What’s A Natural Disaster Without Pat Robertson To Explain?

Pat Robertson, televangelist and former Republican candidate for president, explains why the earthquake happened in Haiti: A two-century old deal with the devil.

Robertson made the comments on the 700 Club, after a report about helping victims in the island nation. A few years back, Robertson linked Hurricane Katrina to legalized abortion in the United States. A transcript of his Haitian musings, via People For The American Way, is posted after the jump.

And you know Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French, uh you know Napoleon the third and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the Devil. They said we will serve you if you’ll get us free from the French. True Story. And so the Devil said “OK, it’s a deal.” And they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other, desperately poor. That island is Hispaniola is one island. It’s cut down the middle. On one side is Haiti, on the other side is the Dominican republic. Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, etc.. Haiti is in desperate poverty. Same island. Uh, they need to have, and we need to pray for them, a great turning to God and out of this tragedy. I’m optimistic something good may come.

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  • trifecta55

    Don’t you mean “radical cleric” Pat Robertson Michael?
    .
    I am semi serious. When crazy muslim preachers get that title, why don’t those of you in the media use that on Pat Robertson. I am serious, and politefully request a response if you have time.

  • queencersei

    I’m not even sure how to respond to this except to say that if Pat Robinson is looking for evil then perhaps he should start by looking in his bathroom mirror first thing tomorrow.

  • deconstructiva

    I guess PR never heard of plate tectonics.

  • destor23

    Google says that Time doesn’t really refer to white people as “radical clerics.”

    http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Radical+Cleric%22+and+Time&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

  • destor23

    Whoops, here’s a better link about who Time calls radical clerics and who Time doesn’t call radical clerics.

    http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=en#hl=en&source=hp&q=%22Radical+Cleric%22+and+Time&aq=f&aqi=&oq=&fp=df82d86320cf60e9

  • queencersei

    Question: If Haiti had made a pact with the devil then wouldn’t the devil have struck down Haiti only if Haiti had broken the pact? Such as by turning towards God?
    Quick, somebody let Pat know that God has let Haiti down!

  • http://phd9.blogspot.com Paul Dirks

    Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts…

    And noted for an economy that includes a significant amount of underage prostitution……

    Just ask Rush…..

  • nflfoghorn

    Haiti is about 90% Roman Catholic….
    .
    So PR knows that ol’ Beelzebub and the Hatians made a deal two centuries ago, huh? I take it he was there. Sure looks like he was.

  • nflfoghorn

    I thought he was too busy slandering dead men.

  • http://www.ghostnote.com Cookie Puss

    Shoulda known it was the French.

  • grape_crush

    Of course, it’s Robertson’s own pact with the Devil that forced Pat to need a 10-hour-long surgery on his heart.

    What? In Robertson’s world, it’s entirely possible.

  • http://phd9.blogspot.com Paul Dirks

    The prostitution rate per capita in the Dominican Republic is considered very high. Additionally, the Dominican Republic is statistically the 4th largest exporter of prostitutes in the world behind Brazil, Thailand and the Philippines. So why are the rates so high? Why are so many Dominican women prostitutes? Well, we can probably point to a number of social factors to answer that question.

    First and foremost, the Dominican Republic suffers from a very high poverty rate. Over 25% of the Dominican population is said to be living below the poverty line. Educational standards are very low and the majority of people living in the campo (countryside) stop attending school at a young age. The adult literacy rate is a low 87.8 percent. For most, there is little or no opportunity. Unemployment is at a staggering 17% and many, who do have jobs, work for very low pay. There is also a very high rate of teenage pregnancy and fatherless families are extremely common. It is not surprising with so little opportunity and so little hope of future opportunity that many Dominican women turn to prostitution.

  • http://phd9.blogspot.com Paul Dirks

    Interestingly, I wasn’t allowed to post the link to where the above quote came from,

  • artraveler

    Funny, Pat, I thought that the devil came down to Georgia.

    I guess we will have to endure a whole group of “christians” explaining how Pat was right.

  • http://elvisberg.wordpress.com Elvis Elvisberg

    What a truly evil human being. If Christ returned tomorrow, preaching the message that he does in the Gospels, social conservatives like Pat Robertson would be at each other’s throats, fighting for the right to drive the first nail, just like their spiritual forefathers, the Pharisees.
    -
    TNC has a good post about this: http://ta-nehisicoates.theatlantic.com/archives/2010/01/professional_bigot_pat_robertson_does_it_again.php

  • http://diditweetthat.wordpress.com diditweetthat

    “They said we will serve you if you’ll get us free from the French. True Story.”

    You should know Pat, because apparently you were there.

    Curious, were you Haitian or the Devil? “True Story”

    May you burn in a fiery hell of your own making when you are finally banished from this mortal coil.

    Why, did it take soooooooo long for god to smite these ignorant people, when obviously, Katrina’s retribution for abortion happened in a much a shorter period in god-time?

    I’m sorry that we got Bush instead of this nut job. The rapture would be over, and we could get back to life without superstitious idiocy.

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  • Ivy_B

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  • koabd

    Probably because “cleric” isn’t the term used for preacher in the Western Chrisitian tradition. Besides, you have the love the alliteration of something like “Radical Reverend.” Either way, the bat s h i t nature of Robertson’s assertion (and Robertson in general) deserves special callout.

