Glenn Beck Meets His Match In Eric Massa

Foes of Fox News everywhere would do well to watch Eric Massa’s mesmerizing performance on Glenn Beck last night. The disgraced tickler and former congressman found the news network’s Achilles’ heel. In fact, it’s amazing that the weak spot was not discovered before, what with all the eagle eyes at Media Matters laboring day-in and day-out to find a stick that can reach Roger Ailes’ empire.

Massa’s unwitting method was simply to deploy the Fox News ethos on Fox News. As I write in my piece on the appearance on Time.com, Massa out-Becked Glenn Beck.

Armed with the very same weapons — a deep sense of victimhood, outrage at the powers that be and remarkable personal candor — the representative delivered a dizzying confessional. He admitted to sexless groping and tickling of his staff, sending inappropriate text messages and otherwise failing to behave like a Congressman should, all as he made his case that his fellow Democrats had really gone after him because of his previous no vote on health care reform. “I can’t fight this. I can’t fight cancer,” Massa announced, in a classic stream of consciousness ramble. “I can’t fight the White House. I can’t fight the Democratic Party.” 

Beck, who is used to controlling the gravitational force of victimhood around him, kept interrupting to point out that he was a bigger target of even greater forces than Massa. “I have two unauthorized biographies coming out against me in the spring,” Beck said at one point. Minutes later, Beck went even further. “Do you realize my family is at stake?” he said. “You’ve got a little scandal with your children in college. I’ve got one for all time now, because I am not going to resign. I’m not going to back down. I have come to a place where I believe at some point the system will destroy me.”

Close watchers of Comedy Central’s fake news shows are familiar with this method. The only way to deal successfully with a Stephen Colbert interview, for instance, is to out-Colbert Stephen Colbert, giving up any hint of earnestness and losing yourself in a cloud of irony and sarcasm. The same can be said with Fox, where the currency is not irony, but a sense of victimhood, combined with an aww-shucks, I-have-nothing-to-hide, red-blooded American innocence. Massa did Beck better than Beck, and he left Beck dumbfounded.

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  • Paul-no not that one

    I don’t know anyone who follows Fox in general and Beck in particular more closely than you MS so I’ll take your word for it.

  • freeinpa

    MS

    Interesting analysis. Since Victimhood is page 1 of the lefts playbook I think Massa was a character right out of central casting.

    The only clip I saw was this morning where Beck apologized to his audience. That is a bit different than the skits of Colbert, Stewart and SNL which liberals take as gospel truth.

  • http://theblindspotsofgod.wordpress.com lawyermommy

    Monsieur Scherer,

    I have to day this is a delightful and incisive article. Great piece!

    Beck is a common clown and his continuing campaign of calumny against Obama is the only reason he is watched at all.

    I think it is natural for people, at least here in the US, to be drawn to drama, screams and cries of “pulling the plug on grandma” as opposed to discourse of real and material differences in ideology.

    Beck? Who is Beck?? Hahaha…. Well, we all found out yesterday! :)

    LM

    http://theblindspotsofgod.wordpress.com/2010/03/06/stalking-criminality-the-law-and-women/

  • freeinpa

    Yes now you can go back getting all of your enlightenment from that bright light Olbermann. Although you and his mother may be th eonly 2 left watching that frothing knucklehead

  • grape_crush

    Dueling Paranoids. They forgot the banjos, ‘tho.

  • http://theblindspotsofgod.wordpress.com lawyermommy

    freeeinpa

    ???? I have identified you repeatedly as a stalker and criminal. Your continuing freedom has encouraged you in a delusional persistence in your vile criminal conduct against me in numerous ways here and elsewehere.

    I have repeatedly identified you and your cohorts here on Swampland– and whether the folks here on Swampland decide to assist in investigating you and your numerous aliases who stalk, illegally wiretap and violate innocent citizens on account of the mass ignorance sorrounding technology crimes should not provide scumbags like you with the impetus to run around anonymously on sites like this one seeking to infuse some sort of legitimacy in your pathetic and vicious acts.

    While of course, I expect the usual response to my response to your rants– in the usual manner of utilizing this and other of your numerous and ridiculous aliases, it bears repeating that your criminal conduct against me and other innocent women and children WILL eventually get you imprisoned.

    You are a sick, despicable and pathetic low life criminal hoi polloi and coward.

    LM
    http://theblindspotsofgod.wordpress.com/2010/03/06/stalking-criminality-the-law-and-women/

    LM

  • newfreedomblog

    “Massa out-Becked Glenn Beck”

    .
    Well, not exactly. Massa simply showed many millions that he is the dirtbag he is accused of being. He also shed some light on the corrupt nature of “business as usual” in Washington, DC.
    .
    Massa also revealed at least for him, and I am sure for most of the Representatives in Washington, that their day is spent for the most part in fleecing money from special interest groups in order to get re-elected in the next election cycle.
    .
    Massa was bought and paid for, Michael. Just another “whore” in Washington who got caught with his pants down around his ankles. Nothing more, nothing less.
    .
    Perhaps you will do some investigation into the corrupt practices on the hill exposing the special interest groups’ payoffs and bribes of our elected officials? Perhaps this is the direction this story is leading you, Mr Scherer. But, we won’t hold our breath. We know that the lame stream media is also co-bedded in the house of ill-repute along with the other corrupt and evil men and women who call themselves “Representatives”.

