Playing Chicken with Christmas

I can just imagine conversations going on between senators and their spouses right about now.

“Sweetie, I’m sorry, but I’m going to be stuck in Washington all of next week.”

“Darling, no way. You left me alone last year with your in-laws and the kids. I’m not doing another Christmas in Florida without you.”

“Sugar plum, I’m really sorry. But the Senate’s work is not done. And this is my job, my responsibility to our constituents.”

“When you get here, if you get here, the couch will be all made up for you.”

For the second straight year, the Senate looks like it’ll be working right up to Christmas Eve. The blame for this logjam differs depending who you’re listening to. Republicans, led by South Carolina firebrand Jim DeMint, say that Dems are overreaching, that the lame duck is no place for a massive treaty like New START or for major policy decisions like repealing Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. It’s also no place for a massive $1.1 trillion omnibus the rolls together the 2011 appropriations bills. “Democrats,” DeMint railed on the floor of the Senate, “clearly didn’t hear the will of the voters in November.” So, DeMint is doing everything he can to block or slow walk the agenda until the Senate reaches Christmas – or, worse, New Years –and Democrats go home in defeat.

Senate Majority Leader harry Reid is having none of this. “My only statement here as to my Republican friends — we’re going to complete the work we have to do here,” Reid told reporters on Tuesday. “I want to get out of here just as soon as we can. But we’re not going to walk away from any of the work that we have to do.” Reid argues that there are the votes to pass many of these items and they should be given due consideration. Reid is also feeling pressure from his base as most of the agenda – Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the DREAM Act, the 911 first responders bill, the START treaty and the omnibus – wouldn’t likely pass under expanded Republican majorities when the new Congress arrives in January. So this is the last shot for much of what the Dems would like to accomplish and Reid isn’t going to give it up without a fight, even if it means working through Christmas.

So, we have a game of chicken going on. (It’s actually kind of amusing to listen to both sides out-Christian each other on the Senate floor in their pious exultations of Christmas and what a travesty and sacrilege it would be to work through the Holiday.) So far, DeMint folded on at least one of his threats: to have the clerk read the START treaty aloud – a process that would’ve taken upwards of 20 hours. DeMint swears, though, that he will have the clerk read the 2,000-page omnibus which is estimated to take two days. Senators, I hope you have comfortable couches.

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  • http://docreviewing.wordpress.com docreviewer01

    If I have to work on Christmas Eve, then travel on Christams, then these poor bastards can do it, too. Stop treating this like it’s a legitimate complaint and start showing them as the spoiled brats they are.

  • sacredh

    I can just imagine conversations going on between senators and their spouses right about now.

    “Sweetie, I’m sorry, but I’m going to be stuck in Washington all of next week.”

    “Darling, no way. You left me alone last year with your in-laws and the kids. I’m not doing another Christmas in Florida without you.”

    “Sugar plum, I’m really sorry. But the Senate’s work is not done. And this is my job, my responsibility to our constituents.”

    “When you get here, if you get here, the couch will be all made up for you.”

    Let me submit a more realistic version.

    “Sweetie, I’m sorry, but I’m going to be stuck in Washington all of next week.”

    “Oh honey. that’s terrible. I miss you bunches. Call when you’re on your way home. I was just headed out the door. Smooch smooch. Bye sweetiekins.”

    “Hello Bob, The @sshole is stuck in DC for awhile. Bring over a fifth and a tube of lube. Santa ain’t the only one coming down the old chiney this year. Bring a friend.”
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  • trifecta55

    Which side is responsible for record delays & obstructionism? Who can say?

  • sacredh

    I have to apologize. I spelled chimney wrong.

  • sacredh

    My heart bleeds for them being stuck in a heated building. I start 7 midnights Christmas Eve and I work outside a good deal of the time. The windchill was -15 a few nights ago at work. They’re pussies.

  • deconstructiva

    Jay, did YOU shoot the video of Sen. Ensign’s conversation?
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    (if yes, thank you)

  • bobcn1

    Awwww… I feel so sorry for them. Having to work overtime like some kind of low life wage slave must be terribly humiliating.

    This shouldn’t have to happen. The work of extending tax breaks for the wealthy and the heirs of the wealthy is nearly complete. Who cares about the other stuff (like national defense) that is interfering with their Christmas vacation anyway?

