Biker on the right: Did Joe really just say that his favorite band was The Butthole Surfers?

Joe: The president is the most powerful man in the world, but there are still some things he can't do. For example, this.

Joe: Call me John.

Joe: My buddy Troll here said I could ride his hog, so I guess it's you and me tonight, babe.

Troll: Looks like it's gonna be another night alone with just me and the disembodied hand.

Guy on left: Joe, it ain't gay if it's a three-way.

"When you're walking on thin ice ... you might as well tap dance! ..."

"When you're walking on thin ice ... you might as well tap dance!" ...

or...

IIIIIIIIII I am so in love with you...i taught him that shit

no, seriously...that is what the "O" stands for on that bumper sticker

no seriously, that is what that "O" bumper sticker stands for...

i-i-i-i-i-i am so in love with you....yea i taught O that

Biker on the right (to himself): I was trying to steal his wallet and now he's sitting on my hand and rocking back and forth. Please God, let that lump be his wallet.

Biker Lady: Mr. Biden, you're not like Mr. Ryan and want to use my v@gin@  for political purposes are you?

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Biker on left: Let me die now.

Biker on the right:  Any. Place. Else. On. Earth.

Biker on the left: This is more embarrassing than the time I got caught dancing to Abba's "Dancing Queen" in pink lace underwear, high heels and a feather boa.

Biden: Sweetie, what did you say your name was again ? Monica?

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Biker Lady: Close, but no cigar.

Biden: Have you ever made love to someone like me before?

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Biker Lady: Not since grandma screamed "That's my husband!" and fell over dead.

Biden: So Miss Lingus, what's your 1st name?

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Biker Lady: Connie.

Biden (whispering in Biker Woman's ear):  The Republicans aren't the only ones who want to put you in chains.

Biker on the left: If he sniffs his fingers one more time, I'm punching his clock.

Callista's daughter tries to make mom proud.

Biker on the right: I'm not touching her again until we've scrubbed her down with bleach.

Biker on the right: The german shepherd thing was entertaining, but she's really just degrading herself now.

Well, Biden has often been called a glad-hander.

P.S. Photo of Biden in action in SEAMAN, OHIO.  Seriously.

Biden: What's a DILF?

Biker on the left: This is NOT the same thing as when I banged Bachmann for gas money.

Tight wad Biden gets his five dollar lap dance.

Cheapo Biden gets his $5.00 lap dance.

Yeah, it is a big f ing deal. 

Biden: That hot female smell is rising up off of you in waves. It's intoxicating.

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Biker Lady: I had chili for lunch.

Joe: Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?

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Biker Lady: No, but I've been swung around by the t1ts a few times.

Biden: Who taught you to french kiss like that?

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Biker Lady: Jill.

Ron Paul's great, great granddaughter tries to sabotage the Obama campaign.

Biker Lady: This reminds me of sitting on my dad's lap when I was a little boy.

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Biden: Uh oh. Check PLEASE!

Biden: These guys are obviously to the right and traditional. Come to the LEFT with me, baby and find out what KINKY (crazy) is all about!

2 secret service men: We had to grow beards and dress like bikers for this?

Biden rides: 5¢