The Sex Life Of Antonin Scalia

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We here at Swampland basically avoided the whole discussion of the sexual orientation of Elena Kagan. But I cannot let pass Michael Kinsley’s exploration, today, of the sex life of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, because it is just too funny.

Now that the sex lives of Supreme Court justices have become grist for commentators, we are finally free to discuss a question formerly only whispered about in the shadows: Why does Justice Antonin Scalia, by common consent the leading intellectual force on the Court, have nine children? Is this normal? Or should I say “normal,” as some people choose to define it? Can he represent the views of ordinary Americans when he practices such a minority lifestyle? After all, having nine children is far more unusual in this country than, say, being a lesbian.

Let me be clear: the issue is not the fact that Scalia has chosen to have nine children. That is his personal business. The question is whether he is an extremist advocate of the so-called “Nine Children Agenda.”

Read the whole thing here.