Memo of the Day: Pay No Mind to Those Terrorists Outside

Via Stars and Stripes, the GWOT meets Dilbert:

Ladies and Gentleman,

The individuals you see in full PPE and the individuals you see in “Arabic attire” armed with AK-47’s, pistols and IEDs are role players and/or USAG-K reaction force personnel who are conducting TRAINING. Please stop calling the German Police, Military Police and hiding in your buildings. You will see these people walking around the outside of your offices and near the gates the remainder of the day and I assure you they are only training. Thank you for your vigilance, time and understanding.

Respectfully,

SFC Nicholas S. Benyo
Force Protection / Antiterrorism
NCOIC Kleber Kasserne BLDG 3203 RM 219

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  • grape_crush

    One wonders what would have happened if this unannounced exercise would have occurred in the US…

  • grape_crush

    …outside of Juan Williams’ house…

  • http://shortplaysaboutrealpeople.wordpress.com Michael Maiello

    If you see something, please check the daily memos first.

  • liberalmeltdown

    Well, it just shows how silly it is to fear someone in Muslim garb strolling along with an AK, or an IED. Hmmm…wonder why they were dressed like that for a training exercise?

  • Asharaxx

    “…strolling along with an AK, or an IED.”
    .
    Gosh golly gee. Do you maybe think that might be the important thing to worry about here?

  • apr2563

    They haven’t met Guard Duck and the evil Snuffles.

  • hippooath

    “Well, it just shows how silly it is to fear someone in Muslim garb strolling along with an AK, or an IED. Hmmm…wonder why they were dressed like that for a training exercise?”
    .
    Because if they we’re dressed like your average joe it would make it possible for the police training to mistake them for a regular civilian?
    .
    Plus if you think real hard – what’s the actual thing that sticks out in your mind? The garbs or the weapons?

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  • http://erieangel.wordpress.com erieangel

    hippooath: I think for a lot of people, it would have been the garb that stuck. Most people think nothing of weapons these days. Its a sad world we live in. A very, very sad world.

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