The 8 Coolest Things About The Alleged Russian Spy Ring

A day after the Obama Administration arrested 10 people across the U.S. on charges of being Russian spies, the Russian Foreign Ministry has dismissed the roundup as “completely unfounded,” and alleged that the accusations have been made “in the spirit of cold war spy mania.” There is no doubt that the latter is true, though this does not appear to be the fault of the FBI. The charging documents, filed by the Department of Justice, at times verge on purple prose, with alleged spies recorded talking to each other in dialog that even Hollywood might not accept as credible. If the accusations prove to be true, the biggest lesson from this entire episode may be that real-life spies today act just like fictional spies from the 1980s. Here are eight highlights from the charging documents, as alleged by the FBI:

1. Russian spies talk just like you expect spies to talk. Messages from Moscow Central, the headquarters of the successor to the KGB, ended “destroy the memo after reading.” In face-to-face meetings, the accused used all kinds of funky code words, with conversations so contrived that if you overheard them you would surely suspect something illegal was afoot. “You will meet this guy,” one spy at a Sunnyside, New York, restaurant tells another, according to an FBI bug. “Tell him Uncle Paul loves him . . . he will know . . . It is wonderful to be Santa Claus in May.” Similarly, when greeting contacts for the first time, the spies used wooden language to confirm identities. For example: “ ‘Excuse me, did we meet in Bangkok in April last year?’ Reply: ‘I don’t know about April, but I was in Thailand in May of that year.’ ”

2. Brand matters, and Russian spies apparently see TIME magazine as something like a universal signifier. (This gives an entirely new meaning to the red border, one Henry Luce surely did not intend.) In January of this year, Moscow Center allegedly sent a message to one of its assets, Richard Murphy, to tell him how to meet a contact in Rome, who would deliver a fake Irish passport so Murphy could travel to Moscow. In the message, Murphy was identified as “A.”

A’s recognition sign: “Time” magazine in A’s hands (title to be seen from outside). Sign of danger: “Time” magazine in A’s left hand (title to be seen from outside).

The criminal complaint does not have details of this meeting, though the FBI says Murphy did fly to Rome between February 21, 2010 and March 3, 2010. If he carried a recent issue of TIME, here are the options.

3. The Russian spies allegedly tried to pass information in all kinds of groovy ways, from the old fashion (Morse Code-like radio signals) to the downright Bohemian (syncing Mac computers in a New York bookstore). They also used Steganography—the concealing of messages in images–which should become the word of the week. Don’t be surprised if Steganography shows up on an upcoming episode of Jeopardy, under “Cold War lingo for $600.” The images in question, with hidden messages, were posted on “publicly-available websites.” Happy hunting.

4. The Russian spies tried to assure their minders that they were not being corrupted by the lure of capitalist success. During the summer of 2009, two New Jersey spies sent a message back to Moscow Center after their spymasters decided not to let them own their own home in Montclair. They were apparently worried that Moscow believed they were going native, so they defended themselves in an encrypted note home. “C” stand for Moscow Center.

We are under the impression that C. views our ownership of the house as a deviation from the original purpose of our mission here. We’d like to assure you that we do remember what it is. From our perspective, purchase of the house was solely a natural progression of our prolonged stay here. It was a convenient way to solve the housing issue, plus to ‘do as the Romans do’ in a society that values home ownership.

In the end, Moscow Center’s suspicion of Roman excess may have saved the spies some money. Real Estate values have continued to drop in Montclair over the last year.

5. Even for spies, it’s hard to forget the past. One of the accused, who went by the name Tracey Lee Ann Foley and claimed to be Candaian, kept a safe deposit box in Cambridge, Mass., which law enforcement officials searched on January 23, 2001. They found photographic negatives that appeared to show Foley in her 20s. “On all the negatives of the younger Foley save one, the name of the company that produced the film on which the negatives were printed has been excises,” writes an FBI agent in the complaint. “The name on the film is ‘TACMA’; based on law-enforcement research I know that TACMA was a Soviet film company.”

6. The Russian spies were charged with befriending people who worked in U.S. policy circles to acquire intelligence. In 2004, one of the spies reported meeting an employee of a U.S. government research facility and discussing so-called “bunker buster” nuclear weapons, which had recently been approved by Congress. Other U.S. targets, with policy making access, had nicknames like “Farmer,” “Cat,” and “Parrot.” At one point, Center asked the New Jersey-based spies to obtain intelligence about the White House policy views in advance of President Obama’s 2009 visit to Moscow. One of the spies also reported several meetings with a “New York-based financier,” who was “prominent in politics,” and an “active fundraiser.” The financier, who is not named in the complaint, is also listed as a “personal friend” of a current member of President Obama’s cabinet. Moscow Center was apparently cheered by this news. “Try to build up little by little relations with him moving beyond just [work] framework,” the spymasters told their female spy.

