Osama Bin Laden Goes Green, Takes On Climate Change

Osama Bin Laden, who has overseen the deliberate killing of thousands of innocent civilians, now has the green bug. From the AP:

In the tape, broadcast in part on Al-Jazeera television, bin Laden warned of the dangers of climate change and says that the way to stop it is to bring “the wheels of the American economy” to a halt.

He blamed Western industrialized nations for hunger, desertification and floods across the globe, and called for “drastic solutions” to global warming, and “not solutions that partially reduce the effect of climate change.”

Bin Laden has mentioned climate change and global warning in past messages, but the latest tape was his first dedicated to the topic. The speech, which included almost no religious rhetoric, could be an attempt by the terror leader to give his message an appeal beyond Islamic militants.

Lovely. No doubt Rush Limbaugh will say he saw this coming all along, and Glenn Beck use this as a way to put Bin Laden and Van Jones on the same magnetic chalk board.

So what will Osama do next? For those not yet on Twitter, this is as good a reason as any. Among the suggestions:

“Bin Laden will carefully explain all the plot holes in Avatar.”

Bin Laden “cannot believe John Edwards, i mean sure he was a phony but this is just madness.”

“Osama complains he can’t get that damn Pants on the Ground song outta his head.”

If you all are game, keep it going in the comments. What cause should Osama take on next?

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  • queencersei

    Osama Bin Laden Goes Green, Takes On Climate Change…and no one cares. Seriously.
    Do we think for a second that the world will stop buying Coke and Hershey bars because Osama said so? I’m glad he came out with that statement. It only makes him look totally irrelevent when even his most hard core fan base doesn’t take his advice.
    Well except for the ones in hiding with him. But then they probably aren’t big consumers of anything except weapons anyway. I wonder if some of those weapons are American made? Hmmmm. Perhaps he could call a boycott of American made weaponry….Nah!

  • pintortwo

    Michael, there is no point in linking to this story. What do you hope to accomplish? 1) There is no way to authenticate this, or other OBL videos, 2) it adds nothing to the topic of Climate Change (only de-rails it).
    .
    For all we know, bin Laden is dead, or lavishing pool-side in some Saudi palace, or in a super-secret detention center (waiting for his official “capture” to be announced, at just the right moment). Or it is authentic… So?

  • deconstructiva

    OBL plans to rename the new Apple iPad to remove the taboo connotations to feminine hygine products.

  • deconstructiva

    OBL plans to restore MCD’s real double cheeseburger (with the second layer of cheese) and Taco Bell’s Cheesy Double Beef Burrito back onto their restaurants’ value menus.

  • deconstructiva

    OBL plans to define once and for all the difference between being a “moderate” and being a “centrist”.

  • deconstructiva

    I liked the #nextOBLtape about “Who is Trig’s real mother?”.

  • allthingsinaname

    How is the GOP going to spin this? I can’t wait!

  • http://www.simonvinkenoog.nl/beeld/Yogi%20-%20Annelies%20Rigter.jpg yogi

    OBL holds his own state of the union speech in front of multi races, ethnicities and genders to show he too has a broad coalition of support.

  • profbaltasar

    OBL now launches his own underwear collection.

  • http://www.simonvinkenoog.nl/beeld/Yogi%20-%20Annelies%20Rigter.jpg yogi

    OBL officially backs his support of Leno taking back the Tonight Show.

  • shepherdwong

    So I guess that means that the single group left on the planet that doesn’t understand Global Warming is the American right. Even real cave-dwellers get it.

  • http://www.simonvinkenoog.nl/beeld/Yogi%20-%20Annelies%20Rigter.jpg yogi

    Scent-de-la-goat, by OBL. Available now at Macy’s.

  • freeinpa

    SheperdWrong:

    http://www.cato-at-liberty.org/2009/12/17/new-study-hadley-center-and-cru-apparently-cherry-picked-russias-climate-data/
    ==
    http://www.topix.com/news/global-warming/2009/11/a-scientistsa-admit-climate-data-dumped
    ==
    http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/55556/title/IPCCs_Himalayan_glacier_mistake_not_an_accident

    ==
    Seems all the cave dwellers are now on the same side. Just another hoax the left has tried to perpetuate. But…

    A new Campaign slogan: Instead of a War on Terror

    NOW “Joining a Terrorist in War”

  • melhoff13

    I find it amazing how Rush and Glenn Beck get props all the time. It really shows how much people think about those guys. They should be proud.

