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brooklin352
brooklin352

just as

Francis said I am amazed that a single mom able to make $6021 in 4 weeks

on the computer. did you read this site link

http://LazyCash49.com

sacredh
sacredh

Lady on the left: Scuse me for saying this, but your crank be jabbin' my b00bs.

53underscore3
53underscore3

Hillary

Is this for those African killer bees?

Lady on left

No.  This is to ward of Ebola. Consider this Malawi's version of Obamacare.

sacredh
sacredh

Hillary: What do you think of Michele Bachmann?

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Lady on the left: Who is Michelle Bachmann?

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Hillary: Crazy white b!tch. Wild looking eyes. Ignorant as the day is long.

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Lady on the left: Oh. Her.

sacredh
sacredh

Lady on the left: Please stand still and NO, I have no idea where Obama's birth certificate is being hidden.

53underscore3
53underscore3

Thanks sacred.  I'm hoping this will encourage the birthers.  We could use a little humor right about now.

fhmadvocat
fhmadvocat

Secretary Clinton:"  Boy this will really wow them at the Democratic Convention!  Everyone will forget about Bill's speech after I wear this!"

fhmadvocat
fhmadvocat

Madame Secretary, you do know you have to take off the dress to put this on?!

sacredh
sacredh

Hillary: SMD

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

Slurp more daiquiris?

Shine my DeSoto?

Sanctify many delegates??

53underscore3
53underscore3

Umm, sacred:

I know you know the difference.  That 'D' is a problem.

Aaah, nevermind. Scratch that.

...

...

Oh, cwap. Not that...

sacredh
sacredh

I was thinking of something just a little cruder.

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

All that's left is for her to swig a Guiness...then we'll REALLY have a party!

chupkar
chupkar

"No, madam secretary, it does NOT make your @ss look big."

chupkar
chupkar

"Hee hee...hah..hah..oo.. that tickles!"

chupkar
chupkar

"We give you actual cow later."

sacredh
sacredh

Hillary: No thank you. We already have one. I named her Monica.

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

Watch the private parts or I'll rip yer head off!

sacredh
sacredh

Lady on the left: Let me get you something to take care of that jock itch.

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

Surrounded by teh Chik-fil-A cows, Hillary succumbs to the traditional man-woman marriage theory.

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

Well, she finally got to take a country's oath.

sacredh
sacredh

Lady on the left: I'm sorry Secretary Clinton, but there are two pieces of silverware missing and you did set off the alarm. Drop your boxer briefs, squat and shimmy a little bit.

sacredh
sacredh

I don't understand this. This photo has all kinds of possibilities. Where are the captions?

sacredh
sacredh

Lady on the left: I love that scent you're wearing!

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Hillary: It's Old Spice.

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

Cold-blooded.

sacredh
sacredh

I try not to insult the politicians in my own party. It never works.

La_Randy
La_Randy

Hillary: Does it repel bees?

sacredh
sacredh

Lady on the left: No, just BS. It burned Romney's skin.

sacredh
sacredh

Hillary (to herself): Don't fart. Don't fart. Don't fart...ooops.

sacredh
sacredh

Hillary: I LOVE St. Patrick's Day!

sacredh
sacredh

Is that dress the same one that Monica wore? Hillary is just rubbing Bill's face in it now.

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

Deleted. Color-blind. Never mind.

sacredh
sacredh

Lady on left (to herself): Don't kiss the nipple. Don't kiss the nipple.

sacredh
sacredh

OK, she'll fit in the cooking pot. Fire it up.

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

It's so stereotypical.  But I LOL.

chupkar
chupkar

"Ha-va--nagila Ha-va--na...OOPS! So sorry. Wrong country."

sacredh
sacredh

That was pretty good.