1,000 Words: Chuck

Schumer: “Bernie, helluva job today. You rock. Now get up… ….get up… …c’mon, so you’re wiped out, get up already. You’re the only one who can keep this goddam fight going, we sure as hell can’t do it….”

Schumer: “I see Bo was here again. I’m going to have a word with Obama.”
Durbin: “No Chuck, that was Obama’s. That was his reaction to Clinton’s speech.”

Schumer: “Scherer, stop groveling already. I’ll do an interview with you. Now finish shining my shoes then get up.”

Schumer watches Obama’s balls roll by as Bill Clinton prattles on and on and on….

Schumer: “So Reid, you claim to be a boxer. eh? Think ya can lead the Senate too, huh? Huh? Now get up so I can knock you on your ass again….”

LOL!

Schumer: “Well crap. Bernie stole my thunder today. I’m supposed to be the Senate media starlet, goddamit. Now I’m going to have to speak nonstop for nine hours Monday. Way to go, Bernie. WTF am I going to talk about for nine hours?”

Seeing his liberal agenda minimized and for the most part, rejected, Schumer shuffles away from the press conference, morose and crestfallen. “what in the heck just happened”? he mumbles to himself.

Flash forward to Monday: Schumer and other Senate D’s gather outside the Chamber for the tax cut vote. The House D’s are in revolt, the peasants (aka the liberal base) are royally p1ssed off, and Sanders had to go and shoot his mouth off Friday (yay!). Their strategy of tossing Clinton, Obama, and other shiny objects at the MSM appears to have worked. Except for Olbermann and Maddow, not many other media types noticed the Friday Filibuster. The Senate D’s hope that angry bloggers aside, no one else in the media remembers that filibuster.
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Alas, the cell phone rings…
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…and then the climactic line, “The name’s Tumulty…”
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(Okay, imagine using a paintball rifle or a supersoaker instead of a semi-automatic. We have to maintain some verisimilitude around here.)

One thing which gets the natives riled up.
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“Gas up $1 a gallon on Obama’s watch”

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Calling Jimmy…..Jimmy Carter….“will you step up to the podium next”…please help President “I don’t have a clue as to what I am doing”
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http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/mar/25/gas-up-1-on-obamas-watch/

bs. When Bush left office, it was 2.70, now it’s 3.01.
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bulllshiiiiiit!

They are currently being used in my grandsons’ Moustrap (TM) game.
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Should I tell him to give ‘em back?

Smuck Schumer: I’m going to fire the aide who told me there would be the press and cameras here!

Imelda Marcos looks on approvingly as Chuck Schumer preens in his new red pumps.

Schumer: Senator McCain, you can lay there flip-flopping, clutching your chest and whining about your heart till the cows come home. I’m not calling 911 unless you stop your grandstanding on DADT you old c0cksucker.

Schumer: Christine, didn’t we warn you about the dangers of abstinence? Now stop teasing Bo and go back to Vermont.

Schumer: BARACK! You get in here right now! Bo sh!t on the floor again.

deconstructiva: Good ones!

OT but still funny. NSFW. Via Roger Ebert:
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http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/politics/the-financial-crisis-explained.html
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An Irishman explains Ireland’s financial crisis. It will sound familiar.

http://www.eia.doe.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=PET&s=EMM_EPM0U_PTE_NUS_DPG&f=W

That’s funny. And one needs to watch to the very last second.
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I love Ebert. Smart, funny, and incredibly…human is the only word I can come up with.

Schumer , Bernie please get up. We can still do this..
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Bernie takes his last gasp after reading the POLITICO article.
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“Liberals’ Last Gasp”

gumonshoe,
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You have a reply on article “Bernie Sanders Filibusters Tweaked Tax bill.
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Reply 5.7

Americans know intrinsically that this Trickle Down tax scheme engineered by Bush Republicans in 2001, did NOT create shared prosperity. It is a categorical failure that blew up the Clinton surplus.

That is why opposition to it’s continuation is so high, and why Obama is stupid to not be seizing the high ground which Sanders so clearly did yesterday.

- Balkingpoints / www

“The financial crisis was caused by greed, greed and more fockin’ greed.”
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Kinda sums up 2008 in the US as well, aye?
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(Must sleep. Can’t stop giggling….fock off!)

“bs. When Bush left office, it was 2.70, now it’s 3.01.
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bulllshiiiiiit!

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Oh I guess when you can’t read or have a brain cell in your entire head, things do look like BS. The only question lying before us, how far will gas prices go?

“It is a categorical failure that blew up the Clinton surplus.”

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If only what you said was the truth, perhaps you could have an argument with this thinking. But, the entire problem is that trickle down did work for over 25 years. Ending in the time of Clinton’s years with a surplus as a direct result of a major cut in spending programs enacted by a Republican held House and Senate.
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If liberals couldn’t change history to fit their own needs, what else would you all do in life? Sell used cars?
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9/11 and 2 wars ate up the vast majority of your so-called “Clinton surpluses”. Massive spending to stave off a total collapse of the economy in 2008 added more debt to our own quickly rising deficits. But, 2 years into what has been called the end of a recession has compounded the debt and deficit, why is that?
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Oh yea, uncontrolled spending by liberals who control both houses in Congress and a spend like a drunken sailor President. Imagine that!!

This is one time I do have to give it to you Rusty.
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Not often this happens, so treasure the moment…

“Massive spending to stave off a total collapse of the economy in 2008 added more debt to our own quickly rising deficits.”
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“Oh yea, uncontrolled spending by liberals who control both houses in Congress and a spend like a drunken sailor President. Imagine that!!”
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Yes, Imagine that!
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It takes a very good imagination to overlook the fact that these to statements are completely contradictory!
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One or the other is wrong. And I’m guessing it is not the first statement…

And, whether you like ir or not, even by your own admission, it was a surplus and you crackheads blew it!

Ready, Up Chuck!

Let’s see what stupid thing do I need to say next to please the morons on the left…I know I’ll make them think I care.
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The cornerstone of Schumer’s bill, according to his press release, is “a suitability standard for borrowers” so that mortgage providers “will never issue a loan that the borrower cannot afford.” With this bill’s promotion of the paternalistic concept of “suitability,” Schumer and fellow Democratic senators Bob Casey and Sherrod Brown of Ohio go beyond the widely shared-goals of improving disclosure of the terms of subprime and other new types of home loans. Rather, the bill bans banks and other mortgage lenders from issuing loans that the government deems as “unsuitable” and beyond borrowers’ means. This must be done, Schumer says, to protect the “large number of financially unsophisticated borrowers.”

Just how the federal government, which most of the time spends and borrows its own funds with less judgment and maturity than the average four-year-old, can determine which loans are “suitable” for adults in the private sector, the bill does not say.