In the Arena

Christmas Notes

Okay, I’m about to shut down for the holiday, gather around the tv screen with the kids and watch “Reds”  and some Inspector Morse–and perhaps venture out to see “True Grit” and “The King’s Speech,” if I’m not feeling too hibernatory (actually, after all the travel this year–the cross-country road trip, two trips to Afghanistan, a week on the West Bank–I’m feeling very hibernatory).

Meanwhile, I can’t let the week pass without noting that John McCain–who seemed poised to vote for the New Start treaty–voted against it after Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell passed, thus completing a perfect record of mean-spirited minginess for the year. Nation first? What a laugh. More like, Peak Pique.

On a happier note, the coolest assignment I had all year was to write the official tribute to Merle Haggard for the Kennedy Center Honors, which will be broadcast next week. I’ve attached the tribute below the fold…but here, above the fold, I’ll wish you Happy Winter Solstice Festival of Your Choice and a nice restful weekend….

A tribute to Merle Haggard

You’re driving through the southern Illinois cornfields, shuffling your ipod—as I was, a few months ago—and that voice comes on, pure and effortless as a mountain stream, and your first reaction is a satisfied, goin’-home exhale even before your brain registers that it’s Merle. The lyrics aren’t fancy, just brilliant simple, slicing right down to the truth; the guitar is gritty, deep and driving. But…wait a minute. What on earth? Those lyrics: this is not your regulation country music song. It’s about a white man in love with a black woman:

If my lovin’ Irma Jackson is a sin

Then I don’t understand this crazy world we’re livin’ in

This is Irma Jackson, written in the late 1960’s, at the height of the civil rights movement, the same vintage as Okie from Muskogee, but not released until years later because they wouldn’t let him. This is, in fact, a peak Merle Haggard listening experience: down-home but dangerous, smooth as silk but lacerating, filled with love and longing, manliness and despair. He’s pushing the envelope, as he so often does, without even trying.

Was there ever a country music singer with a better name, with a more perfect voice? Certainly, he’s ballpark in both categories with his old friend, Johnny Cash. Both are giants, but there’s a significant difference between the two: Johnny sang in prisons; Merle lived in them.

He was born Merle Ronald Haggard in Bakersfield, California, in 1937, the son of a railroad worker who migrated from Oklahoma (and I’m wondering if Woody Guthrie, riding hobo in the central valley during those dust bowl years, ever wandered through the Bakersfield yard and jammed with the guitar- and fiddle-playing James Francis Haggard). The Haggards lived in a converted box car, in the Oildale neighborhood, which was about as glamorous as it sounds. His father died when Merle was nine.  He was raised by his mother, Flossie Mae Harp, who became immortal when Merle wrote:

And I turned 21 in prison doing life without parole

No one could steer me right, but mama tried, mama tried

He really did turn 21 in prison, but he was “only” doing four years for armed robbery. It was his fifth stretch in jail; the first came when he was 13, caught shoplifting from a ladies’ lingerie store. I once asked Merle why he kept getting into trouble as a kid and he said, “I was interested in life, very inquisitive. I didn’t like to be restrained.”

It was only after he experienced the ultimate restraint–doing time in solitary at San Quentin, busted for running a gambling and drugs operation from his cell—that Merle decided crime just wasn’t going to be a growth industry for him. He knew he could sing; and he was learning that he could write. He chose to write about the things he knew best—love and pain and pride and dreams. “Almost all my songs are about my family,” he told me.

And, over the course of 40 or so years, we’ve gotten to know the Haggard family pretty well. We know that mama tried. We know there weren’t any family legends about Grandma Harp, but for seventy years she loved—a memorable little pause here…grandpa. We know that being called an “Okie” was something like an ethnic slur back when Merle’s dad worked the railroads and that the old man wasn’t shy about throwing his fists when someone slurred him. He was proud to be an Okie, even though he wasn’t from Muskogee—and Merle wrote that song, his most famous, in about 30 minutes while riding through Oklahoma on tour.  He has given various explanations for why he wrote it, depending on whom he was talking to; my favorite is that he was celebrating his father’s voice and sensibility, but Merle may have just been goofing around between tokes.

Country music is an American hybrid, a mixture of folk ballads and bluegrass, sprinkled with jazz, polka and waltz, big band charts, and also– ridiculously, but triumphantly—Hawaiian pedal steel guitar and Swiss yodeling. Think about that for a moment. Given the transcendent weirdness of all these elements, it was inevitable that people would try to tame the sound, get control of things, when the big money started rolling in during the 1950s. Others, like Merle, rebelled against that with a roiling, electric sound and a relentless search for the hard truth of life as our people live it. As the Dixie Chicks later sang about the soulless songs emanating from the industrial product-line on Music Row, “they sound tired, but they don’t sound Haggard.”

It is, I suppose, ironic that the kid who couldn’t stand restraints became the musician whose art celebrated no-frills country classicism. His style was not adventurous; it was a return to the music’s spiritual, gut-bucket roots. He was all about the epiphanies you can create when you refuse to sling bull—taking the things we all know, suffer and laugh through, explaining them in a way that makes everyone from a night-shift waitress to a nuclear physicist think: oh, absolutely, you got that one right, Merle. There are places he won’t go: there’s longing, to be sure, but no whining. There’s pride, but no bragging. There’s toughness, but no brutality. There have been more than 70 albums, 38 number one hits. The integrity of it all is simply stunning. If Merle is singing it, you know it’s true.