  • tjoyce994

    Is he saying a whole country made a pact with the devil? The entire country? I wonder how they managed that, and who told Pat about it?

  • Joe Bftsplk

    This “Act of God” seems indistinguishable from a natural process that’s even reasonably predictable:
    http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/01/some-saw-it-coming.html

    …like pretty much all the others, Pat.

  • apr2563

    Robertson is a senile old man who has done about as much damage as he can.
    But….
    I also posted Limbaughs comments on Amy’s comments.
    Is there a more horrible human being than Limbaugh?
    I am going to name call now:
    He is a racist, xenophobic sexist, homophobic, bloviating thug.
    And yes SZ, I am calling him a racist. Sometimes you have to speak up.

  • Matt

    This is a tragedy of unknown proportions and something that demands compassion and action to aid Haiti. Pat Robertson is closer to the figure he describes than anyone living or dead in Haiti.

    http://www.political-buzz.com/

  • truevcu

    I say we spite him by actually doing something constructive in response. NPR posted a handy list of easy ways to donate, including texting the state department for a quick $10 donation that would be attached to your phone bill.

    http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/01/haiti_earthquake_how_to_help_a.html?sc=fb&cc=fp

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  • sacredh

    Robertson just can’t give up his media whoring and using tragedies to try to fill his coffers. It’s times like this that I wish there was a hell so that low-lifes like Pat had a place to go when they die.

  • apr2563

    And the right cynically says they wonder why minorities do not support them?

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    Pat Robertson needs to go to Haiti & worship with the awesome Christians of Haiti.They have a trust & joy in our God that we, who have been there, covet. They have nothing in the way of material goods, yet they have something we so desperately long for. Those of us who have worked & worshiped with our friends in Haiti keep going back, not so much to help them, but so that they can help us…because their faith is so contageous.

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  • constantweader

    Plate tectonics are a so-called scientific theory designed to promote a radical, atheist view that God did not create the world 6,000 years ago. The next thing you’ll be saying is that Adam & Eve didn’t walk with dinosaurs & Fred Flintstone is a fictional character.

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  • 53_3

    Has anyone noticed the glaring absence of the Right Wingers?
    .
    I’m not wondering why…

  • 53_3

    “And yes SZ, I am calling him a racist. Sometimes you have to speak up.”
    .
    Did you have a go-round with SZ over this?
    .
    FYI, I have too, and he did help me to sharpen my criteria for saying that, since no one can ever actually know these people:
    .
    If that individual’s actions (text, speech, etc) are indistinguishable from that of a racist, then that person is indistinguishable from a racist.
    .
    To me, that observational definition is enough to justify it.
    .
    I’ll say it too:
    .
    Limbaugh is a racist.

  • 53_3

    Apperantly you’ve won the week, trifecta55!
    .
    Congratulations on a great question! Thanks for opening up this can o’ worms!

  • fritzb43

    Pat Robertson: religious idiot.

    Rush Limbaugh: racist idiot.

    Sorry gang, but there’s no cure for idiot, just as there is no such entity as the devil.

    Not to worry, though. In two hundred years or possibly even sooner, religious superstition will be only a memory.

    Just “Imagine”.

  • apr2563

    53 generally I agree with SZ, but when it comes to Rush there is just too much history. He has used his radio show to propogate his racism for years and is certainly “indistinguishable from that of a racist”.
    Thanks for joining me in calling Limbaugh a racist.

  • http://diditweetthat.wordpress.com diditweetthat

    After seeing an interview of the Haitian Ambassador being rightly offended by Pat Robertson’s comments, it became clear to me… Slavery.

    Southern Conservatives can’t say it, but they really want to conserve “the way things were”, and whether at the forefront of their thinking or not, slavery was a way things were.

    The Haitian Ambassador goes on to describe the revolt of slaves against their French oppressors, and how that action benefited the fledgling United States.

    I’ll paste the link, but in the event it doesn’t work, you can go to the Huffington Post and look up Haitian Ambassador and/or Maddow.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/14/pat-robertson-haiti-react_n_423038.html

  • http://teacherreaderwriter.wordpress.com/ Shakespeare in GA

    He did, under the name of Ralph Reed. Currently I think he’s going by the handle of Saxby Chambliss.

  • cantdrive55

    Rhetorically perhaps, who is watch the 700 Club to even hear what this moron is saying? That would be a painfull assignment! Organized religion is a root cause for much of the problems this planet faces. Hopefully we will evolve and smarten up over time. Fox, Limbaughs, Becks and most republicans cannot present any positive suggestions, they only know regressive complaining. Our world needs to progress, not regress.

  • fredsmom

    I have a theory – Pat Robertson makes these outrageous comments during disasters for monetary reasons. If his “flock” is donating to Red Cross, UNICEF, etc., they are not donating to PAT ROBERTSON! Therefore, he discourages his “flock” from diverting money to other (more worthy) organizations.

    It is ALL about money.

  • sacredh

    I can’t pass up a Lennon shout out.

  • sacredh

    Non-believers. Tsk. Tsk.

  • sacredh

    If we don’t go to Hell when we die…is Wal-Mart an option?

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