Morning Must Reads: March 11

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The early morning sun rises behind the US Capitol Building in Washington, DC.

  • North Korea declares invalid the armistice agreement that ended the Korean war.
  • Research ties economic inequality to gap in life expectancy, confusing potential Medicare and Social Security reforms.
  • Small states win: in Rutland, Vermont the federal government has spent $2,500 per person since early 2009, compared with $600 per person across the state border in Washington County, New York.
  • Before meeting U.S. Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel, Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai said yesterday that the Taliban were killing Afghan civilians “in service to America.” He believes the U.S. is talking to the Taliban to control Afghanistan’s resources, and that America won’t leave after their NATO mandate expires in 2014.
  • Outsourcing: The U.S. uses local soldiers in its fight against Al Qaeda in East Africa.
  • Sens. Rand Paul, Mike Lee, and Ted Cruz are the new three amigos.
318 comments
TRR1934
TRR1934

%s %s boomers: Fix USA: Out elected officials both parties who favor plutocrats & Fabian Soialist bankers over us people.

paulejb
paulejb

"N.J. Mother Arrested, Guns Confiscated- By Attending Property Tax Dispute Forum"

http://www.examiner.com/article/n-j-mother-arrested-guns-confiscated-by-attending-property-tax-dispute-forum

Obama's America is becoming more and more like the old Soviet Union. 

paulejb
paulejb

Kansas School Kids Lash Out at White House: “President Obama Is Just Being Petty”

Not all teens are blind to Barack Hussein Obama's petty petulance.

mantisdragon91
mantisdragon91

@paulejb Were they at a clan meeting when they lashed out or were they homeschooled to believe we rode dinosaurs?

SirDonQuixotic
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@paulejb 

More White House tours nonsense?  Man, it's like throwing a stick in front of a hyperactive dog.

paulejb
paulejb

"Baby in Car Seat Shot Multiple Times, Father Wounded in Woodlawn"

http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20130311/woodlawn/baby-shot-multiple-times-another-wounded-woodlawn

Chicago has some of the strictest gun laws in America. They apparently are useless.


mantisdragon91
mantisdragon91

@paulejb Since when do you care about what happens in Chicago? Maybe if the surrounding counties and states didn't have easy access gun laws, they wouldn't have the number of shooting they do.

paulejb
paulejb

@mantisdragon91 @paulejb 

Maybe if they controlled the gangbangers, Chicago would not be a free fire zone.

paulejb
paulejb

"Saudi Arabia may stop beheadings over shortage of swordsmen"

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/03/11/saudi-arabia-may-stop-beheadings-over-shortage-swordsmen/#ixzz2NGJ27C6K

It must be that damn sequester.


SirDonQuixotic
SirDonQuixotic

@paulejb

 in favor of firing squads

Read past the headline Paule.

paulejb
paulejb

@DonQuixotic @paulejb 

A fine old tradition falls by the wayside. Maybe drone strikes are depleting the Arab swordsman?

mantisdragon91
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@DonQuixotic @paulejb In Paule's defense Saudi Arabia is where most of the 9/11 hijackers came from along with their financing. Which is why in his infinite wisdom GWB chose to invade Iraq.

paulejb
paulejb

"Top Ten Sequester Cuts to Hit the White House"

1. "Obama to begin drinking Poland Spring instead of Fiji water.

2. Biden’s nanny no longer paid to work weekends.

3. Blue Room and Green Room to be painted eggshell white.

4. Mrs. Robinson – Michelle’s mother – doesn’t have to pay rent, but she must cover utilities.

5. Secret Service to be equipped with double barrel shotguns.

6. Obama family forced to walk the dog at least once a day.

7. Lobster tails no longer permitted for breakfast. Drawn butter will remain.

8. Michelle’s planned trip to Phuket, Thailand to “research healthy foods” cancelled.

9. Situation Room no longer open to B-List Hollywood stars. A-List may continue to use at their leisure.

10. Rented Oval Office bust of Raul Castro to be sent back to Cuba."

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2013/03/09/top-ten-sequester-cuts-hit-white-house/

Tero
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@paulejb 

Thanks Paulie for another example of conservatives' inability to be funny.