7. Just days after President Obama met with Russian President Medvedev, two undercover FBI agents, posing as fellow Russian spies, met with two of the suspected spies. In both cases, the undercover FBI agent tasked the Russian spies with accomplishing a task. In one case, the suspect complied, dropping an envelope with $5,000 in an Arlington Park. In the other case, the suspect never showed up for the task. Instead, law enforcement agents tracked her walking into a CVS, a Rite Aid and a Verizon store in Brooklyn. Apparently in the Verizon store, she purchased a Motorola cellphone under the name Irine Kutsov. She gave a customer address of “99 Fake Street.”

8. The FBI has allegedly been building a case against these Russian agents for more than a decade. The first noted surveillance of the network comes “on or about January 14, 2000,” when “law enforcement agents” conduct video surveillance of one suspect, Vicky Pelaez, meeting with an individual at a public park in a South American country. According to the video, Pelaez “received a bag from the individual during their meeting.” After the meeting, a phone call Paleaz makes to another suspect is intercepted by U.S. authorities. “All went well,” Paleaz reported during the call.

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  • nflfoghorn

    Still waiting for comment from Moose and Squirrel.

  • deconstructiva

    Boris and Natasha would be proud.

  • nflfoghorn

    And we thought the KGB was outta business.

  • deconstructiva

    Michael, re: TIME used in spy ring, do you now have a betting pool (paid in shots at tonight’s bar gathering) with the swamp team on how many commenters will reply about TIME being a leftwing commie rag? Please tweet or email Jay at the senate so she can place her bet. Will this raise dead-tree subscriptions in Russia since you guys need to sell as many mags as you can?
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    As for spies, what made them go retro with the SPECTRE-like tactics? The KGB is NOT what it used to be (much to Putin’s chagrin, no doubt). Wouldn’t such odd behaviors these days make them more noticeable, not less? Just blend in like everyday folks, meet at coffee shops and mall food courts, and text messages; those abbreviations are cryptic enough.

  • deconstructiva

    Maybe SPECTRE is still around. Blofeld’s probably dead but he may have a son who’s taken over. Better yet, imagine a daughter running that group. This might be the plot for Daniel Craig’s next Bond film (if the studios resolve their ownership / rights issues since filming is on hold until resolved).

  • nflfoghorn

    Where did the “cute chick” work? She was probably 8 when the Soviet Union was busted.

  • hippooath

    “Lee Ann Foley and claimed to be Candaian”

    Isn’t that a race in Star Trek?

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    Wow,

    I wonder if the FBI is now looking into possible codewords we might be using on the blog if Time is the Russian spy magazine of choice.

    I can just see now how my comments about treating a cold yesterday to Earl might be interpreted as some kind of a code since I even mentioned Ukrainian hot pepper vodka.

    When the revolution comes, we will all be Russian gangsters wearing sweat pants with expensive jewelry, comrades.

  • deconstructiva

    I thought she was refering to the icy Klingon prison planet Rura Penthe.
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    BTW, Michael, did she say “Candaian” or is that a typo?

  • m0mentom0ri

    There is a polar bear in my hovercraft.
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    (wink, wink)

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    Good,
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    I’ll bring the strawberries and garlic.

  • deconstructiva

    SPECTRE #1: Can you identify the subject?
    SPECTRE #2: Yes, Comrade #1. I can see that really hot Imperalist Yankee Sarah Palin from my house. She is removing her towel, and…
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    (your comment is now awaiting moderation)

  • centfan

    “A day after the Obama Administration arrested 10 people… ”
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    So that means the Govenor of my State or the Mayor of the Town arrests me for speeding? If I elect a different Mayor can I go a little faster?
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    “The Russian spies allegedly tried to pass information in all kinds of groovy ways, from the old fashion (Morse Code-like radio signals) to the downright Bohemian (syncing Mac computers in a New York bookstore).”
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    They once used semaphore flags and a flare pistol but it attracted too much attention in a bus station.
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    So who flushed all this MO information out to the press so the public trial could begin immediately? I’m shocked someone didn’t print an article in Time saying “According to a high level unnamed FBI source the Russian agent holding this magazine is about to be arrested”. Now list the twelve shooters on the Grassy Knoll and how much they make a year.

  • newfreedomblog

    There have been Russian spies in the US ever since WWII. Big deal.
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    This however is a big deal. A very interesting read if I might say so myself.
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    Things you always wanted to know about Barack Obama, but our news media fails to bring it to our attention.
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    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article5276010.ece
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    Is it no wonder Barack has been so condesending to the British since taking office?

