1,000 Words: Clean-Up Edition

“Aw man, he let the door hit his ass on the way out!”

What? A dollar slipped by?

“No, you don’t have to bow to me. I’m just the janitor. They made me wear a tux today because you’re here.”

“Thank Buddha that they’re not riding in on horseback…”

“I hear the DNC wants its carpet and pillars back for the 2012 victory speech.”

“you invite a jackass you end up with donkey crap”

Dang, check out Michelle…

And that is why, in a nutshell, freeinpa got no invitation to the inauguration/victory bashes in Jan2009 ..

cfukara

Yes because DC had more than its quota without me.

…all the vacuum cleaners get shipped to Wal-Mart and I’m stuck sweeping a carpet??!? GTFOH!

That’s it. If they bring another American dog I’m shipping it off to Korea.

“Only 6 more steps until I get to do the Rocky cheer!”

hmm, nobody’s looking… i think i’ll just sweep this sh*t under the carpet

“We are cleaning up the horse and freeinpa droppings after the swell parade. And we do it with some class.”

formerlyjames

You could not spell class if Vanna spotted you the vowel!

The janitor sweeps up after Sarah Palin’s Beijing book signing tour as her bus pulls away. He looks back at the props …well crap, she accidentally left Trig behind AGAIN, oops.
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The janitor looks back in discouragement; he thought he had FINALLY swept up all the unsigned Palin books after she left Beijing early, leaving po’ed fans behind in the dust.
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As Hillary speeds away, the janitor sees a stained blue dress abandoned on the red carpet. So that’s where IT finally wound up….

…in many Asian cultures, it’s polite to bring / leaves presents, so Bo left his….

“…worthless piece of crap Treasury Bills, why do we keep buying them? What, another one!? I thought I had them all swept up.”

WTF is Sacred?

I could make a lot of money by selling these Obama cigarette butts to the American Fox News…

I just woke up. The joys of the graveyard shift.

He watches in stunned silence as Barack does cartwheels all the way down the steps after the announcement that Lieberman and Beck were arrested in a men’s restroom.

Cleanup detail at the Burris mausoleum.

Yi Legislation wonders why the President is shouting that he has just passed sweeping legislation.

Yi yells at Barack to hurry up and finish picking up litter or else he’s never going to earn enough to pay off the US debt.

Presidential my ass! The guy smells like opium.

Another underemployed Ph. D. wonders when the job market will pick up.

Was that REALLY KT with another president?

Hey Barack! We eat blue dogs over here!

Where’s your birth certificate?

Socialist wannbe!

Yi is amazed that both Bush and Obama had hummed the same song. Boom Boom Pow.

haha…first time i find freeinpa slightly entertaining.

I hate the red carpet detail. Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears, Lindsey Lohan and all these ben wa balls.

Yuck! Butt plug. Adam Lambert must have been through too.

“freeipa! Again.”

Oh no! I’ve left my carbon footprints all over the carpet!

If I could only get onto eBay I could make a fortune with this Obama magic dust.

Hey! I just swept that! If you’re gonna kick Lieberman’s ass, do it in the grass.

I can’t believe he’s kissing Michelle out in the open. Then again, it’s not as bad as the reacharound Bush gave the Saudi king last year during the Olympics.

OT, I’m still upset/disappointed with the cover and puff piece on Glenn Beck, but I just re-subscribed for 2 more years because I enjoy KT’s threads and especially the “1000 Words” (not to mention Amy’s rips on the church). But PLEASE, no more Beck sh!t unless you expose him for the butt munch that he is.

Thinking to self:
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You know, I have more in common with President Obama than I thought. I’m the one that has to clean up the mess and I always have to watch my step!

BTW, I’m really enjoying JK’s seeing the light about the hypocrisy of the current makeup of the republican party. You earned your cookie Joe.

Following the elephant in the circus parade.

On second thought, at least I don’t have to worry about getting killed by some GOP crackpot…

You gave him another cookie?
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That was mine!

Sacred:
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What will it take to get you to sign up for a lifetime subscription?

“Following the elephant in the circus parade.”
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And the parade goes ’round in circles!

In my opinion, this comment takes the prize . . .so, so very funny!!!

Oh no, I’m not spending the rest of my life in moderation. I feel asleep sitting here. Off to bed with my impure thoughts.

That should have been “fell asleep”. Goodnight folks.

If Amy ever drops the F-Bomb, she gets a whole plate plate. My wife made oatmeal cookies last night with chocolate chips and walnuts. I was eating them as fast as they were coming out of the oven. I am the cookie monster.

I just re-subscribed for 2 more years because I enjoy KT’s threads and…
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I re-upped for the ultra-groovy duffel bag.
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…Hey, I needed a new duffel bag.

It’s hard to believe, but the media did such a horrible job of covering this trip that people on the right and the left can finally agree on something — the press is full of idiots.
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http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2009_11/021107.php

…sacred, I want to see Amy rip loose with pottymouth language too, same for KT. I’m sure dealing with us every day, let alone with Congress, must drive the Swampwomen to tears (of laughter, fury, or just plain f’ing despair …or all?).

Thanks, KT. Actually, this is the wrong photo for the China trip. THIS photo is back in DC at the Capitol. A worker is preparing the red carpet for Joe Lieberman’s grand entrance into the Senate for his vote.
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…or maybe this is for Landrieu. $100M can buy a really posh wardrobe and a red runner on the Senate steps made from the finest Chinese silk. Compared to this, Sarah’s RNC wardrobe was bought at Walmart.
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The janitor is prepping the red carpet for the cameras and Senators’ arrival for the HC vote. He turns around to see the four Swampwomen running up the carpet, giggling with delight, and seizing the chance to finally enter the Capitol via the red carpet. Alas, the janitor is too slow and stupid to get out of their way. The next photo would’ve shown an unconscious janitor lying prone on the steps, a broken broom, and a red high heel left behind. Alas, the High Sheriffs yanked this from the blog….

As the janitor cleans up after Bo following Bo’s entrance into the Great Hall, he looks back at the local crowd of Bo’s fans: shar peis, shih tzus, pekingeses, chows, etc.
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As the janitor looks back, this photo was taken immediately before Hillary grabbed the red carpet at the bottom of the steps and yanked hard. The next photo – of the taut carpet sending the janitor flying into the air – was removed from the WH Photo Blog, alas. KT, could you please speak to the High Sheriffs to restore this photo? Thank you!
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(ok, halftime’s over…. but hopefully none of the Swampwomen are stuck in the Senate chambers today covering debates or pulling teeth, I mean, prying leaked info. from sources.)

“Hey Mister Obama could you get me a job at Disneyland? I hear it’s the happiest place on earth”

grape_crush: You got a duffel bag? My grandnephew ws selling magazine subscriptions through school to raise money for his class. He gets a glow in the dark t-shirt. I got 112 weeks for $37.

OT, but I went to see 2012. Good grief! It was silly. But watching St. Peter’s fall and crush thousands of worshippers was a real hoot. Somebody in the back yelled “So much for the power of prayer”. I’m sorry if I offended anyone.