The D.C. Scene: Dignitaries Gotta Sleep Somewhere

All the higher-end hotel managers must have felt their hearts go aflutter — and their eyes light up with dollar signs like a slot machine gone jackpot — upon hearing that 40-odd heads of state (and their entourages) would be coming to Washington D.C. for a nuclear summit. As the talks have gotten underway, some hotel-heavy intersections have seen more international action than others, though establishments across the District are bringing their best Be-Our-Guest game.

On Monday at the corner of M and 24th streets, three prime hotels — the Fairmont, the Park Hyatt and the Westin Grand — stood flanked by lines of black SUVs, seemingly more than locals might see if every single American rapper and athlete decided to spring break in the capital. Members of the South African and Nigerian delegations, shacked up at the Westin, trickled in and out in suits and flowing traditional attire. Men with earpieces and guns, some slung over shoulders after the jacket had to go on this 75-degree day, drifted around them, and the general manager explained that they weren’t to be trifled with.

“The handlers for these people don’t have a lot of patience,” says GM Meade Atkeson, explaining that hotels have to be proactive in anticipating what security-laden guests will need. He estimates that the South African and Nigerian delegations had up to 50 people, while super-nuclear countries like Russia might top 100 and smaller countries without a strong nuclear interest might need only a few rooms. Atkeson has seen bigger conventions, he says, “but in terms of VIP-ness, this is it.”

Police on bicycles and in cars filled in holes between Explorers as drivers came and went, and languages floated through the street like as many gusts of wind. Around noon, an armored car stopped, and a man slunk into the Fairmont with a black sack while the fifth or so windowless van to pass the hotels in the last hour made its way up the street.

Inside the Park Hyatt, Argentine and Spanish delegations milled about the Blue Duck Tavern, a swanky eatery where special duck-fat fries cost $10 and where the Obamas celebrated their 17th wedding anniversary. Women with designer purses and plump lips intersected with the paparazzi (one of whom looked like he had recently had a serious run-in with a Sean Penn type) who trailed some of the more important men around the restaurant. “It’s all hands on deck,” says Park Hyatt manager Renee Sharrow, noting that this historic congregation is coinciding with the end of the chaotic cherry-blossom season. “We’re all getting a fair share of this market.”

The market is partly split by size constraints. Franck Arnold, manager at The Jefferson, a boutique hotel, says their 99 rooms couldn’t handle a delegation the size of Russia’s even if they were beating down the doors. Meanwhile, the Four Seasons has installed a temporary scanning station because of all their summit traffic. And everyone, big and small, is trying to keep mum about who exactly their hotel guests are. “We try to be as discreet as possible,” says Arnold, though that’s likely harder for the hoteliers who have had to turn their lobbies into airport security checkpoints.

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  • gysgt213

    Wow. Are you serious? A post about where these people are staying. I guess this would be interesting for someone.

  • http://jcapan.wordpress.com jcapan

    Yeah, isn’t her mention of “paparazzi” rich? These people and self-awareness, I’m telling you.

  • gysgt213

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  • Exiled_At_Home (formerly Neo)

    Michael,
    You know you sometimes take the strangest approaches to your stories. Rather than posting about the nuclear summit itself, what we can expect to be accomplished, global implications, etc., you choose to discuss the impact the summit will have on the local hotel industries. Odd.
    ~
    On an aside, why has no one at the Swamp deemed it important or relevant to post on the plane crash near the Katyn woods in Russia that killed Polish President Kaczinski and his wife, along with the Polish Deputy Foreign Minister, the heads of the Polish Army, Air Force, and Navy, the military chief of staff, the head of the National Security Bureau, the head of Poland’s National Bank, several members of Parliament, the Polish civil rights commissioner, the head of Poland’s Olympic Committee, as well as many other government and military officials. That the delegation was traveling to commemorate the slaughter of 22,000 Polish officers in the Katyn woods in 1940 by Soviet secret police makes it all the more tragic and shocking. In my opinion, this is the most newsworthy story in recent weeks, yet no mention from TIME. Sad.