And so you’re driving through the Tehachapi Pass, just north of Bakersfield, literally a baking field this dry kiln afternoon—as I was, a few months ago—dipping down into the San Joachim valley, blinded by the setting sun, and that voice comes on again. An older Merle this time, a man who has loved and won:

That’s the way love goes, babe

That’s the music God made

For all the world to sing

It’s never old; it grows.

That’s Merle’s art, too. Timeless; it grows—especially on a lonesome highway, when it makes you feel fine and easy, like you’re heading somewhere important, somewhere deep into your life.

–Joe Klein

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  • sacredh

    Merry Christmas Joe and please do something to make us pagans proud. I’m thinking of joining Santa on his Christmas Eve ride and pinching off a loaf down McCain’s chimney.

  • bobell

    Joe — Hanukkah having already come and gone, I guess it’s Festivus for the rest of us. So a Happy Festivus to you and yours and Merle Haggard and the whole Swampland aggregation, including such distinguished alumnae as Ana Marie and KT, and all the commenters (even the ones whose politics I find so mystifying), and anyone else who may need it. I’m off to practice for the Festivus Feats of Strength.

    My wish for us all for next year is some pleasant surprises. We’re going to need them.

  • sacredh

    Just as he was looking up to see what the obstruction was might be too much to ask for. I smell a “YouTube” moment.

  • Paul-no not that one

    Happy Hoiiday to all.
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    We hosted my family last Sunday, Hmong Chistmas tomorrow afternoon and then the greatest gift of all. No more family!

  • nflfoghorn

    “Country music is an American hybrid, a mixture of folk ballads and bluegrass, sprinkled with jazz, polka and waltz, big band charts, and also– ridiculously, but triumphantly—Hawaiian pedal steel guitar and Swiss yodeling”
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    WHAT??? All I hear is “she cheated on me with my best friend/so I’m drinkin’ to sober up” ;)
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    But thx for the Xmas greetings just the same. Back at ya.

  • nflfoghorn

    “I smell a “YouTube” moment”
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    SO glad the Internet hasn’t perfected Smellovision.

  • Paul-no not that one

    “On a happier note, the coolest assignment I had all year was to write the official tribute to Merle Haggard”
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    So your beard is an homage?
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    Actually that’s a nice honor for you JK.

  • sacredh

    “We hosted my family last Sunday, Hmong Chistmas tomorrow afternoon and then the greatest gift of all. No more family!”
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    Thanks for the laugh. We watched “A Christmas Story” last night and then when I felt that it was time to break up the party much later, I put in John Water’s “Pink Flamingos”. We have a 67″ wide screen HD tv. The place emptied out faster than you can say “Fire!”.

  • Paul-no not that one

    Ha! When my brother in law wants his parties to end he plays his LP of Ted Kennedy’s 1980 Democratic Convention speech.
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    Loudly.

  • sacredh

    And when I returned Mary Jo and the car were gone.

  • Paul-no not that one

    No,no you’re thinking of “David Frye: Richard Nixon a Fantasy”
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    Please tell me you own that.

  • virginiagentleman

    Actually, nfl, my favorite is, “I’m going to kill you and bury you in a box about half your size” (actual song by the great Gene Watson). But seriously, nfl, great country music is great music, and nobody’s made more great country music than Merle Haggard.
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    Inspirational lyric:
    You don’t have to get high to get happy,
    Just think about what’s in store.
    When people start doin’ what they oughta be doin’,
    Then they won’t be booin’ no more.
    When a President goes through the White House door,
    An’ does what he says he’ll do.
    We’ll all be drinkin’ free bubble-up,
    Eatin’ that rainbow stew.

  • sacredh

    I sure do. I transferred it from LP to cd and made a bunch of copies for friends. I have so many old comedy albums from National Lampoon and all theother old classics.

  • gwbc

    It should be noted that John McCain’s choice of vice-presidential candidate chose to criticize Michelle Obama for promoting healthy eating habits . Apparentlly to Sarah Palin , that is government interference in the llves of its citiizens. Is there no limit to the irresponsiblity and bad judgment of Junk Food Sarah?

  • http://shortplaysaboutrealpeople.wordpress.com Michael Maiello

    Happy holidays, Joe. I look forward to more from you in the new year. Happy to say that your willingness to engage with us readers is one of the reasons I dropped my handle here for my real name.

    Any chance that in 2011 John McCain will resolve to stop trying to punish the country for the affront of not making him president?

  • 53_3

    I was drinking coffee. Now I’m just trying to keep my own regurgitation down…

  • sacredh

    Billy Graham: Richard Nixon. You lyin’ SOB. F**k Off!”

  • sacredh

    Merry Christmas 53_3 and nfl.

  • 53_3

    Happy Holidays Joe!

  • Paul-no not that one

    Hubert H Humphrey’s Greatest Hits. You get…
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    “I concede” and “I concede” and who can ever forget ” I DO concede”

  • 53_3

    nope

  • sacredh

    “Any chance that in 2011 John McCain will resolve to stop trying to punish the country for the affront of not making him president?”
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    No. The chances are higher that he’ll just buy more tire patches to fix up his Palin blow-up sex doll after he stabs it during sex.

  • nflfoghorn

    I wish y’all the same!

  • 53_3

    Never mind.
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    I’ll just dispose of my regurgitation down the same chute Sacred used.
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    Merry Christmas, Sacred!

  • 53_3

    Merry Christmas, foghorn!

  • 53_3

    ’twas too busy barfing…

  • sacredh

    This is such a merry and festive thread.