  • Ivy_B

    Good article, MS. Someone pointed it out at the end of your last post.

  • http://theblindspotsofgod.wordpress.com lawyermommy

    Grape crush–who is this charlatan– Hmmm, I wonder! Evident as always.

    What an expected and usual nonsensical response. Alias after alias after alias.

    LM
    http://theblindspotsofgod.wordpress.com/2010/03/06/stalking-criminality-the-law-and-women/

  • destor23

    Ireland’s police force just took a 6% pay cut because its bondholders demanded it and the system is destroying multimillionaire Glenn Beck?

    Bring it on, system. Beck me!

  • http://derekg.wordpress.com/ Derek

    There is no question that the right is now dominated by whiners and people who feel victimized. Paranoia and fear, rule their day, where they struggle to stay ahead of the forces arraigned against them, in a grand conspiracy. It is ironic, because the right is filled with those who accuse others of identity politics, and playing the victim card and yet here they are, willing to obstruct all governing, at a time of great crisis, just so someone will pay more attention to them, as they stomp their feet.

  • sacredh

    Beck sure does have a purty mouth.

  • stuartzechman

    Michael Scherer:
    .
    Why the gratuitous shot at Media Matters?

  • grape_crush

    …and Massa bears a passing resemblance to Ned Beatty…

  • freeinpa

    “freeeinpa

    ???? I have identified you repeatedly as a stalker and criminal. Your continuing freedom has encouraged you in a delusional persistence in your vile criminal conduct against me in numerous ways here and elsewehere.

    I have repeatedly identified you and your cohorts here on Swampland– and whether the folks here on Swampland decide to assist in investigating you and your numerous aliases who stalk, illegally wiretap and violate innocent citizens on account of the mass ignorance sorrounding technology crimes should not provide scumbags like you with the impetus to run around anonymously on sites like this one seeking to infuse some sort of legitimacy in your pathetic and vicious acts.”
    ==

    You are a confirmed idiot. Seek medical help quickly!

  • freeinpa

    Actually give him glasses and he is Gerry Nadler

  • kevin

    Because they do actual journalism.

  • grape_crush

    Yup, was wondering about that too, in between Deliverance references.
    .
    Maybe it’s a backhanded compliment, in that Media Matters’ work lacks the paraoid or delusional qualities that Beck possesses; it’s hard to argue with The Crazy, as debating LM has shown us.

  • destor23

    To be fair Stuart, MediaMatters has taken shots at Michael before. It’d be like Michael taking a shot at me — hardly undeserved. Also, I STILL don’t trust David Brock.

  • nflfoghorn

    Blech got caught with his pants down. Massa claimed “poor, pitiful me” on one hand and screamed against the establishment on the other – the exact thing Blech and his ilk do with impugnity. He thought Massa was going to add to his little conspiracy empire and it backfired. Larry King (of all people!) blew up what was left of Massa’s credibility with that ‘groping’ definition.

  • sacredh

    “Blech got caught with his pants down.”
    .
    And Massa pounced.

  • sacredh

    With all the sleaze getting reported on, please give us a “1000 Words” with the photo of Paris Hilton getting out of her car. Our captions will be both thoughful and appropriate. And numerous.

  • kevin

    Goodbye, breakfast!

  • kbanginmotown

    “Massa…takes the Air out of Glenn Beck”
    .
    What’s left?

  • afguy

    …with the photo of Paris Hilton getting out of her car.
    .
    Preferably backward. This would have the potential to rival the “quality” of the commentary from the Heidi Montag video.
    .
    Your Pulitzer Prize (Pullet Surprise?) would be assured…

  • afguy

    Just the heat, kbang.

  • freeinpa

    “Because they do actual journalism”

    Still auditioning for Letterman or is this another “Kevin-fact”?

  • http://elvisberg.wordpress.com Elvis Elvisberg

    I think there are two reasons. First, MS is about to say something kinda mean about Fox/Beck, on the right. So he therefore has to say something kinda mean about someone on the left. (Joe Klein likes to do that too).
    -
    Second, Media Matters mostly does fact checks. Because political journalism is like sports or theater journalism, “fact checkers out there in the factosphere” are taken to be totally uncool. So this is a kind of a taunt at them: “eat it, nerds! All you need is to do is act like a victim! What good are your facts now?”

