"But the very next minute, I proved he was wrong.
For, just at that minute, a chap came along,
and he thought that the Thneed I had knitted was great.
And he happily bought it for three ninety-eight.
I laughed at the Lorax, 'You poor stupid guy!
You never can tell what some people will buy!' "
Well, Lurch couldn't do it, so maybe what, Rubio created, what, 3 jobs?
700,000 jobs: 729,997 to go!