  • 53_3

    I hope Joe has a great sense of humor. Merl Haggard deserves his due but I couldn’t resist.
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    So much time and so many Simpsons episodes to watch…

  • 53_3

    Was that intentional sacred? Think:
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    pointy objects + balloon = very loud bang + rubber confetti

  • nflfoghorn

    Free Bubble-Up and Rainbow Stew. Dem’s good eatin’ :)

  • 53_3

    We came, we saw…
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    …and we festered

  • nflfoghorn

    Billy Graham: Richard Nixon. You lyin’ SOB. F**k Off!”
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    Dang it, Sacred, you messed me up! Now every time I hear the right Rev in an old video say “I’m gonna ask you to come” my mind’ll go straight to the gutter! And beyond.

  • sacredh

    Semi-intentinal. She doesn’t pop so much as just hiss at him.

  • nflfoghorn

    I think it stops at gamey moose….

  • nflfoghorn

    Bets on RustFreep coming to bleep it up?

  • sacredh

    Come all ye faithful.

    I’m looking at you Mark Sanford and John Ensign.

  • nflfoghorn

    But OTOH it’s nearly as good as that Elton John thread from some months back.

  • nflfoghorn

    “…perhaps venture out to see “‘True Grit’” and “‘The King’s Speech’”
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    Down heah it’s “True Grits” :)
    And Prince Charles will be old enough for retirement before he becomes king!

  • 53_3

    Sacred, did you manage to warn the fauna in your area of your penchant for rangicidal driving?

  • nflfoghorn

    3.8 is along those lines….

  • 53_3

    We really do need a 1000 words…

  • sacredh

    This area is infested with deer. I seldom go two days in a row without seeing at least one. I just missed one last week by a couple of feet. I almost bagged a coyote last month in my truck.

  • Paul-no not that one

    Oh yeah-the one year sadiversary is Christmas Eve, right?

  • 53_3

    Hope you’re using studded tires.
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    That way, they’re already tender when you slap ‘em on the grill…

  • 53_3

    Four Dead in O-Hi-O Paul. That’s what the elves are singing.
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    They remember sacred. So does Santa…

  • Paul-no not that one

    That had me laughing at my desk fitty.
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    Good thing I am one of only a few “working” here today.

  • 53_3

    At least you weren’t drinking coffee. I hold sacred and foghorn responsible for that. See 1.

  • 53_3

    Santa’s list (condensed)
    ——————————
    For sacred:
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    Sarah Palin / John McCain sex tapes.
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    For the bad:
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    rotten potatoes
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    For the rest
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    A MERRY CHRISTMAS…

  • sacredh

    Pnnto and 53_3. It sure is. I’d gone my whole life without hitting one and then hit 4 in 23 days. It’s snowing here now. I think we’re leaving at 2 to make our stops. I’m hoping we get back in time to watch National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation before I have to go to work this evening. It’s so close to the holidays that towboats are tying off at landings now. I don’t mind a week of boredom at work. Just me, one other guy and peace and quiet. The guy I’m working with now makes me look normal. He’s a real trip. Funny as hell.

  • 53_3

    Actually, sacred, Santa has come out with your worst nightmare:
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    http://www.flickr.com/photos/whenlostin/3467376474/
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    Let the arms race begin…

  • 53_3

    Is that a feeler for a plea bargain, sacred?
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    Just axing, er, asking…

  • sacredh

    Not a plea bargain. I like all the people I work with but this guy is just something else. The best part about it is that he’s not trying to be funny. He just is. He’s one of those people that can brighten up a room just by walking into it. AND he’s really gullible. The last time we worked midnight I had a friend call work and insist on ordering pizza. He was so frustrated that he put it on the speakerphone and tried to get me to deal with it. I wound up talking the guy into ordering Chinese food instead. He still thinks it was on the up and up.

  • kbanginmotown

    “When up on the rooftop, there arose such a clatter,
    John peered up the chimney, caught the full steaming splatter.”
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    Happy Mavericky Holidays, Swampguys and Swampgals!

  • kathy

    Joe – you ever think about writing a book? ;0)

    It’s easy to tell how much you love music. Your writing always soars when you take it on.

    Happy Holidays to you – and to all the rest of my fellow swampcritters.

  • sacredh

    I have to run. Have fun and hello and Merry Christmas kathy and everyone else.

  • nflfoghorn

    She (Miss Prissy) believes that the government shouldn’t dictate what their kids eat. If this were still a world where June Cleaver stayed at home and the family wasn’t blended/broken, then yeah she has a point. But if no one’s there to give a kid a balanced meal (vs. McDonalds) he/she’s not getting it at home, there’s no harm in letting the government step in and feed the kid good stuff.
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    Next thing you know she’ll tweet that the government should step in and prevent unwanted pregnancies. Wait, what?

  • nflfoghorn

    Don’t beat up the MIL. She nags because she cares :)

  • freeinpa

    “Bets on RustFreep coming to bleep it up?”
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    No you guys do that well enough on your own.
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    But its interesting that the anti-Christian, anti-Christmas folks are busy celebrating a holiday that they and their friends at the ACLU despise.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    “But its interesting that the anti-Christian, anti-Christmas folks are busy celebrating a holiday that they and their friends at the ACLU despise”
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    Freak is celebrating the holidays by not taking his medication.
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    He is still so sure that the Grinch is a Democrat and Santa is Republican.
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    (Should we break it to him that there is no… nah, letting him have a couple of delusions for the holiday.)

  • nflfoghorn

    a) He probably thinks the Grinch is real
    b) I shoulda wagered $5K….

