1,000 Words: Happy New Year Edition

Try as I might to keep my string going, I could find no photos of Richard Nixon celebrating the New Year. Except for this one, which really doesn’t count, because it’s Chinese New Year.

But we do have this one of how the shamans of Peru are marking the occasion. (For more of an explanation, go to our White House Photo Blog.)

Related Topics: happy new year, peru, richard nixon, shamans, 1,000 Words, Barack Obama, Uncategorized
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  • Cliff

    The Mexicans are stealing Obama!

  • sacredh

    Unable to afford their own Messiah, the Peruvians borrow ours.

  • sacredh

    With frankencense in short supply, the shaman breaks out a bowl of fine Peruvian flake instead.

  • spob

    Napolitano will be planning a long vacation soon enough . . . . maybe Macchu Picchu–I hear it’s nice this time of year.

  • sacredh

    Deeply disappointed at getting cheated out of a chance for a President Palin crotch shot the shaman blesses a photo of World President Obama.

  • sacredh

    Add Peru to the right wing’s Axis of Evil.

  • sacredh

    The confused shaman mourns the passing of Michael Jackson.

  • sacredh

    Oh great thunder God, lead us to the path of righteousness and deliver us from Elvis.

  • deconstructiva

    Thanks, KT. Will you post tomorrow? If not, have a Happy New Year. (If you are then I’ll offer best wishes again; they can be reused like AT+T rollover minutes.)

  • deconstructiva

    The High Sheriffs originally asked Brooks to snap a pic of Obama fans still faithful to him. He could only find both Tea Baggers and Progressives burning him in effigy. However, on an anonymous tip a friend found a tiny group of fans in Peru who still literally worshipped his portrait.
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    Obama finally found the right church for his family. Alas, it’s NOT a traditional Christian assembly (don’t tell Amy, she’ll be heartbroken and I wish her always to be happy).

  • deconstructiva

    …actually, Brooks did get a pic of an Inuit tribe with a Sarah upskirt photo. I don’t why the High Sheriffs refused to post it here. Someone needs to look into it deeper.

  • deconstructiva

    Wrong caption. Actually, this is the Kenyan Council on Birth Records finally giving the blessing to his American citizenship; even they know when to give up.

  • deconstructiva

    …I think they really wanted Sarah Palin but couldn’t afford her fees for the lyin’, the witch(craft), and the wardrobe.

  • sacredh

    It wasn’t the Inuit. It was the Split Beaver Tribe. Little known, but very popular on weekends.

  • sacredh

    They even have a dance for sarah. The Ho’ Down.

  • deconstructiva

    I’ll bet they dance the Ho’ Down to “Turkey in the Straw” …or is that “Turkey in the Metal Funnel”?

  • sacredh

    You should hear the dance caller. Swing em’ to the right, swing em’ to the right, swing em’ to the right.

  • square1

    Lobbying, Peruvian style.

  • sacredh

    The last caller to yell swing em’ to the left was hung. He’s dating Bristol now.

  • sacredh

    It’s a little early to call a winner, but you’re in the running.

  • shepherdwong

    Actually, they just chew the leaves. It took westerners to synthesize an innocuous and useful folk medicine (good for many mild ailments including altitude sickness) into a deadly white powder we can use to destroy our own lives and wage military-style drug wars over (http://www.casapalmera.com/articles/the-history-of-cocaine/).
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    Just be glad the ceremony didn’t involve Guinea Pigs (Warning: NSFPETA):
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  • deconstructiva

    …hmm, thanks sacred for the info. about Bristol’s new squeeze, so to speak (and your humor, we need it bad after all that terrorist flight crap). That explains why Levi has left hanging out in the cold lately.

  • deconstructiva

    KT, your second link to Nixon won’t work (403 error thingy). Is that supposed to be the 1960 SF Chinatown prank with Dick Tuck’s Hughes loan banners waving behind Nixon? Do you have a pic of Nixon opening the fortune cookies? Or a recipe for some of Amy’s cookies? Or your cookies?

  • sacredh

    As an avid student of history I was aware of the uses of the leaf in Incan culture. From a medicine to Disco Dancing Dust…makes you wonder about the supposed heights we have climbed to as a superior civilization.

  • deconstructiva

    A group of Peruvian tourists offer thanks to Obama for NOT allowing their flight home to blow up. Actually, what worked was the TSA’s new rule banning underwear on all flights and making all passengers fly commando. Add that to the no-blanket rule thingy and there were many crossed legs and blushing faces on that flight. That goes for the women too.

