Sarah Palin Must Refudiate Rachel Uchitel’s Bikini Body Secrets

The only reason I wrote the above headline was to link to this column, by Gene Weingarten, in Sunday’s Washington Post, bemoaning what the Internet has done to newsmaking. (It is worth noting that the Washington Post still publishes Weingarten on Sunday, but now waits till Monday to publish major investigative scoops for the online traffic.) As Weingarten, channeling a bit of Andy Rooney, explains:

My biggest beef with the New Newsroom, though, is what has happened to headlines. In old newsrooms, headline writing was considered an art. . . . Newspapers still have headlines, of course, but they don’t seem to strive for greatness or to risk flopping anymore, because editors know that when the stories arrive on the Web, even the best headlines will be changed to something dull but utilitarian.

So, worries Weingarten, a fine headline in the paper version of The Post about Conan O’Brien leaving the Tonight Show–”Better Never Than Late”–becomes online “Conan O’Brien won’t give up ‘Tonight Show’ time slot to make room for Jay Leno.”

And instead of putting a straight headline above, I have tortured your afternoon-reading mind with an unappealing assertion that is entirely fictional. Read the entire column here.

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  • nflfoghorn

    I think it depends on the headline. The one above only inspires nausea.

  • shepherdwong

    “…bemoaning what the Internet has done to newsmaking.”
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    So, we get less pithy headlines and liberal voices that can’t be embargoed by center-right corporate media. I can live with that.

  • Paul-no not that one

    “but now waits till Monday to publish major investigative scoops for the online traffic”
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    That’s pretty interesting. I hadn’t thought about the timing, but not breaking it in their highest circulation day of the week is a odd.

  • destor23

    It is sad. Since nobody can teach a search engine panache we’re getting served up boring writing.

  • grape_crush

    Just write your pithy headline and append “Free Pr0n” to the end…You’ll get your hits.

  • m0mentom0ri

    I would’ve though the biggest beef was with he-said-she-said reporting, or the increased use of “anonymous officials” as sources, or sensationalism over substance.
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    Its the lack of witty headlines. Go figure.

  • anoracle

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    My “biggest beef” with the ‘Media’ is their use of Mind- Control to support the LIES of such as NASA and the Great Farcical “Apollo Moon” Scam!
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    Apollo was a MADE FOR TV MOVIE filmed on an Earth Desert!
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    And the so-called “Moon Rocks” are pieces of METEORITES including some “PETRIFIED WOOD”!
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    And ALL rational people know that 9/11 was an INSIDE JOB!
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    NASA & OTHERS LIE!
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    And MEDIA ‘BACKS THE LIARS UP!
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    The same goes with the lies by ‘Big Oil’ ‘Rockefeller et al.’ with their farcical “FOSSIL FUEL” & “PEAK OIL”!
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  • ohiolibb

    ummmm…………WTF?!?!?!

  • deconstructiva

    Aw, c’mon Scherer, no bikini body secrets from Pickert or Newton-Small?

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