    The work of protecting the money needed by the wealthy to afford those extended Mediterranean cruises is nearly done. The work of raising the retirement age of the people that clean their offices can wait until next year.

  • http://gum0nshoe.wordpress.com gumOnShoe

    Good thing you apologized because that was somehow 20xs more explicit than I think you meant it to be…

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    Republican strategy: Filibusterer, filibuster and filibuster more, shut your eyes and hope that when you open them the Democrats will all of have turned into Republicans and not want to stand up to you anymore.

    Then, to their shock, horror and disbelief, Democrats are still Democrats, are still in the majority and at least most of the time want to vote on legislation they promised their constituents and the filibusters cost the Senate Christmas.
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    Boo hoo!
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    As for Democrats: if passing good, progressive legislation was easy, then WTF do you do for a living? It’s not all parties and handshakes, guys. Some people are as determined to stop what you promised to do for America as you are to do what you promised.
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    As for me, I’m not shedding any tears. You asked for the job (both parties).

  • http://gum0nshoe.wordpress.com gumOnShoe

    Cry me a river. I bet Jesus worked on Christmas a couple times. We all work on our birthdays at somepoint.

  • deconstructiva

    Hopefully late arrivals / bad timing of Senators coming home won’t disturb marital bliss. After all, the three most dreaded words a spouse can hear is, “Hone, I’m home.” (Thus why shrubberies are always planted under master bedroom windows: to cushion the fall).

  • deconstructiva

    “Honey”, that is …sacred, you’re not alone with spelling.

  • sacredh

    I’m sick and slipped on the ice in the driveway and sprained my ankle and twisted my knee yesterday. I’m bored too. I’m a little cranky.

  • deconstructiva

    Sen. Vitter probably has to pay double the courier fees to deliver a new truckload of Pampers if he keeps changing the delivery schedule.
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    …and Jay, thanks for covering the House stuff today. After a long day of covering before-the-vote rules and procedures being debated like this…
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    …hope you have a box of wine and lots of sleep tonight.

  • sacredh

    Thanks deconstructiva. I’m driving my wife nuts. She was looking out the window when I took my spill yesterday. She came out on the porch and asked me if I was OK. I let loose with a string of colorful language and she said “A yes or a no would have been sufficient”. She did come out and help me back into the house.

  • sacredh

    “…hope you have a box of wine…”
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    Elitist.

  • deconstructiva

    Hang in there, sacred, and have a mudslide. Hope you’re not fighting your MIL today…
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    …at least wait until your flu is over.

  • deconstructiva

    Size matters. Besides, buying the full barrel might force her to share it with friends before it goes sour. After dealing with Congress (and us commenters), I’ll bet she needs to get drunk.

  • http://forgottenlord.livejournal.com forgottenlord

    -15 Windchill?
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    *Begins some Canuck macho rant*
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    *Checks calculator*
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    *Realizes that’s -26C*
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    Ok, fine.

  • walkingfunny

    Do these people realize that there are a ton of people who would love the opportunity to work, any day – Christmas, New Year, Birthday etc. if they just get the chance to work? And I bet that these people will do a better job than those we currently have in DC, and at a fraction of the cost.

  • http://gum0nshoe.wordpress.com gumOnShoe

    Seems justified. Hope you can relax and feel better.

  • http://forgottenlord.livejournal.com forgottenlord

    Not to mention: This is what happens when it takes you 22 months to grow a pair

  • sacredh

    I tried a mudslide and a couple of muscle relaxers last night. They made an encore appearance after about a half an hour. I’ve only had water today. Even the MIL is avoiding me. I went upstairs earlier and she went into her room and locked the door. I thought about puking on her but my wife would be really p!ssed so I just chalked it up to wishful thinking.

  • sacredh

    walkingfunny, I have the most seniority at work so I get to choose my vacations first every year. I NEVER take off on a holiday. They’re double time pay and a few hundred extra always comes in handy. The only time I’ve ever been off on Christmas was when my schedule happened to fall that way. I don’t look at it as missing out on anything. We celebrate when we can. I’m grateful for the opportunity to work and make some extra money to make the holidays a little better. If I could work a double on Christmas, I’d jump at the chance. Spell my name as capitalist.