  • apr2563

    Joe and everyone, happy holidays.
    In particular we need to offer our wishes for the safety and return home soon of those serving on our behalf.
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  • ohiolibb

    Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Hanukkah, everyone.

  • pelhamite1

    I actually believe that the problem is simply that Freep’s heart is “three sizes too small”, maybe it will miraculously grow on Christmas Morning while the bloggers of “Whoville” are singing.

    If you get the chance, the bit on “Conan” last night (acceptable alternative while the Daily Show is in reruns) in which they interspersed clips from Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer with Sarah Palin hunting footage is sorta priceless. At the end, Conan says he let his five year old watch it “and she cried for three hours.”

    Happy Holidays, Joe, 53, foghorn, sacred, Paul, Patrick, Stuart and all the rest.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    Santa Clause is a Marxist. He gives away to all of those non-working creatures who do nothing but study in school learning those liberal leftist, Marxist things known as “facts” and live off of their parents: Children.
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    If Santa was a Republican, he would only stop by the Houses of CEOs to give out tax breaks…. Like GWB.

  • formerlyjames

    I love country music, and most especially the Texas and California renegades from Nashville. Need I mention The Master, Willie Nelson.
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    My favorite version of the Okie from Muskogee song is that he wrote it as a joke, the butt of which was the anal/authoritian right wing, and that he was surprised, but not unpleasantly, when it was taken up as an anthem by the target. That’s not in conflict with his thoughts of his roots, or respect for his father, it’s just a love/hate kind of thing. It’s a masterful song that plays well however you want to hear it, right? One of my favorites, and I ain’t right wing by a long stretch.
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    So…Merry Christmas to everybody and thanks for all the memories and comments, keep ‘em coming.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    Thanks Apr.
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    Even long after the theology is gone, the music, the sounds of Santas with their bells and all of the cheer of Christmas still remains with all of us who were raised with it.
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    For all of you who, also, were raised with Christmas, a Merry Christmas to you, for Jews, a belated Happy Hanukkah and for all fans of the show Seinfeld a very happy Festivus.

  • 53_3

    I think that rusty and freeinpa are a bit chastened right now.
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    They woke up this morning and found that the tree they had Obama hanging from was bereft of a victim.
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    Seems some GOPers helped spring him…

  • 53_3

    In case freeinpa hadn’t noticed, unlike him, we don’t hate people who aren’t Christian.
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    Merry Christmas, freeinpa and rusty, may Santa (or the Wizard of Oz) bring you brains — and a bit of tolerance…

  • apr2563


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    Festivus for the rest of us.

  • 53_3

    …Skyrockets in flight,
    Afternoon delight…
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    Not up on country, but that’s my fave…

  • 53_3

    Overall, those two individuals are not what I would classify as “chuffed”…

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    Here’s a twenty year old Irish song about Christmas in New York, with Shane McGowan’s own twist to it.
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    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1nxmt_the-pogues-a-fairytale-of-new-york_music

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    No matter how many times I hear that song I still laugh when, in an operatic voice Kristy MacColl sings
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    “You scumbag you maggot
    You cheap lousy faggot
    Happy christmas your arse I pray god it´s our last.”
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    But it has a happy ending.

  • formerlyjames

    The Irish version of Okie from Muskogee? It’s a nice song, I like, thanks.

  • sasquatch08

    @foghorn
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    “…there’s no harm in letting the government step in and feed the kid good stuff.”
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    Sounds all well and good, as do many government programs until you actually find out how they’re either totally mismanaged or just a way to sneak around the Constitution.
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    If the several states want to put some serious health requirements on their schools that is perfectly fine, and I would agree it should be done. The federal government doing it is perfectly illegal. Education is a right enumerated to the states in the Constitution, so the Feds are supposed to keep their fat nose out of it.
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    Why are kids getting fat? It has very little to do with McDonalds, McD’s is just an easy target for morons that don’t realize or won’t admit the real problems.
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    Kids these days get no exercise. I went to High School in the 1990′s when lengthening the school day and packing in as much classroom time were all the rage, much as they are today. The result was the disappearance of gym classes and in the lower grades, recess. Today, in that same school district during the school year it’s 5 days a week of 7.30AM-3.45PM school, where the most exercise these kids get is walking from one classroom to another. Further, schools have cut sports programs, in some places because of funding, but in many others for fear of lawsuits if a kid gets hurt.
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    When I was in school we used to joke that the freshman class and the 8th graders (middle school and high school were in the same building for me) were getting shorter and fatter every year and that soon they would be 1 foot tall and 5’5″ wide, the problem was that the first half of this this wasn’t a joke it was an observation.
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    School food has always been garbage, but kids worked it off with recess, gym and sports. Food is only half of the equation, you can eat as healthy as you want but if you don’t burn as many or more calories than you take in you will get fat, it’s inevitable.

  • deconstructiva

    Merry Christmas, everyone!
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    …this beats that flash mob that almost destroyed a CA shopping mall, literally…
    http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/12/21/california.mall.evacuation/index.html

  • hippooath

    Happy Birthday Jesus and Merry Christmas. May we all have a peaceful Christmas and come back and reflect over what we’re doing to this world and to each others and maybe think twice before we do the simple quick and wasteful thing.

    And most of all; enjoy and have fun.

  • deconstructiva

    Merry Christmas, sacred…
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    (alas the really good videos are behind the sign-in filter)

  • pintortwo

    Great song. I hadn’t seen the video before. Thanks Patrick.
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    This was always one of my favorite Christmas songs:
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    Merry Happy All

  • deconstructiva

    Thanks for beautiful video, apr. This is the closest equal I could find to match…
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    happy holidays!

