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U.S. House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) takes the lectern to speak at a news conference with fellow House Republican leaders at the U.S. Capitol in Washington, February 25, 2013.

“We have moved a bill in the House twice. We should not have to move a third bill before the Senate gets off their ass and begins to do something.”
— Speaker John Boehner expressing some frustration over the sequester, according to NBC News. The sequester is set to take effect Friday.
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grape_crush
grape_crush

"The Republican leadership says we passed bills last year," Pelosi said. "I remind them, that was a different Congress. That doesn't count in this Congress. The Republican leadership says let the Senate begin. I remind them that the Constitution says that appropriations and revenue bills must begin in the House."

sacredh
sacredh

Happy Hour starts when Boehner comes to in the mornings now.

DonQuixotic
DonQuixotic

We'll start to see some tears soon if Boehner has to take time out of his schedule at the country club to do his job.

sacredh
sacredh

"I've Got Friends In Low Places" - Garth Brooks/John Boehner

Sue_N
Sue_N

Ooh, Orange Johnny's gettin' mad. Next he'll stomp his foot and hold his breath until he turns white.

ThirstyBarbarian
ThirstyBarbarian

“We have moved our bowels in the House twice. We should not have to move our bowels a third time before the Senate gets off their ass and begins to poo something.”


There seem to be a lot of quotes that need fixing today...

MrObvious
MrObvious

They moved last sessions bills twice. Speaker, its a new session. Stop being a lazy arse and do something for this country.


ThirstyBarbarian
ThirstyBarbarian

Quick! Get Boehner his morning wine! He woke up irritable! 

cent-fan
cent-fan

Or in other words, "I've pooped on their lawn twice and they still haven't cleaned up my mess.  Do I have to lift my leg on their kids before they'll cooperate with me?"

fitty_three
fitty_three

"We have moved a hard line GOP bill in the House twice. We should not have to compromise before the Senate gets off their ass and begins to do something.”

There.  Fixed it.

PerryWhite1
PerryWhite1

@Sue_N I was going to write something to the effect that Boehner's full of it, but you guys said it first and said it better.

Sue_N
Sue_N

@ThirstyBarbarian Morning wine with the morning whine?

Sue_N
Sue_N

@PerryWhite1 @Sue_N Feel free to pile on. ;)