Creepy Joe Biden

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  • newfreedomblog

    Wow that is “creepy”. Nothing there.

  • apr2563

    Massimo, is this a test of our psychic abilities?

  • hippooath

    No dates until you’re 30 is creepy to you?

    You get paid per post don’t you?

  • http://grapemusing.blogspot.com/ grape_crush

    It’s the same lame joke, told over and over.

    Calabresi’s pic in the ‘Swampland Contributors’ sidebar is creepier than that.

  • apr2563

    More “piece” work for the Swamplanders. What is the going rate per post by the journalists here?
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    Come on Calabresi. Your a pundit. You want to make an inane comment about an inane post.

  • nflfoghorn

    Couldn’t make out what he said but if what you said is correct, guys with young daughters (like my 12-year-old) tend to agree with his advice.

  • nflfoghorn

    Now Creepy John Edwards I’d buy wholeheartedly.

  • apr2563

    correction: you’re

  • Paul-no not that one

    For those who would rather not sit through a Big Pharma ad….
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    Clips of Joe Biden at the swearing in photo op using a pat line “No dates until you’re 30″ to make people laugh and smile for the pictures.
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    That Calabresi found it “creepy” says a bit more about Calabresi then it does the Vice-President.

  • http://grapemusing.blogspot.com/ grape_crush

    John Edwards got some overdue humiliation…from beyond the grave, even.
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    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0111/47114.html
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    “Elizabeth Edwards left everything to her children and made not a single mention of her philandering husband John in the will she signed just days before her death.[...]
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    The former vice presidential candidate and North Carolina senator’s name appears nowhere in the will.
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    ‘All of my furniture, furnishings, household goods, jewelry, china, silverware and personal effects and any automobiles owned by me at the time of my death I give and bequeath to my children,’ Edwards said in a copy of the document.
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    Edwards also stipulated that if she was the only surviving parent of her minor children Emma Claire and Jack at her time of death, she wanted 28-year-old Cate to be their guardian.”

  • lilaland

    Um, it was silly.. and got goofy after the 3rd or 4th time he said it…

    but it is not like he said, “I have a magic mushroom lollipop for you to suck that will help you get dates when you 30″. lol

    I mean, there was just not much of a creep factor with his old man broken record repeat.. more of a dork factor. Massimo needs to get out more. Now if he had started crying every time he said it.. it would start to get creepy. But there was no unstable emotion that around the exchanges at all.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    So you’re saying that the most famous case of foot in mouth disease of the Democratic Party handles things by making the same joke over and over is creepy?

    I think if he starts ad lib something will come out creepy by accident.

    And if the VP says saying something dumb, that’s a big fcking deal.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    “Now if he had started crying every time he said it.. it would start to get creepy.”
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    LOL

  • sacredh

    “No dates until you’re 30″
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    Let’s compare that with not masturbating and being 40. I wonder what would be the point in dating O’Donnel? Let’s see, I’ll buy you dinner. I’ll take you to a movie. I’ll drop you off at your home. I’LL go home and masturbate while you do what? Adopt a Guffin?

  • Paul-no not that one

    (Googles “Guffin”) Uh. Um. I think I’m out of touch.

  • http://grapemusing.blogspot.com/ grape_crush

    “On weekends, Calabresi donates the use of his head to the local police department for use as a battering ram.”

  • http://grapemusing.blogspot.com/ grape_crush

    “Calabresi’s head is the only piece of human anatomy ever to be seen from orbit.”

  • http://grapemusing.blogspot.com/ grape_crush

    “Calabresi’s ‘angry stare’ to star in next Rob Zombie horror movie”

  • http://grapemusing.blogspot.com/ grape_crush

    “In the event of a planetary disaster, Calabresi’s head can be terraformed and colonized.”

  • nflfoghorn

    Don’t feel bad – I wouldn’t have known either until they started popping up on my daughter’s Facebook.

  • http://grapemusing.blogspot.com/ grape_crush

    “If you put your ear to Calabresi’s skull, you can hear three oceans.”

  • nflfoghorn

    That’s cold. Like he didn’t exist to her. She didn’t divorce him, but apparently castration was in the mix.

  • nflfoghorn

    Wow – you guys are rough on ol’ Massimo today. Next thing you’ll say is that his head was located on Google Maps.

  • kbanginmotown

    Ouch!

  • http://grapemusing.blogspot.com/ grape_crush

    “His birth forced astronomers to add another type of eclipse to their texts; first Lunar, Solar, and now Calabresian.”

  • kbanginmotown

    Had to Google them also. Apparently they’re not grown/raised in FarmVille, or else I’d have gotten 1x10e5 updates about them already…

  • kbanginmotown

    It’s Thursday…and the trolls are now posting!
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    *sigh*

  • kbanginmotown

    Creepy would have been Biden sizing up one of the 16-somethings in miniskirts, announcing “Wow! You’re 30 already?!”, and then mouthing “Call me” while holding his hand to his ear like a phone.
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    Epic awkwardness.

  • http://grapemusing.blogspot.com/ grape_crush

    Wow – you guys are rough on ol’ Massimo today.
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    He’s inferring that Biden is a couple steps shy of being Chester the Molester when he tells his lame joke.
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    I’m being nice to Calabresi.

  • apr2563

    http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/scarce/lets-all-stand-john-mccains-lawn
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    Creepy John McCain. Jon Stewart’s interview with McCain from last night.

  • textee

    An eighty-five year old buffoon like Biden informing eight-year-old girls that they should not date until they are thirty is not just creepy. It should be the basis for locking that imbecile in a cage for the rest of his life. No Republican who ever views that video would ever allow his/her daughter to get anywhere near that freakin’, creepy, old fool. Democrats, however, would always sacrifice their own daughters to further their and Biden’s vile ideology.

  • nflfoghorn

    Biden’s not yet 70 IIRC
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    He’s never been confused with child sexual predators.
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    Someone was right about you a few posts back – you MUST be a product of someone’s imagination.

  • liberalmeltdown

    More like brain dead Joe Biden. He’s so stupid, it’s the only line he could remember.

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