  • bobcn1

    ‘But its interesting that the anti-Christian, anti-Christmas folks are busy celebrating a holiday that they and their friends at the ACLU despise.’
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    Really? The anti-Christian, anti-Christmas folks and the ACLU hate Festivus? I’d have never guessed that.
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    Anyway, I hope everyone (even the freep) has a merry Festivus (or Christmas, if you prefer) and great new year.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    “Education is a right enumerated to the states in the Constitution, so the Feds are supposed to keep their fat nose out of it.”
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    Where is it in the constitution?
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    John Quincy Adams wanted to create a national university, similar to state colleges.
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    “During his term, Adams worked on developing the American System, consisting of a high tariff to support internal improvements such as road-building, and a national bank to encourage productive enterprise and form a national currency. In his first annual message to Congress, Adams presented an ambitious program for modernization that included roads, canals, a national university, an astronomical observatory, and other initiative.”
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Quincy_Adams
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    (He, actually, comes across a great deal like he was proposing Obama’s stimulus package in that particular sentence.)
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    “It has very little to do with McDonalds, McD’s is just an easy target for morons that don’t realize or won’t admit the real problems.”
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    I don’t think it is reasonable to take Mickey D’s totally off the hook, but, as for what government can do, which is bring back more gym classes, Mickey D’s is a distraction.
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    “Further, schools have cut sports programs, in some places because of funding, but in many others for fear of lawsuits if a kid gets hurt…”
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    I’ve seen no evidence of an increase in lawsuits against school for children injured in gym class or school sports nor of any cases of any lawsuit at all ever exceeding the amount the school’s insurance would pay.
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    Tort lawyers are a conservative/libertarian bogyman since it became more popular during the early Reagan Administration.
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    The burden of proof is on the injured party that the defendant is at least 51% responsible for an injury, so, unless the gym teachers are completely and totally reckless and the injuries very serious, schools do not need to worry about their insurance companies doing any work to pay off a lawsuit.
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    My best guess is that, when tort law was weaker, people just turned a blind eye to the closest living relative of an injured party beating the fck out of the owner of a business which had been negligent.
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    I agree that more gym is needed, but, that requires more money from the state and, unfortunately, the federal government (since states are getting smashed in this recession).

  • http://jcapan.wordpress.com jcapan

    The Beatty “Reds”!? I just searched in vain for this at our version of Netflix. Bummer. For those interested in the topic, might I recommend my current read, Bertram D. Wolfe’s “Three Who Made a Revolution.” Beautifully written history.

    Bummer x 2, IMDB lists no J-town release for True Grit. We usually appear somewhere on the list.

    And from the resident ghost of Xmas future (eve here already), Merry Christmas to all! Got the Bailey’s thing going on in my morning coffee….

  • Paul-no not that one

    Merry Christmas JC.
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    2011 will be an upswing for your Orioles. You have my (not exactly worthwhile) assurance.
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    And please spoil baby jc and Mrs JC

  • http://jcapan.wordpress.com jcapan

    Back at you in kind Paul! Thanks for the + thoughts re: the O’s. I’ll take anything I can get.

  • sacredh

    I just got back from spending the afternoon and part of the evening with my ex-MIL. The current MIL (her sister) was there too and so was my wife. The MIL was trying to convince her sister to start coming to her church while I sat there staring at my ex-MIL and repeatedly touching the tip of my nose with my tongue. She appeared distracted. My ex-wife and her boyfriend stopped in for a couple of hours. All that was missing was a banjo player.

  • sacredh

    “And please spoil baby jc and Mrs JC”
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    What can I say. That struck me as funny this close to Christmas. Merry Christmas jcapan.

  • Joe Klein

    Yes, jcapan. The Beatty “Reds.” Via USA Netflix. One of the great films of all time. Eat your heart out…and, of course, happy holidays and, of course, have a nice day.

  • sasquatch08

    @patrick
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    “The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.”
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    In other words, if it’s not granted explicitly in the Constitution to the feds (it’s not), or prohibited to the States (it’s not), it falls to the States or the People.
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    That’s the 10th Amendment. And since the Constitution does not grant the federal government any power over education, not deny the right to the states (actually the word education doesn’t make and appearance in the Constitution that I can find) it IS reserved to the States or the People and the Feds can butt the heck out.
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    Hence, education is enumerated to the States (or people).

