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ladyleft
ladyleft

I get this migraine every time MR talks about...well, anything really. It must be his voice cuz surely no one actually listens to what he says. You all know what I mean.

Boris_KGB
Boris_KGB

Damn! It's hard giving a speech with Michelle down there givin' me a "heads up" at the same time. No wonder Bill stuck with the Oval Office for that action! This is the last time I try to multi-task during a speech. 

forgottenlord
forgottenlord

Alright, since Conservatives are completely lacking in imagination, let's come up with a few for them.

On the cliche end: Obama's feeling the heat.

Obama mimes his average childhood day in Kenya (bonus: doubles for Hawaii... and Indonesia)

Obama misses his headscarf

Obama shows how fit he is to be Commander in Chief

ERenger
ERenger

FL, I have to stop now. If I do too many of these, I'll lose my commie socialist bona fides, and the wingers will stop calling me "Libtard." Can't risk that! 

ERenger
ERenger

I am absolutely exhausted from all of this apologizing for America.

ERenger
ERenger

Not to mention how tired I am from my war on religion. 

ERenger
ERenger

I need to mop my brow --- does anyone have a copy of the Constitution? 

ERenger
ERenger

I used my last copy on my backside. 

ERenger
ERenger

Oh, I feel faint. I need free socialist healthcare. 

ERenger
ERenger

More James Brown: " 'Bama's got a brand new rag."

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

He also sang "Cold Sweat."  That oughta help the 'wingers.

forgottenlord
forgottenlord

Another failed General Mills protest gets to Obama

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

Dang.  Better not raise my hands.

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

I was sweatin' that women's soccer game.

sacredh
sacredh

I know. All that bouncing had me a little involved too.

ERenger
ERenger

Did anyone else watch Beach Volleyball today? 

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

I'm guessin' you mean the men side.  But nope.