  • freeinpa

    Amazing how the left tries to foist their dirtbags on the right. Well I guess the overflow from the Swamp needs to go somewhere? They are now like vitamins (One a day). The Left is starting to suffer from SwampAs*

  • kbanginmotown

    grape: You got a two-fer!

  • megatronrises

    The left’s playbook? I take it you’ve never read the right’s…

  • nflfoghorn

    Lunch took a raincheck as well :)

  • newfreedomblog

    I fully agree freeinpa. However the bias also goes for a liberal interview as was the case with Larry King and ex-Rep Massa.
    .

    “Are you gay?”

    .
    Is that a “Massa – out Kinged, King” moment? Or was King simply trying his best to “out” Massa?
    .
    Who knows? Who really cares.

  • megatronrises

    If Massa revealed himself to be a dirt-bag… what does that say about Glen Beck? Did Massa out-dirtbag the dirtbag host?

  • grape_crush

    What Elvis said.

  • http://forgottenlord.livejournal.com forgottenlord

    Is Freep still claiming we praise Olbermann? I could’ve sworn that Swampland as a community rejected Olbermann as viciously as we rejected Beck the other week. I guess the Right is incapable of rejecting their loons while the Left willingly acknowledges who their clowns are.
    .
    Oh wait, we already knew that

  • stuartzechman

    liberal interview as was the case with Larry King
    .
    Larry King?
    .
    A “liberal interview”?
    .
    LOL

  • grape_crush

    What’s left?

    The disgraced tickler and former congressman found the news network’s Achilles’ heel.

    And then worked his way up?

  • freeinpa

    “.. what does that say about Glen Beck”?

    I don’t know how about someone who actually showed Massa for what he was instead of just the cheap shots thrown by the WH and Demos? (And folks here)

    I wonder why GLAAD is not protesting Larry King?

  • kbanginmotown

    …he put his hand upon her toe,
    she said, “Hey Yankee, you’re way to low,
    da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum,
    Yo-ho, yo-ho, yo-ho!
    .
    -John Valby

  • oizydoizy

    This Massa/Beck weep-off — isn’t this the same as that 1950′s show, “Queen for a Day”?

  • kbanginmotown

    Lotta heat. No light. I gets it.

  • afguy

    OK, I’ll bite… who’s the actual “Queen”, then?
    .
    (Had forgotten about that show – thanks for the trip down “memory lane”)

  • grape_crush

    I always wanted to catch one of his shows.

  • oizydoizy

    Come on — surely Massa is Queen!

  • sacredh

    I remember that show from when I was young. Women telling how bad their lives sucked to the whole country in hopes of getting a refrigerator or a doctor’s bill paid.

  • stuartzechman

    Well said, Elvis, very interesting.

  • sacredh

    Anyone for a hot dog and a couple of pickled eggs?

  • afguy

    How about a “two-fer”?
    .
    Massa as “Queen” – Glen Beck as “Drama Queen”…

  • apr2563

    forgotten: Tell me why you reject Olbermann. I happen to find him quite informative. Does he rant? Yeah. But so do we on this site. Is he wrong about the points he makes? Not that I can discern. We all want our elected officials to show some spine. I am happy there is someone on the left that takes on the FOX world. I enjoy Olbermann, Maddow, Stewart, and Colbert. I am glad they are out there taking on hate radio and FOX.

  • apr2563

    New: Did you notice when Massa brought up that campaign finance reform was the only cure for the corruption of elected officials, Beck avoided the challenge. Not an issue Beck favors.

  • apr2563

    stuart: I have noted many “traditional media” types disparaging Media Matters. Media Matters is an annoying thorn they can’t remove.

  • FlownOver

    I’d say the right is dominated by manipulative weasels who endlessly urge their minions to feel victimized. The appeal to resentment is all they have left.

  • lcky9

    I watched Beck for a few minutes before going to the store.. generally I like Beck but I was so embarrassed for the DEMOCRATS with this Massa I had to leave.. the only creditable thing he said was about Emanuel but I’m from Chicago and know how THE CHICAGO ONES WORK.. LOL..
    Have you noticed how many corrupt or liars crawl out of the woodwork for which ever party is in control.. lets see we now have a major amount of Democrats who don’t pay taxes, don’t claim assets, get sweetheart deals from montage companies to look the other way with the tax payers money, a President that thinks those elected are suppose to be serving at his pleasure.. rather than working for the people.. and others who morals are questionable.. yep sound just like the last administration.. so much for HOPE and CHANGE..

  • drboaz

    Anyone else notice the Democrats spend more time whining about the Republican “obstructionists” than they do winning the minds and votes of their own party.

    Enough smokescreen already- when is the media going to demand accurate answers to the meaningful questions rather than mindlessly write the manipulated statements crafted by politicians to taint the process to their benefit.

    I want a media that gets off their knees, stops servicing both parties, and holds all accountable to facts- enough with the smoke and mirrors.

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