  • sasquatch08

    @patrick
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    Sorry, my internet has been odd today and for some reason the second half of your comment (and the rest of the page) refused to load until I replied with my previous comment at 6.6.
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    On the Adams topic, there were many different ideas floated around the time of the revolution and after, some by very famous people. Just because you agree with one idea of theirs doesn’t mean you agree with all of them, not does it mean that they passed muster to make it into the Constitution.
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    An example that is relatively unknown: the idea was floated as early as 1774 (I believe but I don’t have my books with me) that any document governing any new country should outlaw slavery. This idea was dropped during debates over the Constitution because of two factors. 1) Slavery was actually in decline in the 1770′s and was viewed as something that within a few decades would pass into history and 2) Southern states would block ratification over this and the country would fall apart before it got started, so why bother risking not properly forming the country over something that will be a non-issue in 20-30 years anyway?
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    “I’ve seen no evidence of an increase in lawsuits against school for children injured in gym class…”
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    You don’t have to see an increase in lawsuits to see the increase in the fear of them. My mothers hairdresser has never been sued, but she refuses to spray-paint a large hole in the sidewalk in front of her business with a bright color because her lawyer informs her that she is attracting a lawsuit by admitting that there is a problem there. She want’s it fixed because she considers it a threat to pedestrians but she can’t warn them without inviting a lawsuit and can’t fix it because it’s city property. And yes, according to her attorney she is liable if anyone hurts themselves there, but MORE liable if she puts up a sign or paints it a bright color, and no it DOES NOT MATTER AN OUNCE that it’s city property since it’s in front of her business. So tell me more about how tort lawyers are bogymen?
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    “I agree that more gym is needed, but, that requires more money from the state and, unfortunately, the federal government…”
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    No it doesn’t. Business has been smashed in this recession and is as profitable as ever and sitting on trillions of dollars so they can pay for the unknown costs that will spring up in the future (ACA), which is why they aren’t hiring anyone. Crap, just ONE regulation released on Tuesday is 150 pages long and there are hundreds of regulations in the ACA.
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    States are being totally destroyed by public sector unions and that’s a fact. It’s virtually impossible in most states to fire a teacher for being incompetent without running up more cost than it would be to keep them on for years longer. Just look at the flow chart for firing them, it’s possible after 14 pages of flow chart, each step costing the district tons of cash. It’s worse than that though, you can’t fire them for sexual misconduct due to the contract their union has for them. Just look up “rubber rooms” in New York state. Christ, they have a guy in NY that propositioned underage female students for “sex for grades” and got caught, yet can’t be fired and by the time it’s over he’ll retire with a $80,000 a year pension. Are YOU getting a pension that good if you get caught doing something like that?

  • http://jcapan.wordpress.com jcapan

    Sacred,
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    That never even crossed this agnostic’s mind! But if I’m going to worship a false messiah, I could find none better.
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    And that Griswold image is now complete after your mention of a banjo player. The “Griswold’s Deliverance Vacation” is what will spring to mind when I think of you at the holidays.
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    And Happy Holidays to you, Mr. Klein! At this time of year, all things are indeed possible.

  • http://jcapan.wordpress.com jcapan

    BTW, speaking of Appalachia, did you see The Descent? Unable to sleep the other night, that pretty much f@cked with my mind.

  • sacredh

    Yes. I saw the Descent 2 also. The scenery is pretty much the same as where I live (pre-descent into the caves). The woods are about a 90 second walk from our house. The movie was un-nerving. I finally broke down and watched Centipede the other night. NEVER AGAIN. I was completely grossed out. Feed her!

  • sacredh

    I didn’t realize it until tonight at my ex-MIL’s when my ex-wife brought it up, but today was the 30th anniversary of my current wife suing me. She won and got $35,000.

  • http://jcapan.wordpress.com jcapan

    I actually read that it was filmed in the equally beautiful Scotland. Didn’t even know there was a sequel. The very title, Centipede, creeps me out.
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    OK, off to Osaka for a few last minute Xmas presents.

  • sacredh

    People are sewn together ass-to-mouth and the first person eats the food. You can guess the rest. I advise against watching this movie. I was going to pitch our copy but I gave it away instead. It’s possibly the most disgusting movie that I’ve ever seen (that wasn’t a home movie).

  • sasquatch08

    “Bets on RustFreep coming to bleep it up?”
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    “Freak is celebrating the holidays by not taking his medication.”
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    “I actually believe that the problem is simply that Freep’s heart is “three sizes too small”, maybe it will miraculously grow on Christmas Morning..”
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    “If Santa was a Republican, he would only stop by the Houses of CEOs to give out tax breaks….”
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    “They woke up this morning and found that the tree they had Obama hanging from was bereft of a victim.”
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    ——————————
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    “This is such a merry and festive thread.”
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    Only if you consider verbal denigration of your political opponents “merry and festive”.
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    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    First, I believe you mistook my comments about John Quincy Adams for his father, John Adams.
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    JQA was president from 1825 until 1829, more than a generation after the constitution was written and the objections about a national university were not constitutional at that time.
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    I find the concept of stating that one knows empirically what the writers of our constitution intended with any degree of precision absurd, but, there are no constitutional precedents forbidding a national university and both SCOTUS, with Brown vs the Board of Education and it’s predecessor (which it overturned) Plessy v. Ferguson are examples where federal courts determine the constitutionality of educational practices and decades of federal subsidies with strings attached to local schools have been tolerated.
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    “Are YOU getting a pension that good if you get caught doing something like that.”
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    The only thing which approaches being as horrible as sexual molestation is being an innocent person wrongly accused of sexual molestation or other sexual misconduct.
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    I just spoke with a grad student working on her second master’s degree in education I met in coffee shop yesterday who brought up that she had a good friend who had been wrongly accused and subsequently, after three years, exonerated. The odds of a male teacher being wrongly accused is, unfortunately, very, very high.
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    I am unfamiliar with the case you brought up, but, false allegations are even more common than actual violations. So, if he is awaiting trail or appealing the decision, he should get retirement benefits unless he is found guilty and has exhausted all appeals.
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    As for business owners being demonized, you have an argument but, it would be absurd for you to compare this relatively mild and very recent demonetization to be on the scale of how, over the past 30 years government has been demonized.
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    For example, do you know of a politician who gets idealized and often quoted as saying “Business can not solve problems because businesses are the problem?”
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    However, conservative idol Ronald Reagan has been quoted for 30 years saying “Government can not solve problems because government is the problem.”
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    Obviously only a Marxist would make the statement about business that Reagan made about all government and Marxists died off nineteen years ago with the fall of the Soviet Union and never had even 1% of the American vote.
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    BTW: I have relatives who are attorneys. Your mother’s hairdresser’s attorney may be an idiot. I don’t know for sure, but, as a rule of thumb, attempting to prevent accidents of all kinds is nearly always highly beneficial to a business owner.

