1,000 Words

Is George looking at me? Is he looking at me?

I’ll be right with you Mr President just as soon as I take care of this hanknail.

hangnail

He really wanted to use his middle finger.

People just don’t understand me, George. Yeah, I know, I have repeatedly lied to them, there are no jobs, I’m trying to screw up their health care and my administration is clueless…but, that being said, WHY don’t they like and trust me?

Clooney (to himself): Do I have to actually suck my finger before he takes the hint?

Clooney: Nose, finger, mouth. Booger be gone.

George thinks, “Hmmm. He really does have a nice smile.”

Clever comments are not my forte, but thanks for the picture MS! Next I would appreciate an invitation from George to join him at Lake Como. ktnxbai

Clooney: Good God in Heaven! If he doesn’t hurry up and give me Kagan’s phone number I’m going to ask for my check back.

Clooney (to himself): I wonder if he’d get mad if I pulled a Farve on him?

Clooney: I’ve got more progressive in my little finger than he has in his whole body.

Ivy, I want George to invite ME.

Clooney: I can’t believe the cheapskate served me mac ‘n’ cheese for lunch.

Somebody can have my invite. I have to work. George….stop pestering me!

Clooney (to himself): Don’t turn around Barack. Don’t turn around. Michele’s at the window with her top pulled up and her boobs pressed against the glass.

Men Who Stare at Goats!

To his SS detail: would you tell Clooney to stop staring at me, it’s not going to work anyway.

Now see, you could have made that funny…if you weren’t a dumbsh!t.

Clooney: Maybe it was a mistake to compare this election cycle to my movie “The Perfect Storm”.

Clooney sniffs his finger because his previous meeting was with Christine O’Donnel.

Clooney to self: Man, reciting epic bullsh!t with such straight face–this guy should be in Hollywood.

I’ll quit on that note.

I’m not a doctor but I played one on TV.

I thought earl wrote that…

Earl was dreaming he was Dr. Ross!

Maybe you can get my Aunt Rosemary to sing at the next correspondents’ dinner.

Holy smokes – ‘she dead or alive?

…except Christine had put super glue “down there” to keep her jewel box locked shut until “the big day” – either her wedding day or election day (presuming she’d win). George had a hard time explaining to Obama why his lips were sealed, literally (since hers were).

Lewinsky was unavailable and George’s sexting…fell limp.

Alas, RIP (2002), sigh.

Jokes, Earl, not political attacks, please.

Proof that someone else besides the commentariat actually reads this blog (and once in a rare while the swamp reporters too, but I digress): while Obama prattles on and on and on about whatever, Clooney tacitly points to Michael Scherer to take his Blackberry out of his pocket to protect his nether regions…
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…or is he pointing to Christine O’Donnell to put her Blackberry back in her pocket… since it’s set on vibrate and he’s about to robocall her?

Hey freakinpa, at least they aren’t like you in the category of Men who have relationships with sheep.
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Weren’t you the one who told us that your first girlfriend spent the entire night in the back of your car asking to go back to her Maaaaaaah Maaaaaaah.

Clooney: Barack, if the Republicans aren’t planning to take the house to impeach you and Biden, why is John Beohner standing there to my right with his home decorator?

Clooney: If Sarah Palin is the one doing her reality show instead of seeking the presidency, why is her camera crew right over there?

Dang. Then holy smokes only applies to BO. Last I heard he had Miss Prissy’s Jamaican priest over to bless the Marlboros.

(continuing sacred’s #18 thread) Clooney’s private tete-a-tete with O’Donnell did yield more than sealed lips and a sticky finger: he learned some witchcraft spells. He’s about to twitch his nose and turn Obama into a real progressive.
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I still wonder if O’Donnell is reaching for the center to win over swing voters….

That’s the only way she’ll be able to view the White House.

Clooney: Now, Barack, Reagan was popular since he was an actor who could look confident even when the economy was sagging and he had no idea what he was talking about. Don’t you think it’s time a few of us gave you acting lessons?

Clooney and Obama are bidding with hand gestures on US Chamber of Commerce auctioned ad spots. Alas, Glenn Beck is also bidding with gold coins and winning (the USCC will find out Beck’s actually using gold-covered chocolate coins but that’s their problem, oops).

