The Salahis Return Because They Lack Self-Awareness

For the good of America, do not watch Bravo’s forthcoming Real Housewives of D.C., or buy the forthcoming Salahi action figure, or Halloween costume, or read their might-be-published 500-page book. Giving them, champions of our asinine nothing-based culture, anything at this point would be akin to handing a toddler a lollipop for pooping in your lap. I refused to post the ridiculous interview that Micheale and Tareq Salahi gave to Radar, the one in which she says that the President should have given them a gift, like a bottle of wine, when they crashed the first state dinner. (I won’t even provide a link.) But then comes news, via Jake Tapper, that the fools got stopped by the Secret Service last night after running a red light in a stretch limousine outside the White House during the second state dinner. (Seriously, who but prom dates and wedding parties and Lil Wayne in that video drives around in a stretch limousine?) From Tapper:

A Secret Service Uniformed Division officer “observed a stretch limousine pass through a red light at 15th and Constitution,” Edwin M. Donovan, the Special Agent in Charge for the U.S. Secret Service told ABC News. “The vehicle then signaled that it was turning into the Ellipse parking area at 16th and Constitution, a restricted area.”

Donovan said the “vehicle was subsequently stopped at 17th and H Street and it was then learned that Tareq and Michaele Salahi were among the occupants of the vehicle. The driver and occupants of the vehicle were interviewed at this point. The driver was issued a notice of infraction for passing through a red light and all the subjects in the vehicle were released.” A source familiar with the situation says Michaele Salahi was wearing a white mink coat, while Tareq Salahi was in a suit.

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  • sacredh

    “A source familiar with the situation says Michaele Salahi was wearing a white mink coat, while Tareq Salahi was in a suit.”
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    You never have a member of PETA with a bucket of blood when you need them.

  • destor23

    I really don’t hate these people. I mean, what’s the sin… they went where they weren’t invited. They crashed an exclusive event. That’s usually considered a good thing.

  • newfreedomblog

    Since I will consider this a thread that is completely inconsequential, I want to present a new website about Anthony Weiner. It is called “Weiner Facts”. A fun place to express your thoughts, tweet or use your facebook to expose Weiner as a weiner.
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    http://www.weinerfacts.com/weiner/?tag=glenn-beck

  • queencersei

    I don’t watch Real Housewives as they all seem repulsive and needy to me. But the Salahi’s trapped in a Real World type house with Kayne West, Paula Abdul and Danny Bonaduci…that would be gold!

  • kevin

    Seriously. I have no patience for PETA, but just this once…

  • newfreedomblog

    Also in other news. Stock market is crashing again today, as the Labor Department unloads stats that job losses continue to climb erasing the recent gains. What happens when all the Census workers are let go in June? Wasn’t the recent trend down on joblesses artifically created the blip?
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    http://money.cnn.com/data/markets/
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    SELL!! SELL!! SELL!!

  • newfreedomblog
  • ohiolib

    The photo…it’s so perfect…..

  • FlownOver

    Kinda Zen, isn’t it?

    What is the sound of Jake Tapper/Michael Scherer, et al. telling us who they aren’t going to talk about any more?

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    Rusty,
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    Wiener is very popular.
    .
    I now that is why you have Wiener envy.
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    In my district, I have Wiener, and just because you don’t, you shouldn’t have Wiener, you shouldn’t have Wiener envy.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    Please, rusty, don’t envy my Wiener.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    Rusty, can you honestly say that you have a six foot tall Wiener?
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    I was telling a girl about that one night and she looked really scared.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    I always take financial advice from somebody who runs a blog with one headline “what to do in case of marshal law”.
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    If you can’t find Militia men who will tell you that the UN is flying around in black helicopters ready to start a world government, then, rusty is your second best choice for financial advice.

  • newfreedomblog

    Well Mr Sartor, for one I am not giving advice, just foretelling the demise of this great country at the hands of the liberals.
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    But, as opposed to you, YOU threaten people by “putting them in your crosshairs” when they present opposing points of view to your own.
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    Thank you so much for taking the time to respond to my comments, but do yourself a favor, go F yourself.
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    Enough said.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    “12
    “Thanks for irritating new rusty. It is a worthy pastime.”
    So going out of your way to piss people off in the course of political discourse is a “worthy pastime”?
    No wonder no one in this country can have a useful discussion anymore; everyone treats it like Tupac vs. Biggie.
    sasquatch08
    March 28, 2010
    at 6:45 am
    Reply to this comment
    • 12.1
    Sasquatch,
    Sometimes I think of this as a part of a bipartisan think tank.
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    Other times I think of being like the Machine Gun Kelly for the Democrats.
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    Freeinpa and Newfreedomblog are just trying p o everybody.
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    After a long debate, freeinpa was offline for a week.
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    He was going off about the late Senator Moynihan but didn’t know what he was talking about.
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    I put back in his place.
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    I think he is changing his pastime to watching old movies instead of coming up with random things about Democrats.
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    Newfreedomblog/rusty is next in my cross hairs. He is either going to learn to come up with valid explanations for what he says or change his hobby to stamp collecting.
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    Yesterday Newfreedomblog was trying to say that Herbert Hoover was a liberal.

    Read more: http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2010/03/27/obama-announces-15-recess-appointments/#ixzz0jaFcf8l4

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    I threatened to debate you and your completely warped world view and I have.
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    This isn’t against the law.
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    Your concept of what is and is not a threat is very interesting.
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    While your here, instead of talking about my Wiener, please do tell me how using tax laws to get employers to buy health insurance for their employees will result in marshal law?

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    OT: PETA is just the most disturbing organization. Just comparing animals to humans the way that they do is disturbing. I do believe that, since it is a sign of sociopathic behavior, that torturing people’s pets should be illegal, but PETA wants to take away clothes and cheeseburgers.

  • apr2563

    Michael: Cut off their oxygen. Stop writing about them.

  • Exiled_At_Home (formerly Neo)

    Yea, f*ck PETA! When you advocate harsher sentences for mistreating animals than currently exist for raping fellow humans, there’s a fundamental problem.

  • sacredh

    I have the deepest and utmost respect for animals. Most are delicious.

  • Exiled_At_Home (formerly Neo)

    Dare I say all? Hell, I’d be inclined to taste human should the situation present itself.

  • http://patricksartor.wordpress.com patricksartor

    “Hell, I’d be inclined to taste human should the situation present itself.”
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    “Poor Joe. 97 years without a health problem and then that fall down the stairs. In life he was a great man, but, in death, cooked medium rare with onions, damn! He is delicious!”.
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    It is easy to go off topic, isn’t it?

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