The Kremlin Crushes Chessplayer Coup

This is the best story I have read all morning, by TIME’s Simon Shuster in Moscow. It involves a crushed chessplayer rebellion and a Kremlin puppet who believes Jesus Christ is an alien “and that Earth is set to collide with the planet Nebiru, killing us all, if mankind does not cleanse its ‘aura’ by playing more chess.” And it really happened.

It all recalls the quote that Ryszard Kapuscinski used to open his great book, The Emperor:

The Dolphin, desiring to sleep, floats atop the water; having fallen asleep, he sinks slowly to the floor of the sea; being awakended by striking the bottom, he rises again to the surface. Having thus risen, he falls asleep again, descends once more to the bottom, and revives himself anew in the same fashion. He thus enjoys his rest in motion.

If only the journalism students of Moscow put quotes like that in their calenders.

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  • squirmz

    I hate to be the spelling and Grammar police, but, there it is. You have mispelled Emperor in your piece

  • http://twitter.com/michaelscherer Michael Scherer

    Yep. Thanks.

  • square1

    I hate to be the biology police, but that does not describe dolphin behavior. Dolphins “sleep” by putting half of their brain to rest at a time. They are never fully asleep…or else they would drown.

  • apr2563

    I like that: He enjoys his rest in motion.

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