Lunch Break 2: Jib Jab’s Year in Review

While we’re waiting for Senate votes on the CR and START today and for the House to act on food safety and the CR, here’s something else fun to pass the time.

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  • nflfoghorn

    Bad Muppets. Real bad Muppets.

  • http://elvisberg.wordpress.com Elvis Elvisberg

    Oh my god it’s like if Jay Leno wrote for Mark Russell.
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    I’m reminded of Norm MacDonald’s classic line… “Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap.”

  • Paul-no not that one

    Jib Jab, like the Borowitz Report, is one of those things that I am told is funny.

  • nflfoghorn

    It is funny, but I’d like to judge for myself. Sometimes they hit for groundouts, not homers.

  • nflfoghorn

    Well He did spend some time out in the barn :)

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    That was annoying.
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    Just not my humor.

  • apr2563

    Oh please. Never mention Kenny G. It is too painful.

  • http://jcapan.wordpress.com jcapan

    Well, thank god I read the comments first. No plans to click that link.

  • liberalmeltdown

    Oh, come on. No “that muppet is racist” comments?
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    Liberals don’t like humor that makes fun of them.

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