Oh, come on, patrick…..my wife thought it was funny!

“Hmmm, if I bite this off…could I be Chief of Staff?”

Christine don’t sext. Sorry Machete.
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OT, but if anyone needs a fun, scary movie that they may not have seen, Big Bad Wolf might be it. Campy, gory, sex and plenty of funny writing. Werewolves gone bad.

FTW!! I thought sacredh had this won for sure, but this one’s the best.

Maybe your wife is as insane as you are.

Lets both gesture to the left.

Typical liberal response, patrick. express a view point different than yours and you start with the name calling. Ho Hum, so what else is new? My wife said to ignore your ignorance and that sounds like pretty good advice. Good night and happy snarking.

FTW

“…I have repeatedly lied to them, there are no jobs, I’m trying to screw up their health care…”
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Now try and tell me that is not a political attack.
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Besides, you decided that claiming people are insane is fair game. So, if I dealt with your claim that I and others are insane, then you deal with being called insane and don’t let it get your blood pressure up too high.

“Lets both gesture to the left.” and then govern to the right.

The wonder dummy twins with their usual nothing posts.
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“Weren’t you the one who told us that your first girlfriend spent the entire night in the back of your car asking to go back to her Maaaaaaah Maaaaah
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Yeah but eventually I just took your mother back home to the barn!

Huzzah!

OK, I got it out of my nose. I wonder if i could wipe it on my pants without Obama noticing?

That would make us a cross breed between sheep and chicken hawk.
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Those animals don’t create offspring.

If she married you, Earl, she must have an amazing sense of humor.

Obama, Where Art Thou?

. . . 800 BILLION dollars!

That makes you a mutant. Explains a lot

George explains with the assist of Louis CK the advantage of being white.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-maher/new-rule-if-a-woman-rejec_b_764893.html
George explains with the assist of Bill Maher why white men prefer Sarah Palin, Christine O’Donnell, Michelle Bachmann, etc.

We may have found the answer to Michael Scherer’s obsession with Sarah.

You’re postings mean you are a moron.
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You have failed to explain anything at all – ever.

LOL
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Apr, if you were my age and near NYC, I’d send you a text of my… no, you wouldn’t like that, I guess.
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Great comedy.

This one gets my vote too.

Really OT, but on my way home from work this afternoon I ran into a friend at the store. A couple of months ago I let him borrow my old drill and he burned it up removing a bunch of screws from some wood. I had gotten a new one for my birthday a couple of months before that and told him not to worry about it because it was pretty much junk anyway. He wanted to give me $10 to make himself feel better. He insisted. I told him no but to put $5 in the scratch-off machine and pick me out a $5 ticket. It hit for $100 and he refused to take half.

“Yup, still stanky.”

Heck, sacred, your karma is amazing!
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I’ll be headed south on I-77 next month to a Thanksgiving family reunion. I’ll be sure to stop for gas in So Oh and play a $5 ticket, hoping that some of that Swamp-luck rubs off…

I’m surprised this hasn’t come up in the comments, but, if any of you have seen “Up In the Air”…wouldn’t you be a bit nervous if George Clooney came to visit?
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“…every person whose taken a chance or started an empire was sitting where you’re sitting…”

Great movie. I liked the fact they used real people commenting on being fired.
Yes, a visit from George would be unnerving for me, but for far less subtle reasons.

“You’re postings mean you are a moron.
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You have failed to explain anything at all – ever”
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So says the clueless life loser the Rev Jim. That’s all the explanation needed.

If nothing else that movie taught people how to pack.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/virtuallyspeaking/2010/10/18/virtually-speaking-sundays
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stuartzechman and nyeve: 5 pm today

“stuartzechman and nyeve”
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Just saw that at Atrios. I don’t know who nyeve is but I’m outraged at what appears to be a NY bias!.
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Kidding.

LOL
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What?
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Just like the Sunday Bobblehead shows, we had both sides fairly represented:
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Upper West Side and Lower East Side.
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See?
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No bias!

Damn! My finger stinks…