  • apr2563

    Thanks decon. Porky brought tears to my eyes.

  • apr2563

    The mall is just up the road from my house. It has had a hectic time lately.

  • michaelfury
  • 53_3

    Oh, cwap!
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    I had to visit this thread this am to see the wreckage, and I wasn’t disappointed!
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    That is just totallistically dee-damn-skusting!!!!

  • 53_3

    In re 5 on your list:
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    Rusty and freeinpa earned that one!
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    And indeed, it seems that some of the more honorable GOPers did help cut him down.
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    Hells bells Sasquatch, read their posts.
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    They clearly hate him, for whatever reason.
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    Tell me they don’t. Show me!
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    Also, FYI, if you are complaining because of the image you guys have nowadays, take it up with your peers, who continuously feed such perceptions. Either help to get them to change their behavior or stop whining.
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    And a Merry Christmas to you, too…

  • http://listenalready.wordpress.com LAWYERMOMMY1

    Happy Holidays to Joe and the crew. The year is over already. I hope this paper gets a tad more conservative next year. oops. I mean, I hope it gets more centered.

    LM

    http://getslimalready.wordpress.com/

  • earljr1

    I will be one of those covering the E.R. tonight, so swamp landers, have a very merry Christmas and stay safe. The streets are icy and a few rum laced eggnogs could put you on a gurney, waiting for our care. It would appear that we are running a special on lacerations today because I have already sutured a bakers dozen, coupled with one thoracotomy, three fractures (and a partridge in a pear tree) Seriously, stay safe, warm and have a joyous holiday.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    Earl,
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    Ignoring your profession, approximately where do you live (state or, if that is too personal, region such as Northern Midwest, Rockies…. a rough idea)?
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    Like about eighty percent of the time, NYC has a brown Christmas (no snowfall that stuck yet – that’s usually between New Years and MLK day) and the roads aren’t bad at all even though it is below 32 F since we haven’t had any precipitation.
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    I’m just curious since I had you pegged for being from Texas or one of the other former confederate states until this post.
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    And, yes, Earl, Merry Christmas to you and yours and a happy – hopefully Swampland free – New Years to you.
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    (You hurled your share of insults at me personally, so, instead of wishing you anything but the best, I just wish that your best is offline, not in my face.)

  • sasquatch08

    @patrick
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    “I am unfamiliar with the case you brought up, but, false allegations are even more common than actual violations.”
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    Indeed this is true, and there’s a book called Victimology which was a text used in a Criminology class I took in college, the whole first chapter is terrifying if you’re male because it basically explains how sexual harassment/rape/sexual assault laws are totally slanted in favor of females and that simple accusations by a jealous ex or an angry co-worker can ruin a guys entire life due to the fact that these laws basically take the side of “she said you did it so it must be true, now the burden is on you to prove that you didn’t assault/harass this woman”. While at the same time it’s virtually impossible for a guy to get a woman convicted even if she drugged him and raped him with an object.
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    That being said, this guy who’s name alludes me (it’s a story from a local NYC paper clipped out and sent to me by a friend, but I think I saw it mentioned on CNN as well) gave a full confession and plead guilty to avoid jail time. He was never in danger of a serious prison term because none of the students he propositioned with his “sex for grades” scheme ever took him up on the offer. Hence, he never actually sexually assaulted anyone or committed statutory rape.
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    Still the idea that this @sshole even has a job, never mind a pension is totally ridiculous. NYC schools just can’t fire the guy because of the union he belongs to. As I previously stated they can fire him, but it will take years and cost more than paying him for those years of service. Not to mention they have to keep paying him while they work on getting rid of him. In a word, this is totally insane.
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    “JQA was president from 1825 until 1829, more than a generation after the constitution was written…”
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    As I pointed out there were many unresolved questions about how the country should be run following the founding of the USA. We even had a civil war over it 30 odd years after JQA was finished his term in office, heck there are still lot’s of questions today. The example I picked from the founding discussions was merely to illustrate my point that “Just because you agree with one idea of theirs doesn’t mean you agree with all of them…” in which I was taking a shot at one issue voters and the disservice they do.
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    On the issue of a National University personally I simply don’t see a point, nor would I have at the time. The private sector generally does a better job of University level education, albeit for a higher price. I attended a private university and paid a hefty sum for the privilege, but I can categorically state that not one of my friends who attended state schools in the same state (Ohio) got the same level of education as I did. I know people who “borrowed” papers written on a specific topic from OSU students who had received an “A” on the paper at OSU. When turned in at my school, they all got “C-” or lower. We were a better, but smaller and much more hard drinking school that OSU will ever be.
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    “…it would be absurd for you to compare this relatively mild and very recent demonetization to be on the scale of how, over the past 30 years government has been demonized.”
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    I certainly agree that certain practices that the government has engaged in over the years have drawn criticism from critics who have and ideological bent and are criticizing just for the point of criticizing. However the government has also made huge mistakes and wasted hundreds of billions of dollars, if not trillions due simply to it’s size and it’s policy of promoting people to the level of their own incompetence.
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    GE used to be a great company until it got so big in the past years that it’s unmanageable.
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    Let’s not forget Iran/Contra… I mean the CIA basically got caught red handed with it’s fingers in dealing cocaine here in the United States and then threatened to murder a California Sheriff and his deputies if they continued to investigate the situation. Or the Bay of Pigs. The list goes on and on. We spend hundreds of billions of dollars every year on crap we don’t need because some Congressman wants to look good at home. Just recently we’ve passed multiple 2000 page bills that no one understands and even the government says will take years for it to understand and write the rules for them. That’s unelected bureaucrats basically making law. The most recent one out of the ACA is 150 pages long for ONE rule! There are more than 10,000 such government programs that make up our budget, many of them patently useless, unconstitutional or duplicates of another program that congress forgot it already had running.
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    In keeping a tally, should you wish to do it, the government has far more mistakes many of them extremely costly than they have in the win column.
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    Anyway, Merry Christman patrick.