  • centfan

    The next James Bond movie should look more like The Pink Panther for true realism.
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    It does shatter perceptions, like the Israeli assassins showing up on You Tube.

  • m0mentom0ri

    Rusty, does this mean anyone who had a relative who fought for the Confederacy in the U.S. Civil War still hates the north and America?
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    This is a stretch, even for a rabid partisan like yourself.

  • nflfoghorn

    Must you always play Pin the Tail on Obama? These guys have been suspected spies since at least 2004. What makes you think this happened after BO took office? Sheer hatred??

  • hippooath

    Rusty,
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    Lets not have anything distract from the hatred of everything Obama. Like rational thought. In a world of guilt by association I assume this means that Obama really hates our good allies and the cuddly relationship with Russia is because he truly want to be part of their communists plot to take over the world.
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    Are you from Candaia as well?

  • deconstructiva

    Rusty, your idol Obama is NOT condescending to the British. Since he’s a Kenyan national (as your friends tell us) and Kenya used to be a British colony, Obama by default is a British citizen too. Imagine that: having citizenships in four countries: Kenya, UK, US, and Hawaii. You should be proud of your President’s world heritage instead of disparaging it. Shame on you.

  • deconstructiva

    I stand corrected thanks to hippooath: make that five countries for Obama: Obama’s Canadian too since Canada is still part of the Commonwealth.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    rusty,
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    There is just one deceased English Statesman Obama, due to his grandfather, is prone to dislike:
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    Quelling rebellions in Kenya and Malaya

    “In 1952, the Mau Mau rebellion led to a crisis in Kenya; Churchill sent in British troops to deal with the rebellion. As both sides increased the ferocity of their attacks, the country moved to full-scale civil war. In 1953, the Lari massacre, perpetrated by Mau-Mau insurgents against Kikuyu loyal to the British, damaged the rebels’ prestige. Churchill’s strategy was to use a military stick combined with implementing many of the concessions that Attlee’s government had blocked in 1951. He ordered an increased military presence that implemented Operation Anvil in 1954; it broke the back of the rebellion in the city of Nairobi. Operation Hammer, in turn, was designed to root out rebels in the countryside. Churchill ordered peace talks opened, but these collapsed shortly after his leaving office. ”
    .
    He returned the statue to England when he became president since Churchill to Obama would be like having a statue of Oliver Cromwell in the WH for Clinton, Reagan or Kennedy.
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    That was the perceived snub, but, it was of one particular gift of a statue of the man who had ordered Obama’s grandfather beaten – not all things English.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    Let’s be reasonable and non-partisan about one thing (and wingnuts, remember this later on):
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    Obama did not catch the spies.
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    Obama did not let the underwear bomber onto the plane.
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    Bush did not let the hijackers take over the plane.
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    Clinton did not permit McVeigh blow up a building.
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    These were law enforcement failures or, this time, successes. It has, basically, no ties to who is in the White House.

  • http://milascurtains.wordpress.com milascurtains

    Sure, spying continues.
    Everywhere in the World, not just in action movies.
    Such kind of job.
    So, Russians are Spires and Americans are – Explorers, right?
    My American Citizens, I still think, it is not the case for you to bash Our President again.
    It is just not American.

  • spob

    I’m not sure I’d use the word “cool” to describe the means by which these spies did their work.
    .
    In any event, seems that Kagan isn’t exactly above the cloak and dagger stuff.
    .
    http://article.nationalreview.com/437296/kagans-abortion-distortion/shannen-w-coffin

  • http://edmundoedwards.wordpress.com edmundoedwards

    They forgot to mention cigarette smoke signals, vodka glass clinking and gurgling in public toilets.

  • newfreedomblog

    Oh momento and company of fellow liberal loons. I just found it interesting as the article I cited was never played out in our political “vetting” process of all things Obama BEFORE he was elected President.
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    Now I know most all liberals could give a rat’s A$$ about what most other liberals have done in their past, but I do find past events in one’s history or even one’s family history does tend to reflect upon how that person may or may not govern as President.
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    All of Obama’s associations have been systematically down played by not only the media, but by liberals in general.
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    Jeremiah Wright for example, “nothing more than some crackpot “Uncle”, right?
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    “Mom and Dad” Obama, both known Communists or at least Communist sympathizers in their respective hey days.
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    And now, dear old Gramps. Imagine that, he hates all things British.
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    Yup, a great man to occupy the White House indeed.