    Now, was it Osama or Obama who said that stuff? I really couldn’t tell a difference.

  • grape_crush

    So what will Osama do next?
    .
    Partner with US conservatives to exploit the next terror attack for their own benefit.
    .
    Nah; it’s already been done.

  • shepherdwong

    Yep, you and your fellow knuckle-draggers understand the science and everyone else in the world is wrong. Even bin Laden seems lucid and self-aware compared to you people.

  • melhoff13

    I’m tired of Time (and many others) calling out Fox News.

    Do a google search of ratings on both TV (FOX) and magazines (TIME) and note the HUGE difference bewteen the 2.

    So, obvioulsy, the masses, would prefer to watch and listen to the TRUTH.

  • grape_crush

    Ratings equal the Truth?
    .
    Egads, that must mean Avatar actually happened! Look at all the people who saw that movie!

  • afguy

    Partner with US conservatives to exploit the next terror attack for their mutual benefit.
    .
    grape,
    .
    Fixed it for you. Someone already said that GWB was Bin Laden’s wet dream. And, one might argue, he is the Right’s ideal boogeyman. Someone who appears right on schedule whenever ANY discussion arises concerning cutting the defense budget.
    .
    Even Axelrod’s quoting the dangers from the eternal war on terror as the reason why discussion of any defense waste is off the table.
    .
    Theirs is a symbiotic relationship. Mutual (beneficial) enemies to the end…

  • afguy

    grape,
    .
    Took me months after Jurrasic Park came out to convince my kids that dinosaurs weren’t being cloned somewhere. That it was just fiction.
    .
    Guess the ratings of that movie mean I was wrong.

  • afguy

    Oh, and melhoff13, I hear pro wrestling has a big audience when it comes on too…

  • michaelfury

    “a way to put Bin Laden and Van Jones on the same magnetic chalk board”

    So when will Osama declare himself a signatory of the petition at Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth?

    http://michaelfury.wordpress.com/2009/05/29/wake-up-show/

  • freeinpa

    Hey SheperDunce:

    The belittling and name calling over the Global Farce just doesn’t cut it anymore. The left is getting exposed day by day for the lying dirtbags that you are.

    ==

    PS most of the news reporting is coming form “the rest of the world” since the US MSM has given up truth for ideology.

  • freeinpa

    Question is : Are the Dumos getting talking points form OBL or is he getting his from them?

  • http://2thirdsrocks.wordpress.com 2thirdsrocks

    Riddle: What does Al gore, OBL and shepwang have in common?

  • freeinpa
  • freeinpa

    Sometimesthe left makes it too easy:
    ==

    Hollywood is where most of the left’s policies (and support) are. Are they real? Excluding the plactic and botox.
    =”Took me months after Jurrasic Park came out to convince my kids that dinosaurs weren’t being cloned somewhere. That it was just fiction.”

    No they just share your DNA and IQ

  • freeinpa

    As soon as he signs on to the Scientists for Global Warming. Both are farces

  • cfukara

    ” .. the deliberate killing of thousands of innocent civilians, ..”

    Let me guess, innocent civilian MS, you prefer to be killed ‘accidentally’, say as one in that expected ‘collateral damage’.
    That way, I presume, your loved ones wouldn’t mourn you at all. … …

  • freeinpa

    Riddle: What does Al gore, OBL and shepwang have in common?

    ==

    All 3 are arrogant obnoxious gasbags!

  • shepherdwong

    “Riddle: What does Al gore, OBL and shepwang have in common?”
    .
    None of them get their climate science from Rush Limbaugh (speaking of terrorists who make bringing down America their life’s work)?

  • 3xfire3

    Shepherdong,
    Even when the climate scientist responsible for the base data are caught fudging the data, you can’t bring yourself to the intelligent conclusion that something is wrong with their claims. All other climate research is based on the data these people have been caught manipulating to support their views. Good science doesn’t use lies. It uses truth. “The end justifies the means” can never be justified in any scientific approach.
    Truth can be so inconvenient for liberals and progressives.

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