed home & got wasted election day. 

albalma
albalma

@kmayfield454 Your spelling and grammar leaves a lot to be desired too.  If I were you, I would not be judging others when you yourself have a big problem.  In any case, the 2nd amendment does require good regulation, not just giving people guns whenever they want.

DavidAgosta
DavidAgosta

@kmayfield454 You really think that someone who wrote "Waste if oxygen ass" should criticize someone else's grammar? Clearly, "waste if oxygen ass" could only have been written by an idiot.

DanRobsion
DanRobsion

You dont want to help people who are struggling with your tax dollars (man! What a great Christian you are!) Yet you want more children in the world who wont receive proper care... You must be some kind of genius

Hollywooddeed
Hollywooddeed

@Discursions If men could get pregnant, they might not say such stupid things.  Mind your own business.

Ian_T_MacLeod
Ian_T_MacLeod

@MobiusDick @RustyBertrand - Then your opinion is worthless. Multiple studies say SSRIs DO cause suicide  - actually, suicidal/homicidal behavior - esp. in young people, like at Columbine. Opinion vs. fact, fact wins. Opinion is generally just wishful thinking; belief for preference, i.e., "I prefer to believe that Christ will give me immortality in Heaven, so I believe in Him so I will never die." It may be your preference, but how strongly does your preference affect reality? May as well prefer to believe you're rich and bulletproof too.

Ian

manlyman
manlyman

@sacredh It's easy to feel good about yourself when you have no moral core.

Paul,nnto
Paul,nnto

@steven.anthony.west Two tries? Were you going for haiku?

As long as the un

born don't vote they will be killed

by their own mothers. 

Heian
Heian

@meantforgreat @riaro Calling this logic is like calling a cardboard box a spacecraft.

thethrowdest
thethrowdest

At least we buy it with our own money instead of with entitlement money

Discursions
Discursions

@mantisdragon91 @Discursions @frankkarlburns We disagree on what murder is.  I call it things like actively snuffing out a living human heart.  You call it cutting the increase in spending levels of federal bureaucracies.  But I expect nothing less from someone who thinks killing children in utero is cool but keeping people dependent on government is even cooler.

sacredh
sacredh

I gotta get

Outta here. Dark and

warm. House dressing please.

thethrowdest
thethrowdest

You have to do it WITHIN YOUR MEANS u r in a hole

mantisdragon91
mantisdragon91

@thethrowdest And yet Texas also has a worse education system and healthcare system than California does. You get what you pay for.

thethrowdest
thethrowdest

Texas (my home state) big surplus California......enough said

mantisdragon91
mantisdragon91

@thethrowdest Actually no, no you don't seeing as the states that vote Republican tend to be the biggest welfare queens of all.

fitty_three
fitty_three

@Discursions

Hell's bells' discussions, why stop there.  What if guns had babies instead?

<snicker> snicker </snicker>