  • http://jcapan.wordpress.com jcapan

    N-R, your assessment of MS’ work is generally accurate. In this case, he only deserves blame for passing on such “Inside Versailles” pap.

  • Exiled_At_Home (formerly Neo)

    JC~
    ~
    Yes, I just noticed that. Ok, MS, Katy Steinmetz steals your glory this time.

  • http://phd9.blogspot.com Paul Dirks

    and languages floated through the street like as many gusts of wind.

    When I saw that, I thought for sure Scherer had written it….

  • Ffred

    “… in suits and flowing traditional attire.”

  • Cliff

    Hmmmm…. Has anyone actually seen a picture of Ms Steinmetz?

  • Cliff

    what the hell is this crap

  • http://jcapan.wordpress.com jcapan

    Searching the Time archive, looks like this is right up her alley:
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    http://search.time.com/results.html?N=0&Nty=1&p=0&cmd=tags&srchCat=Full+Archive&Ntt=katy+steinmetz

  • kbanginmotown

    I would have thought that after Karen’s departure, the remaining Swamplanders would have brought out their “A-Game”.
    .
    What we got today was: a link to the NYDN, idle speculation about HRC on the SCOTUS, a “Man-Horse Love” Video, and the 411 on the influx of “Famous for DC” types.
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    This has FAIL written all over it.
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    I hope it’s not a sign of things to come…

  • http://jcapan.wordpress.com jcapan

    Though I share your longing for a (more?) substantial Swamp, is a “blog about [U.S.] politics” a natural place to look for something about Poland’s tragedy?
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    Go to the Time World link above and you’ll find this:
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    http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1981075,00.html
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    Joe seems the only writer with a genuine interest in the world beyond the Beltway. We all have our reasons for coming here, but I contend that the general quality and/or substance of the work blogged here isn’t at the top of the list.

  • Cliff

    Here’s a question:
    Is it considered a curse or a blessing when a TIME journalist gets assigned to do a story on John Edwards’ hair?

  • hankvreeland

    Typical Times article. All turnips and no meat. Mr. Luce has to be spinning in his grave.

  • http://www.ghostnote.com Cookie Puss

    I do love the Park Hyatt. But way too pricey since the re-model.

  • sacredh

    I’ll bet the hookers are making a killing. Why no stories on international sexual relations?

  • Art Pepper

    Ukraine pledges to get rid of its weapons-grade uranium. Now the GOP has to figure out how to spin this into a negative. Krauthammer must be racking his brains right now.

  • anon76

    @NR- Its funny, because whenever I visit the Swamp I play a little mental game of ‘guess the blogger’ based strictly on the title of the post. I usually bat about 1.000 for Scherer posts, and I had this one pegged as a Scherer for sure.
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    @JC- The thing about your argument is that Scherer finds time to post about non-beltway stuff all the time. Unfortunately, rather than covering important world events, he gives us ‘lunch break’ and inane celebrity gossip. True about folks coming here for quality though, especially since the SS Tumulty sailed for greener waters. I think kbang has it pretty much nailed above.

  • sevenoaks07

    The talks on nuclear issues does not allow for the breathless gotcha stuff so, in line with the usual covering of trivia, we get this post which is off another. Is Swampland becoming Wasteland?

  • http://phd9.blogspot.com Paul Dirks

    I know!
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    Obama’s spinelessness is obviously inspiring our important allies to be equally spineless, voluntarily relinquishing their Nuclear capability. If this horrifying trend continues, this pattern of appeasment might even spread beyond our allies and begin to infect our former enemies. If we don’t nip this in the bud, the entire world may be enveloped in a cloud of non-hostility putting me and the folks like me completely out of a job.

