$100,000

— How much money Florida Sen. Marco Rubio's PAC has made from selling branded water bottles, according to BuzzFeed. The Senator is capitalizing on his awkward dry mouth moment during last week's Republican Address to the Nation.
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AlistairCookie
AlistairCookie

"But the very next minute, I proved he was wrong.

For, just at that minute, a chap came along,

and he thought that the Thneed I had knitted was great.

And he happily bought it for three ninety-eight.

I laughed at the Lorax, 'You poor stupid guy!

You never can tell what some people will buy!' "

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

Up Next: A trip to the Middle East - complete with Holy Water.

jmac
jmac

Money can't buy you respect.  Just ask Glen Beck.  

fitty_three
fitty_three

@nflfoghorn  

Well, Lurch couldn't do it, so maybe what, Rubio created, what, 3 jobs?

700,000 jobs: 729,997 to go!