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sacredh
sacredh

Biker on the right: Did Joe really just say that his favorite band was The Butthole Surfers?

ERenger
ERenger

Joe: The president is the most powerful man in the world, but there are still some things he can't do. For example, this.

ERenger
ERenger

Joe: Call me John.

sacredh
sacredh

Biker lady: I'll still call you Next if you don't mind.

ERenger
ERenger

Joe: My buddy Troll here said I could ride his hog, so I guess it's you and me tonight, babe.

ERenger
ERenger

Troll: Looks like it's gonna be another night alone with just me and the disembodied hand.

ERenger
ERenger

Guy on left: Joe, it ain't gay if it's a three-way.

sacredh
sacredh

Joe: Maybe, but when I'm the one in the middle, it sure feels that way.

ERenger
ERenger

Joe is Lucky Pierre --- gets it coming and going.

Linda Morse
Linda Morse

"When you're walking on thin ice ... you might as well tap dance! ..."

Linda Morse
Linda Morse

"When you're walking on thin ice ... you might as well tap dance!" ...

cbhen
cbhen

or...

IIIIIIIIII I am so in love with you...i taught him that shit

cbhen
cbhen

no, seriously...that is what the "O" stands for on that bumper sticker

cbhen
cbhen

no seriously, that is what that "O" bumper sticker stands for...

cbhen
cbhen

i-i-i-i-i-i am so in love with you....yea i taught O that

sacredh
sacredh

Biker on the right (to himself): I was trying to steal his wallet and now he's sitting on my hand and rocking back and forth. Please God, let that lump be his wallet.

sacredh
sacredh

Biker Lady: Mr. Biden, you're not like Mr. Ryan and want to use my v@gin@  for political purposes are you?

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Biker on left: Let me die now.

sacredh
sacredh

Biker on the right:  Any. Place. Else. On. Earth.

sacredh
sacredh

Biker on the left: This is more embarrassing than the time I got caught dancing to Abba's "Dancing Queen" in pink lace underwear, high heels and a feather boa.

sacredh
sacredh

Biden: Sweetie, what did you say your name was again ? Monica?

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Biker Lady: Close, but no cigar.

sacredh
sacredh

Biden: Have you ever made love to someone like me before?

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Biker Lady: Not since grandma screamed "That's my husband!" and fell over dead.

sacredh
sacredh

Biden: So Miss Lingus, what's your 1st name?

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Biker Lady: Connie.

LK312
LK312

Biden (whispering in Biker Woman's ear):  The Republicans aren't the only ones who want to put you in chains.

sacredh
sacredh

Biker on the left: If he sniffs his fingers one more time, I'm punching his clock.

sacredh
sacredh

Callista's daughter tries to make mom proud.

sacredh
sacredh

Biker on the right: I'm not touching her again until we've scrubbed her down with bleach.

sacredh
sacredh

Biker on the right: The german shepherd thing was entertaining, but she's really just degrading herself now.

LK312
LK312

Well, Biden has often been called a glad-hander.

P.S. Photo of Biden in action in SEAMAN, OHIO.  Seriously.

sacredh
sacredh

Biden: What do you think of Seaman?

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Biker lady: A little salty, but you develop a taste for it.

sacredh
sacredh

Biden: What's a DILF?

sacredh
sacredh

Biker on the left: This is NOT the same thing as when I banged Bachmann for gas money.

ahandout
ahandout

Tight wad Biden gets his five dollar lap dance.

ahandout
ahandout

Cheapo Biden gets his $5.00 lap dance.

ahandout
ahandout

Yeah, it is a big f ing deal. 

sacredh
sacredh

Biden: That hot female smell is rising up off of you in waves. It's intoxicating.

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Biker Lady: I had chili for lunch.

sacredh
sacredh

Joe: Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?

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Biker Lady: No, but I've been swung around by the t1ts a few times.

sacredh
sacredh

Biden: Who taught you to french kiss like that?

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Biker Lady: Jill.

sacredh
sacredh

Ron Paul's great, great granddaughter tries to sabotage the Obama campaign.

sacredh
sacredh

Biker Lady: This reminds me of sitting on my dad's lap when I was a little boy.

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Biden: Uh oh. Check PLEASE!

georgiamd
georgiamd

Biden: These guys are obviously to the right and traditional. Come to the LEFT with me, baby and find out what KINKY (crazy) is all about!

dunedweller
dunedweller

2 secret service men: We had to grow beards and dress like bikers for this?

sacredh
sacredh

Biden: Just relax and enjoy the show. You're lucky to even have a job after South America.

dunedweller
dunedweller

Biden rides: 5¢

LK312
LK312

New Obama/Biden fundraising tactic?

sacredh
sacredh

It's like a mechanical bull ride. You stay on Joe for 3 minutes and everyone cheers.

kbanginmotown
kbanginmotown

Excellent, LK!

Clinton, Bill: "Now whaahy didn't aahy think of thaaaht?"

LK312
LK312

Upon hearing of the new campaign fundraising efforts by the Obama campaign, Bill Clinton notified Chicago that he was clearing his calendar to assist through election day.