  • earljr1

    Hello patrick, I am in the beautiful city of Atlanta where our temperatures are normally moderate, even in the winter time. We are expecting a frigid blast tonite though and even snow, tomorrow, so things are going to be busier than usual. Southerners are good at many things, but driving on snow and ice is not something we have mastered yet. We have had a quiet day(for us) so far, but expect an upturn in business once the precipitation starts. I have three medical students assigned to me today and tomorrow and all three are learning how to tie tight knots and avoid nerve endings. (and wondering if they made the right choice in choosing medicine for a career.) My wife brought the kids down tonight and we all had our Christmas dinner in the cafeteria. I will sign out at three tomorrow and we will celebrate Santa when I get home. Have a wonderful Christmas, patrick and hopefully, a prosperous new year.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    I haven’t been able to find it on a quick online search, but, statistically, the odds of a lethal car accident go down in heavy traffic, at night, in the rain and in the snow.
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    Counter intuitive facts I always find interesting and, more important, the reasoning behind it.
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    All of the above conditions, especially heavy traffic have one impact: decrease driving speed.
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    The chances of a car accident being lethal are a function of speed and, therefore, in blizzards (many which I have driven through over a combined ten year part time career professionally driving) passing speed on a four lane highway is about 20 MPH.
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    So,with some luck, it will be the body shops with thousands of broken tail lights, banged up doors and bumpers who will be busy tonight and tomorrow while your ER will have minor cuts and bruises taken in for insurance reasons only and many frayed nerves and hot tempers, but not much real work.
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    That is with some luck…
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    That does not take into account how some places are so unfamiliar with snow driving and foolishly drive fast.
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    I hope you’ve got a quiet night.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    And a Merry Christmas to you, too.
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    All of you, Merry Christmas!

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor
  • sasquatch08

    “BTW: I have relatives who are attorneys. Your mother’s hairdresser’s attorney may be an idiot. I don’t know for sure, but, as a rule of thumb, attempting to prevent accidents of all kinds is nearly always highly beneficial to a business owner.”
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    Actually you’re wrong here patrick. It varies from state to state and varies widely where my parents live now it’s not quite as bad as it was when I was growing up in Michigan. There we had a retaining wall surrounding our property, ranging from 3-6 feet off of the sidewalk. Parents used to regularly allow their young children to walk on the wall while the parents traveled on the sidewalk below them.
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    Needless to say this terrified my mother that some child would fall and hurt themselves, so my parents contacted their attorney to find out if signs warning of potential danger would help the situation. The answer was no, if anything it was tantamount to admitting fault.
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    Here’s the deal in many states: If you have a problem on or near you property that could cause physical injury to another person putting up notices or signs or painting them a bright color is actually worse, you have now created what lawyers like to call an “attractive nuisance”. In other words: in the eyes of lawyers, you’re actually attracting people to the area of danger with signs they might decide to read or colors that make them curious and since you’ve now “enticed” them to enter the danger zone you are in more trouble if anything ever happens. You either fix the problem, or you ignore it and pretend you didn’t know it was there. Putting up warnings admits that you knew there was a problem and either didn’t do anything to physically stop people from hurting themselves or you didn’t “fix” the problem even though that may actually be impossible, hence making you more liable for any injuries that may occur.

  • sasquatch08

    I pay very close to 0% attention to them most of the time, because just as some liberals on here they are usually nothing but provocateurs.
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    That said, a even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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    “Rusty and freeinpa earned that one!”
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    I haven’t bothered to look, but did they really mention anything about hanging (i.e. lynching) him [Obama] from a tree? I mean, if they did, shame on them. If they didn’t, shame one whoever made the comment I quoted above for basically suggesting that they’re murderous racists who want to kill the guy for being the first black president.
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    My reason for quoting that particular statement is I am sick of this racist crap. Yes there are racists in this country, but not very many and just because you don’t agree with President Obama’s policies does not mean you’re a racist. Many would have problems with the exact same policies if a white guy with blue eyes and blonde hair was trying them.
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    And again, don’t lump me in with the Republicans just because you don’t agree with what I have to say. I disagree with the GOP as often as I do the the Democrats, and often much more intensely than the Democrats do. Personally I think they’re both nuts.

  • 53_3

    It didn’t have anything to do with race.
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    How many westerns have you watched…

  • 53_3

    Maybe you hadn’t noticed the second part of that statement, sasquatch.
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    I suggest you stop whining. Either that, or read their posts and pay attention, or tell their peers to stop conducting themselves in a manner that continues to tarnish the attributes of conservatives as a whole.
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    That is your problem. Not mine. And I have never seen you admonish anyone on the right for their conduct…

  • 53_3

    And a third shot below your waterline:
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    If you had paid any attention at all you would have noted that I am not always happy with Obama myself.
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    But I don’t hate him.
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    Grow up and pay attention…

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