  • deconstructiva

    Good thing the spy ring wasn’t Kenyan. Rusty would probably destroy his keyboard from all the drooling. The House R’s would introduce their already-written Article of Impeachment™ too. At least that would give pretty Jay a reason to stay awake after watching the Kagan hearings. I wonder if Rusty’s neighbors in Galt’s Gulch are celebrating the spy ring news.

  • http://emit4.wordpress.com emit4

    Distorted historical facts,just tales and myths.The grandpa must’ve been a homeguard,working for the brits.And they got the lions share of the so called fruits of independence,including flying to USA and UK for ‘studies’.
    The ‘spys’ style sounds lyk a nursery skool rhyme to me,love it,on the rocks.!!

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    “Jeremiah Wright for example, “nothing more than some crackpot “Uncle”, right?”

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    How about McCain’s minister Rev. John Hagee:
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    McCain hates all Catholics: 20% of the United States!
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    “And now, dear old Gramps. Imagine that, he hates all things British.”
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    Obama never met his paternal grandfather! More importantly, if your guilt through association is right, it should, also, be applied to McCain.
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    I’ve got bad news for you: all Catholic Americans are US citizens while all British people are in the British Isles!
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    You are total moron, rusty.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    Here’s more research for you rusty:
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    “Stanley Ann Dunham (November 29, 1942 – November 7, 1995), the mother of Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, was an American anthropologist who specialized in economic anthropology and rural development. Dunham was nicknamed Anna,[2][3] later known as Dr. Stanley Ann Dunham Soetoro,[1] and finally Ann Dunham Sutoro.[1] Born in Kansas, Dunham spent her childhood in California, Oklahoma, Texas and Kansas and her teenage years in Mercer Island, Washington, and much of her adult life in Hawaii and Indonesia.”

    “Nationality American
    Ethnicity White English”
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Dunham
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    You are saying our president hated his own mother?
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    Hey, just because your kids hate you doesn’t mean that our president didn’t love his mother.

  • deconstructiva

    Fear not! Rusty, “Dr.” Earl, Freepa, and others are literally diving into save us from the Russians firsthand! Yay! Yes, that is our friend Rusty with the jetpack.
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    .
    …and since the battle is off the Florida coast, they’ll later swim over to finally plug the BP oil leak forever. How are you going to stop the leak, Rusty?

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    You know what is cool about this case:
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    First, according to NPR, these agents never came close to getting anything classified.
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    Second, despite, apparently, being extremely believable in almost every way, they got caught.
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    Although real-life intelligence work usually involves the many layers between the covert agent or the person they buy out and the president/ MP/ Party Secretary, etc, watch the movie No Way Out again if you do not remember it (or never saw it). Like these real life agents, a real agent can do their jobs incredibly well and still come back empty handed.

  • http://milascurtains.wordpress.com milascurtains

    to deconstructiva: what are You doing here, idiot/
    Your place is on Faux news

  • http://erieangel.wordpress.com erieangel

    Rusty is the only person in the world who thinks the president has been condescending to the British.

    The Queen certainly doesn’t think so.

    On every US visit during the Bush years, the Queen refused to be housed at the White House, preferring to sleep in a room at the British Embasy. But the plans for her next trip, later this year, do not include a room at the embasy. She and her grandson–Britian’s next and future King–will be sleeping in the White House.

  • apr2563

    Henry Luce would love this. He would consult with Whittaker Chambers and then conjure up all sorts of Commie threats.

  • constantweader

    It’s hard to reckon how Scherer listed the “8 coolest things about the alleged Russian spy ring” & never mentioned seductive Anna Chapman.

    The ConstantWeader at http://www.RealityChex.com

  • deconstructiva

    Don’t flaunt your ignorance here, milas. You don’t look too good when doing so.

  • http://lollupaandi.wordpress.com lollupaandi

    Here is the 9th coolest thing. They have the Russian version of The Matrix…Pravda.

    By the way, if a big conglomerate like the TIME magazine opts to use the simple free opensource WordPress for it’s publishing, what’s wrong with “Russian spies talk just like you expect spies to talk.”
    ;-)

  • michaelfury
  • oldspook

    I’m not sure how old Michael Scherer would be and have little interest in finding out. The mere fact that he can’t spell Canadian and the spelling error was missed by subeditors speaks volumes.

    As a former FBI according to its of mine said, during the depths of the Cold War, which seems to have escaped the current generation, with the risk of nuclear destruction always at the back of the mind, there’s nothing cool, groovy or out of the ordinary about Russian spies.

    This case proves quite conclusively that the Russians have never stopped spying on the US and its allies despite the collapse of the Soviet Union. The lifestyles of those in court may appear to be very ordinary even humdrum but that is the art of being an illegal agent for a foreign power. There is no room for jocularity in this case and I hope as much information as possible is revealed.

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