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Gin Heedneeds
Gin Heedneeds

Text 3060402 to 69937 for 'Night Time by Tyler Shemwell...G-ESTEEM

/I'm i doing too much/Or losing my touch/

...a brilliantly written song about "can't wait until night time to party," with lines like,/Riding through the slum/Where i'm from/A place where crack fiends and fat girls love me the most/Some never made it home to take their work clothes off/Afraid they gonna miss something/.

-"Real and A Good Time"

G-ESTEEM-A tenacious confidence;mental toughness"If god is with me than who can be against me? I can do anything. G-ESTEEM Go hard,we dying soon.G-ESTEEM "The game is in belief"

STAY BOW-LEGGED amp; THICK. G-ESTEEM (Presidential Election Nov 6, 2012) 44-Life

Gin Heedneeds
Gin Heedneeds

G-ESTEEM-PEOPLE WHO EDUCATED THEMSELVES amp; EVOLVED INTO THE MOST HAPPY AMERICANS USUALLY RED NECKS amp; PRO-BLACKS(STAY BOW-LEGGED amp; THICK).

 

"If god is with me than who can be against me? I can do anything.G-ESTEEM

 

Teach me it's more to being a man than feeling up your thigh.For Breast Cancer.G-ESTEEM (w/ pic of President Obama amp; Wife).

 

STAY BOW-LEGGED amp; THICK.G-ESTEEM(Presidential Election Nov 6, 2012) 44-Life

sacredh
sacredh

OT, but I work at a govt. installation. We have  HD security cameras everywhere. We can operate them manually or they can be operated remotely by the security off-site. They're tied into motion detectors. Some of them are focused on areas open to the public, but not within sight of any roads.

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Last night the motion detectors kicked in and we saw a couple going at it. They were half in the shadows. I thought I'd be a good guy so I used the intercom to warn them that they were within sight of the cameras and that they could be observed by central security. What did they do? They moved their blanket completely INTO the light and went right back at it. After they finished they waved at the camera and left.

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

"Going at it"

 

...were they playing X box?

[can't believe you have to change the spelling of the video-game brand to avoid moderation...I think the culprits have stopped selling them already]

sacredh
sacredh

It was a sacred communion between two of God's children that just happened to involve sweating and grunting.

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

"Going at it"

 

...were they playing X-box?   ; )

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

"Going at it"

...Were they playing Xbox?  ; )

paulejb
paulejb

Whoopee! 80,000 jobs! 

Oh wait, that's bad news, isn't it?

Kyesar Zain
Kyesar Zain

you drink beer just to urge Romney to drink a bottle of Vodka with two younger ladies !!

Sue_N.
Sue_N.

Obama: "And no matter how many of these I drink, I'll still dance like a white guy."

53underscore3
53underscore3

Hells bells!  I'm POTUS!

I can drink both of you under the table!

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

"To Justish Robertsch, who thought it was chool to %amp;*# up Scalia's mind!"

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

Just take one sip and you, too, can be half-Kenyan.

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

Two seconds later Kung Fu Michelle cleaned house.

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

OMG she's going for the presidential crotch grab!!

sacredh
sacredh

Obama: This is way better than Mitt having to chug Ensure with his base.

sacredh
sacredh

Lady on right: Mr. President, let's talk about a stimulus package.

sacredh
sacredh

Obama: Mother Teresa, Mother Teresa, Mother Teresa, Mother Teresa. Boobs, boobs, boobs.

sacredh
sacredh

Obama: Did I really just say it was a pleasure to eat them?

cargam1
cargam1

"You may think it's funny, but I really do drink 56 6-packs of beer per year. Check out the Illinois stats...... Let's have another one."

sacredh
sacredh

lady on right: You're going to be a tough act to swallow...er...I mean follow.

sacredh
sacredh

Lady on right:  So...I hear you can breathe through your ears Mr. President.

sacredh
sacredh

Lady on right: Sue, show the President your trick. Sue can stick the whole bottle in her mouth and then spit it out empty!

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Obama: thank you jesus.

Sue_N.
Sue_N.

Hey, who told you about that?!

sacredh
sacredh

That made me laugh.

sacredh
sacredh

One of the best things I like about the "1000 Words" is that other people's comments give me ideas for my own. Sometimes I read something somebody else wrote and the lightbulb just goes off.

Sue_N.
Sue_N.

If I can make the master laugh, my work here is done.

sacredh
sacredh

Obama: So...do you think Ben Rothensberger was framed?

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

Sacred, you misspelled Roethlisberger.  Happy hour already?

sacredh
sacredh

Obama (to himself): I'm not Kobe. I'm not Kobe.

deconstructiva
deconstructiva

Hillary looks on in solemn amusement. “Amateurs. I knocked down boilermakers on the campaign trail in ’08, this is nothing compared to that.”

http://wonkette.com/379376/hil...

(alas, no pix confirming whether or not Hillary kept her shirt on. Will need update from TIME photographers to confirm if Obama kept his on.)

nflfoghorn
nflfoghorn

Hey, you got the 'let your hair down and dance' pics.  Ain't that enough??

LK312
LK312

(Romney is on Fox News in the background)

"Mitt just flip-flopped again - DRINK!!"

sacredh
sacredh

Ftw. Thanks, that was good.

LK312
LK312

Thx - that game was the only reason why my friends amp; I watched the Republican primary debates :)

deconstructiva
deconstructiva

The ultimate drinking contest: whose shirt is going to come off first?

sacredh
sacredh

"whose shirt is going to come off first?"

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It was 105 at work yesterday. There was a big party at the marina just a couple of miles below us and they had a huge fireworks display. We had over 400 people go through on our shift alone. We saw a BUNCH of t-shirts and tops come off yesterday. Usually we warn them to show a little decorum (we don't really mean it, but we're supposed to do it). After the first couple of hours, we just gave up. It seemed like the more we ignored them, the more determined they got to get our attention.

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The young guy I'm working with said that it was the best day of his life when we were walking towards the parking lot to go home. We were busy from the time we got there until we left. Neither one of us got a chance to eat or take a break. I got home, took a shower and then went to bed. I think I was asleep in about a minute.

Sue_N.
Sue_N.

Ha. It's Mitt's shirt. Seal Team 6 is waiting to sneak it back on his bus. The fun comes when Mitt has to explain to Ann why it smells like a bar.

sacredh
sacredh

Lady on the right: Mr. President, would you like a sandwich to go with that beer?

fhmadvocat
fhmadvocat

If Michelle calls, just tell her I am working on my next campaign speech.

sacredh
sacredh

Which one is Campaign and which one is Speech?

fhmadvocat
fhmadvocat

I have to admit, you two ladies are much better looking than the last guys I had a Beer Summit with.