  • newfreedomblog

    You haven’t figured it out yet, Exiled? TIME.com and in particular their now “lead” writer Michael Scherer, are vying for the “Rag Mag of the Year Award”.
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    It is TIME.com’s attempt at completing the total destruction of a once highly respected, and vastly read magazine. Now, TIME is simply on the lower shelf’s of super market tabloid stands. They compete with the National Enquirer by reading through Drudge Report to snag and steal any garbage laden story that will titillate the liberal readers of their site. If you don’t read Drudge, do so. Read through all the “gossip” stories first, then wait about a couple hours for the TIME.com “writers” to regurgitate right here in the swamp.
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  • newfreedomblog

    “Is Swampland becoming Wasteland?

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    No, but see comment 2.5.
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    If you want more than a super market tabloid post, come visit us at http://www.newfreedomblog.com

  • gysgt213

    That’s a good point Exiled. But there always seens to be a number of very important and interesting stories that this blog does not cover for some reason. And its odd with all the bloggers.

  • kbanginmotown

    sevenoaks:
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    But wait! There’s hope today (13apr10)!
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    HuffPo posits that Medvedev dissed W when he called Obama a “thinker”.(link)
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    This meta-story will enable Scherer to post about the Nuclear Summit without having to report on anything…you know, technical…like nuclear weapons…for instance…
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  • sevenoaks07

    kbang:

    Some of Swampland posts are quota fillers: no substance just flights of fancy. It would be good to see some substantial stuff on the Nuclear Meeting’s agenda but that requires expertise and hard work. It would have been worth having a guest poster to do that and, perhaps, analyse why China is taking a step in a different direction vis-a-vis Iran on sanctions (although I would be careful not to over state this)..

    It is so easy riffing off someone else’s piece.

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  • kbanginmotown

    sevenoaks:
    Over at CBSnews, I’m reading that China is joining the US in taking steps to pressure Iran (link).
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    Where are you reading that their steps are different?

  • sevenoaks07

    BBC World. I did not make myself clear. Sorry. Let me put it this way. China has been reluctant to enter into discussions about sanctions against Iran given its own oil requirements and trading relations. This has changed. But, how has it changed? What is China prepared to do on the Security Council to give teeth to any program of sanctions? I am looking out for anything in the South China Morning Post out of Hong Kong and will provide a reference if I find it.

  • kbanginmotown

    Der Spiegel is saying that China’s has our back, but that Russia is doing the foot-dragging vis-a-vis Iran (link)

  • Ivy_B

    I heard the same BBC report that sevenoaks did. Interesting to see the different takes on it. Look forward to updates. Thanks as always to diligent commenters.

  • sacredh

    I’ll echo Ivy_B and thank the other swamp commenters for their efforts and links. Blogwhores…not so much.

  • nflfoghorn

    RE 10.7: Rusty can continue to pull the stupid train.

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    How’s that seedy-survivey thing working out?

  • sue_n

    Oh, my God, do I miss Karen Tumulty.

  • sacredh

    Me too.
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    Karen, why hast thou forsaken us?
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    There. I had to get all Biblical on everybody. I think I’ll wail like a banshee now.

  • Exiled_At_Home (formerly Neo)

    JC~
    ~
    The thing of it is, “US politics” is an ubiquitous term. It’s potentially all encompassing. We frequently are exposed, thanks to Joe Klein, to geopolitical events that relate to the United States. We’re also exposed to tabloid nonsense with no relevance whatsoever to US politics. Given these two phenomena, I’d say this tragic crash could be argued to have some bearing on the United States, as Poland is an ally, and therefore not go beyond the Swamp mandate more so than any of the usual crap offered up. Will the death of Kaczinski affect the outcome of missile defense system talks? Will the upcoming elections foster better relations with the United States or with Russia? Then, of course, there’s also the simple point that it should be possible for these bloggers to put aside politics, both domestic and international, forget their mandate, and simply express something on a human level about this incredible catastrophe for the people of Poland.

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