  • sacredh

    Thanks for the kind words deconstructiva. I’m only months away from being able to retire and something has happened that I never thought would. I’m losing my passion for politics and arguing. I think I’m gradually putting it onto cruise control and I want to just kick back and enjoy life. I’ve been very fortunate and lucky so maybe it’s time to relax and let somebody else worry about the serious stuff. Even my wife has noticed. She said that I’ve always been pretty laid back but since her major health scare last year she says that nothing seems to bother me anymore.

  • sacredh

    Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan must have missed that flight. The other blush that will ever grace their faces is called cosmetics.

  • http://twitter.com/ktumulty Karen Tumulty

    you guys are in rare form.

  • deconstructiva

    Yes, relaxing more is the best way. It’s needed here. I care about immediate things like economy / employment and HCR, but getting worked up over everything isn’t worth it. I notice that the swampwomen (but not Joe, alas) manage to appear calm and poised here. Hopefully it’s really true.

  • http://twitter.com/ktumulty Karen Tumulty

    link works for me.

  • sacredh

    It’s the great photos you’ve been feeding us KT. Thanks and I hope the coming year is good to you and your family.

  • deconstructiva

    This is the 403 error message I’m getting –

    The website declined to show this webpage
    Most likely causes:
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    This error (HTTP 403 Forbidden) means that Internet Explorer was able to connect to the website, but it does not have permission to view the webpage.

    …is stuart still alive / feeling well enough to help out?

  • http://twitter.com/ktumulty Karen Tumulty

    thanks, sacred! am forcing the swampkids to take a real tour of the capitol tomorrow. (they are rolling their eyes.) have lately been feeling guilty about not taking advantage of the things that DC has to offer. that’s my new year’s resolution.

  • deconstructiva

    If we’re getting better it’s because you give us many chances to practice. Thanks. I hope you’ll have a fabulous New Years party and an even better 2010. I resolve to do more volunteer work until I find permanent stuff, keep up my don’t-kick-the-swampwomen pledge another year, and ask fewer HC questions to make life easier for you. Like HCR was your big ’09 coverage, I look forward to your next ’10 Big Story. Keep up the great work.

  • sacredh

    My New Year’s resolution is to go another year without killing my MIL. I know it will be hard but I think I can do it. I’m also going to let my wife pick out a new car since I totaled hers on Christmas Eve. That presents a dilemma. Maybe I should offer to buy her a new car if she let’s me kill her mom. I know she’s fond of her mom, but that new car smell might tip things in my favor.

  • deconstructiva

    KT, I hope your tour will be lots of fun. Are there any Senators still hanging around? I can imagine one of them greeting you casually, shaking your kids’ hands, and one of them asks, “So Sen. xxxx, will you vote for the PO?” Or sneaking into a HCR conf. meeting. Have you taken them to the WH? It would be awesome if your family got ushered into a free meal with the First Family like that GA couple did by accident (but legally) before the Salahis. (and yes, c#16 was meant to be 15.3, oops) Have fun!

  • shepherdwong

    Well, our technology is simply amazing and we have better reasons for killing small animals for medicinal puposes.

  • shepherdwong

    It’s the rainy season.

  • sacredh

    Sz posted a long entry on another thread and then said he retiring to cough. Get well soon SZ.

  • square1

    You may be suffering from post-concussion syndrome.

  • sacredh

    It’s more of a case of “What Did I Do To Deserve This?” syndrome. I’m on midnights and she woke me up yesterday after an hour and a half’s sleep to tell me that the insurance adjuster wouldn’t be here until today. Today she woke me up after I’d been asleep less than three hours because she was going around the house clapping her hands and singing gospel songs. I’m going to call home every half hour tonight just to make sure she doesn’t get any sleep.

  • deconstructiva

    sacred, can you do “Simpsons” style prank calls such as asking for Hugh Jass or Tish Hughes? Or have a female colleague call your MIL and ask her if she’s seen Mike Litoris or Mike Hunt?

  • sacredh

    deconstructiva, last year I used my son’s cell phone to call her on the landline. She has a friend in a resthome that had throat surgery and has a gravelly voice now. I can mimic her to a T. I called the MIL and told her (as her friend) that I caught tourettes syndrome from a toilet seat and then let loose with every bit of foul language I knew. I ended it by asking the MIL to pray for me and then called her a saggy titted f**kbag. The MIL was in her bedroom and even my wife was rolling on the floor. My son told everyone that story for months.