  • Ivy_B

    sacred, so sorry you are still not well and now with the ankle and knee in addition. We will all have a less cheery holiday if you aren’t well enough to torment your MIL.

  • sacredh

    Thanks. That made me laugh. I have to head out to the post office and mail some packages. My wife offered to go but one of the packages is a 40 pound box of books. I don’t think her back could take carrying it. Have fun folks.

  • grape_crush

    Why are they b*tching? I just gives the pols more time with their DC-based Misters and Mistresses. Maybe if the GOPers wouldn’t have obstructed Senate business at record levels, maybe they wouldn’t have their poor widdle Christmas fee-fees hurt.

    There’s enough Americans that are (or have been) required to work holidays that this type of grandstanding is seen as a gross insult.

    So, DeMint is doing everything he can to block or slow walk the agenda until the Senate reaches Christmas – or, worse, New Years –and Democrats go home in defeat.

    DeMint has even stated that ‘running out the clock’ is his intent, yes.

  • walkingfunny

    Same here sacredh, I’ll take any opportunity to work for a little extra here and there. I always tell my wife that I’ll use some of the extra to buy her a good dinner, that works, sometimes …..
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    I’m just disgusted at the gall of these folks to bring the issue of the holiday up when there are such important and urgent state issues to be addressed. What ever happened to statesmen and the sacrifice expected of them? And this is no sacrifice at all, these guys will be able to hop on jets or fly first class to their destinations even if they have to leave on Christmas eve.
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    I’m sure there is a formal political term for the current condition in which the populace in general is represented by people who are not able to fully relate with them. Even if they try to, these folks in DC can not really understand what it means that folks live from pay check to pay check. The few who know before they go to DC forget very quickly. This is the main thrust of the Christmas story by the way; Emmanuel, God with us, God took the form of man so he could walk in our shoes.

  • deconstructiva

    I’ll bet if DeMint had a trip planned for the Appalachian Trail like his friend Sanford did, he’d vote to pass everything and get the hell out of there. Hmm, maybe marital infidelity is the key to getting anything done in the Senate (time pressure and blackmail. I hope Jay pursues this thesis, would be a change of pace from Palin coverage).

  • piper1

    Jay, and your Republican superheros- are you aware that many, ney, most, Americans have to work the second half of December, even, heaven forbid, on the days surrounding Christmas?

    I’ve gotta admit, Republicans do have gigantic swinging balls to make a fuss over having to do their damn jobs after blocking or delaying absolutely every piece of legislation big and small for 2 years, while collecting a government salary and benefits worth over $150,000 per year (median income in the Senate- $2.36 million) in a land of 10% unemployment.
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    Docreviewer nails it in Comment 1-stop treating this like a legitimate complaint. This is ultra-elitist bullcrap of the highest order and nothing more and should be treated with the total lack of seriousness and respect it deserves. Quit your frickin’ whinging you elitist Republican dopes.

  • apr2563

    Jay, I know the Swamplanders just adore political gamemanship. It makes reporting so easy. Report on the process not the issues.
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    What is happening is not amusing. Serious issues are at stake.

  • deconstructiva

    Alas, apr, right now the process is the issue, particularly the R’s shutting down the Senate with fake filibusters, amendments du jour, holds, etc. The House has passed many bills tackling our problems only to die in the Senate. Obviously Reid needs to change the rules on day one of next session, literally: water down down filibusters or better yet, kill ‘em, eliminate holds, etc. …and if he won’t then kick his ass out of the top chair. It’s great and needed to ponder DADT and START but not a goddam thing is going to happen unless the Senate gets moving. Like Rachel Maddow said, the Senate is broken. The rules / process have to change.

  • kbanginmotown

    “Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
    Right down Santa Claus lane…”

  • sasquatch08

    Normal partisan bickering.
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    The problem doesn’t rest with the Republicans or the Democrats.
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    It rests with both because both parties are chock full of big-ego, self-important, sanctimonious, ideologue, @sshole morons who care more about getting 5 minutes on CNN to bash the other side than actually getting anything that makes sense done.

  • sacredh

    I just got a call from one of my friends from work. He says that 1/4 of the guys have come down with the flu since I finished up Monday night. Without a doubt, I’m going in for the party tomorrow. Lots of good food and not as many guys to share it with. I don’t care if I hurl or not. I’ll just pretend I’m Karen Carpenter.

