Re: 767 Pages…

They really don’t pay the clerks of the Senate nearly enough to make them do this.

Some day, in my next career as Senate Parliamentarian, I am going to rule that if a Senator wants to waste time like this, he (I’m looking at you, Tom Coburn) should be forced to read the darn thing himself, and that the rest of the Senate be forced to sit there and listen to it.

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  • rustyreturns

    One way for them to be made to actually “READ THE BILL”. Before they propose to strap us all down with the outcome of it all.
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    I am all for it. Read on America, read on!
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    I hope before they vote on any “final” bill they are also made to read it aloud. And, for ALL Senators to sit and listen to it for as long as it takes to read it all before they are allowed to vote on it.
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    Of course, our esteemed representatives are very good at simply sitting and passing crap. It doesn’t take too much energy or brains.

  • bill0711

    Seems to me Coburn and GOP are violating one of the fundamental rules of politics – step aside when your opponents are busy defeating themselves. Could help Reid instill some team spirit in Dem caucus when he needs it most. Or perhaps GOP leadership believe Reid is closer to 60 than we think. Could this be linked to issue of CBO report?

  • palininatowel

    I thought of it first.

  • deconstructiva

    Thanks, KT. As I wrote earlier, an auctioneer should read this. Or have Michael Palin as “Life of Brian”’s Pontius Pilate read it. Imagine Sarah Palin reading it. (Also. I wrote earlier that YOU should’ve been a TIME POTY finalist and my pick would’ve been the American unemployed worker.) Can the Sergeant at Arms simply lock the doors and not allow potty breaks? Is it true he / she arrest senators absent from a quorum call (is that the right term)? Would YOU want to be the next Sgt. at Arms? For real? Imagine dragging Lieberman to the chamber in chains, sweet! Thoughts, KT? thanks

  • http://twitter.com/ktumulty Karen Tumulty

    William Shatner! That’s who they should get. Or the ShamWow guy.

  • spob

    “Some day, in my next career as Senate Parliamentarian, I am going to rule that if a Senator wants to waste time like this . . . .”
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    I don’t think that “waste time” really is an accurate descriptor here. Coburn is trying to obstruct passage of a bill that has very little public support. The Senate has rules to permit this, and he is taking advantage of them. Besides, KT, isn’t turnabout fair play here? First of all, this bill, which affects what, one seventh of our economy, cannot be described as anything close to bipartisan. Second of all, when you say things like “I won”, ya kinda give license to people to say things like “I can”. Third of all, had Obama had his way, the Senate would have filibustered Alito, so how can his side complain now?
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    I understand that you don’t like “fake” filibusters etc., but it seems a little bit like editorializing when you say “waste time”. He’s got a reason for doing what he’s doing, and what he’s doing, if polls can be believed, is consonant with what the public wants.

  • rustyreturns

    I think those in Government are well paid for what they do Karen. And, Obama has put in for a major increase of over 12% in pay raises from last year it seems. A year when we have seen unemployment rise to over 10%.
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    The problem is not the reading of the bill, the problem IS the bill and amendments like this.
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    Where was your outrage yesterday when the Dorgan Amendment was voted down?
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    THAT was real health care reform. Didn’t cost the tax payers a dime, and was voted down. Why was that Karen? Which Senator who voted against the amendment did you corner and ask him or her why?
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    And now you feign outrage over this? Give me a freakin break. Go sip some greeen tea with Obama, Karen, your shilling for him and Reid is atrocious.

  • spob

    Yeah, that’s right, Coburn doesn’t know what he’s doing . . . .

  • spob

    Supposedly DeMint has said that he is going to make ‘em read everything. KT, is that true?

  • gwbc

    It is time for Americans to look at the way the Senate works, or more aptly, how it doesn’t work. At the same time , they should look at the way Vice-Presidential candidates are chosen. Think of the horrors that could have happened in recent years. Dan Quayle, Joe Lieberman , Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin

  • deconstructiva

    …yes, Shatner would be a great choice. Billy Mays (the former OxiClean TV salesman) would have also but alas, he died this summer.

  • http://www.simonvinkenoog.nl/beeld/Yogi%20-%20Annelies%20Rigter.jpg yogi

    Cost savings would be to have the compute voice from my mac read it, there are many different voices you can pick from too, so every page could be a different suprise!

  • freeinpa

    Al Gore- The biggest source of Global(hot air) warming

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