  • sacredh

    There aren’t any women where I work.

  • deconstructiva

    Excellent phone call you made, a winner! Hopefully you can top that tonight or soon.

  • sacredh

    It got better. She came in and told us all about it (minus the language) and I accused her of making it up because tourettes is genetic. I told her that at best it was a prank call and she told us that she’d recognize that voice anywhere. I told her she should be ashamed to accuse an old woman of using language like that. She maintains to this day that it was her friend.

  • kbanginmotown

    (wiping tears from eyes) Another sacredh classic story…FTW.
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    I wish me more of those for 2010. (#$%)

  • sacredh

    I’ll see what I can do. If there is one positive about living in a zoo, it’s that it’s never dull. Have fun folks. It’s off to work for me.

  • stuartzechman

    You folks are so nice to be thinking about me, I’m blown away.
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    I’m not in the best of shape right now.
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    There’s this sound like a glass of soda that’s just been poured from a new bottle coming from my lungs.
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    It sounds like this: link to what it sounds like to be my lungs right now
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    I have to basically stay upright, or I will cough with spasms that are wracking and freakish, where my lungs don’t seem to be able to come back to taking air right away.
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    That means I’ve had about 90 minutes of sleep (sitting up) last night, with about, oh, 6 hours in total in the past 72.
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    Happy New Year!
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    Thanks so much for asking about me, sorry to complain like a baby, it’s just so…weird.
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    The snow falling outside is beautiful. Every piece is lovely; just like how every good breath I can take now feels marvelous.

  • sacredh

    I just walked in the door a few minutes ago. I hope you’re feeling a little better. It’s snowing here too. Big fat flakes just drifting down. Everything is covered. I’m going to head outside in a little while to take a bunch of photos. I spent over four hours at work last night on the tractor pushing snow. I can’t believe I get paid to do that. I’d do it for free. There’s a seven foot snowman outside the boss’s office. Anatomically correct.

  • spob

    wow, KT, you still have the juice to do that? My oldest is only seven, and I get pushback on going to Target.

  • stuartzechman

    Very funny!

  • spob

    Yep, and she’s too dumb to get out of the rain . . . .

  • sacredh

    FTW. That really struck my funny bone. I had this vision of the lobbyists on K Street bribing the congressmen with a bag of live chickens.

  • Ivy_B

    Thanks for the New Year’s gift, sacred! Look forward to more.

    Cheers!

  • ken1954

    I’m just reading Conrad Black’s biography of Richard Nixon. Quite the coincidence that Karen would be looking to post a photo of Mr. Nixon celebrating New Year’s Eve.

  • 53_3

    I don’t know, sacred. I smell a conspiracy.
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    First, Santa gets millions from Verizon in an endorsement deal Tiger would drool for, and Blitzen backs out, sticking with AT&T, threatening the deal.
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    Then you come along and off him in an “accident”.
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    And all of a sudden, you’re just loaded with whipout for new cars, offing the MIL, and such. Cowinkydink? I don’t think so…
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    Just how much did Santa pay you? How can you look at yourself in the mirror?

  • sacredh

    Blitzen sleeps with the fishies tonight. Really, I just plan to use our tax refund, the insurance check for the car and sell my utility stock. Newer car (maybe two years old) no payment and the wife is happy. I wish I had been driving my truck. It flipped over the car and if I’d have driven the truck, it would have landed in the bed. We don’t eat deer meat but almost everyone at work does. On a side note, the MIL can’t understand why I’m not upset. She likes to worry and carry on about everything and I was over it when the wife said it wasn’t my fault and not to get upset about it. I didn’t get hurt and it was just a machine.
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    We had company the day after Christmas and the MIL couldn’t stop herself from going on and on about how I’d totaled the car out riding around at night on Christmas Eve (I was on my way to work). I told her to go take two bottles of her pills and calm down. When everybody laughed she stomped off to her bedroom.

  • 53_3

    Sounds like Santa got you cheap. I would have held out for more.
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    Happy New Year, sacred. I did not realize that you lived with your MIL.
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    My heart goes out to you.
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    Or, at least, whatever the heck that bloody, rubbery, pulsing thing is that’s doing the beating in my chest…

  • sacredh

    53_3: The MIL lives with ME. I had the house before I remarried. I even gave up the big bedroom so that she could have it. I sleep in the basement now. Of course it was already finished and I poured a serious pile of cash into re-doing the biggest room down there. I’ve got a living room, bedroom, library and bathroom to myself downstairs. I call it santuary.

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