  • http://erieangel.wordpress.com erieangel

    Technically, this congress is in session until Jan. 4, 2011, which makes these arguments bogus.
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    As for this lame excuse of “Christmas with the family”… how many servicemen and women are missing “one of the most secred days for Christians” because they are stuck in Iraq or Afghanistan?
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    It seriously is time for a rebellion. Term limits won’t mean much if politians learn the ways of DC their first week, but they are still needed. Slash their pay and slash their allowances. Take the money out of politics. Cut off the avenues to power, prestege and money that draw many into politics. This will help us–the poor citizens for whom these people work–to elect those who actually want to serve us and help the country be a “more perfect union”.

  • artraveler

    There is nothing in the Constitution that says you don’t work on Christmas Day. If fact, separation of church and state would seem to indicate that December 25th is just another workday . Keep them in session 24/7, week-ends and holidays until they finish the business they were sent to do before the crybabies filibustered 87 times this year. If you want to be home by Christmas, then maybe you ought to start at 8:00 am in the morning like those who are paying your salaries are and just get it done.

  • larrylinn

    Except for Christmas day, a Saturday, and on the other weekend days, I have to work all of the other week days. Why cannot the elected people do the same?

  • sacredh

    I work on a dam on the Ohio River. There is always wind blowing in the wintertime. To be honest though, I’d rather work in the winter than in the summer. I hate hot weather. It has to be in the single digits before I’ll put a coat on. I usually just wear a sweatshirt and a windbreaker.

  • Art Pepper

    Was it always a “rule” that Congress should not do any work during November and December (when they are “lame ducks”)?

    Also:

    most of the agenda – [including], the START treaty – wouldn’t likely pass under expanded Republican majorities when the new Congress arrives in January

    Really? So is it official now that the GOP is flat out opposed to START, period, and not just due to the horror of working in December?

  • Paul-no not that one

    Now will the majority in the Senate stop trusting the minority?
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    http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/12/after-spending-bill-implodes-reid-schedules-vote-on-dadt-repeal.php?ref=fpa
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    McCain is a sad troubled man.

  • lcky9

    Most people luck enough to have jobs have to work the 23rd (some the 24th) and the 26th to get paid for the 25th same with New Years they work New Years Eve and have to return to work on the 2nd (although this year with the above holidays many will get an extra day off).. WHY would or SHOULD it be any different with our Politicians? It’s insane they get time off to run for their jobs.. a month off in the summer NOTHING.. Easter WEEK.. etc.. MOST American’s do not get the amount of time off they do and don’t even make the money they do.. time for them to learn what it is we do.. lower their pay to 50K so they know what we do it on too.. HOWEVER.. I do think leaving them in D.C. to long will result in MORE laws that are the same only worded different than the laws already on the books MOST of which they don’t enforce anyway and do not apply to them so maybe what we should do for OUR peace of mind is send them home after Thanksgiving and tell them NOT to return until the New Year.. Now that would make it a MERRY CHRISTMAS for the people..

  • apr2563

    I know decon. I just object the glee the Villagers take in the game.

  • apr2563

    Wasn’t that a hideous performance. I watched the video of Kirk and McCain snickering over the bill being pulled. It was like some crass sophmores enjoying a juvenile victory. McCain has become more bitter and more unprofessional as time goes on. Losing the Presidency really completed the unhinging of the man.
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    http://bluewavenews.com/blog/2010/12/17/mccain-kirk-lol-at-republican-refusal-to-fund-government-pay-for-their-pork/
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    Ha ha ha! There’s just nothing funnier than a good old government shut down! Nothing like putting thousands of federal employees on furlough for a few weeks – taking $1.1 trillion out of the economy in the midst of an economic crisis! This is the Republican way – screw the American people and then laugh all the way to the bank.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    “I’ll just pretend I’m Karen Carpenter.”
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    That is crude, rude and hurtful.
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    But really funny, too.
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    I shouldn’t laugh, but I did.

  • http://rbmatudan.wordpress.com rbmatudan

    These hard-working SPOILED BRAT needs some time off their spouses..
    People everywhere need to be informed about the crap what the government is doing behind their backs, so that we can be prepared and fight the parasite that is known as government….
    http://www.pathtoasia.com/jobs/

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