1,000 Words: Overseas Edition

“L is for Loser! And that’s you, there, you cowardly Republicans, crappin’ your drawers over Khalid Sheik Mohammed comin’ to NYC!”

They’re just holding him to his word. You know, the oceans slowing their rise and the world beginning to cool . . . .
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“Eric Holder told me that there’s no speedy trial issue with trying KSM. I am a Con Law prof, and I agree with him.”

And palininatowel, will there be extra security when KSM is tried? Answer: yes. Thus, fears of a terrorist incident would seem to be warranted . . . . but hey, nothing screams courage like risking other people’s lives . . . .

spob, how many other terrorists have been tried in NYC?

“Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is innocent until proven guilty.”

oh, ok palininatowel, let’s roll the dice some more . . . .
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are you seriously contending that a trial of KSM isn’t risky from a terrorism standpoint? Tell you what, let’s see Obama, Holder or any of the Dem senators supporting this nonsense will say that.

Congrats, spob! That’s the greatest deference I have ever seen you pay to our Constitution and our founding principles!
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You seem very afraid of the very values upon which our nation was founded…

spob, you didn’t answer the question.
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Have terrorism suspects been tried in NYC before?

German soldiers posing as US servicemen were shot as spies during WWII. Last I checked, genius, the relevant portions of the Constitution hadn’t changed since then. I don’t think KSM deserves any more than that.

the WTC guys, the African bombing guys and some others. So what? My answer presumed that. Sorry if that escaped you.

What the hell? I thought we’re making fun of greenpeace, why do we care about where KSM is tried?

And now my contribution:

Can I see the documentation of where that mask was made?

Thanks, spob. And remember all the terrorist attacks during those trials?

So let’s roll the dice when we don’t have to . . . . ok gotcha. Since security will be extra heavy to deal with the threat, it simply cannot be argued that the trial of KSM doesn’t up the risk.
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And that’s not even getting into the risks of another Lynne Stewart.

But hey palininatowel, this decision was soooooo good that they announced it on a Friday when Obama’s not even in town.
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By the way, did anyone else notice how our patriotic Obama didn’t defend the nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. What a guy.

Rejected sign:

“Au Naturale + Global Warming = Disaster”

you’re such an imbecile. you’re saying that obama should go to Japan to boast about how much we western cowboys loved nuking the sh*t out of Japan? I mean you don’t even have to like diplomacy to understand that this serves no goal. The japs don’t even have an army. You neocons never cease to surprise people.

Defending something is different than boasting about it.
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And lupercal, “japs” is considered a slur.

for the record, i do think bringing ksm slightly increases the risk of terrorism within 3 blocks of the event but for different reasons than your contusioned mind thinks. It’s not any different than when the president or a foreign official visits a locale. the higher profile.

Defending mass murder…you seriously want the president to defend mass murder that took place 60+ years ago?

apologies to those offended. But it makes very little sense for “our patriotic Obama didn’t defend the nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki”. Im frankly worried about the wiring of your brain

yogi, it was not mass murder, it was the prosecution of a defensive war.

Guys, here’s a question. Check out this from Eric “Marc Rich” Holder:
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“Holder said one factor in deciding to keep Nashiri’s case within the military justice system was that the attack targeted a U.S. warship docked in foreign territory, rather than a civilian target on American soil. Seventeen sailors were killed in the bombing.”
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Hmmmmmm. So let’s incentivize these terrorists to do their dirty work here in America. Now there’s an idea.

God, I f*cking hate Greenpeace.

” .. the attack .. in foreign territory,..”

Quiz: The Big Boot of Imperialism

Q: A crime is committed in USA, and we prosecute it in our judicial system.
A crime is committed outside the USA – on foreign soil – we insist on prosecuting it in our judicial system.

Discuss.

Food for thought:
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http://www.redstate.com/jamesgalyean/2009/11/13/the-criminal-justice-system-is-not-the-proper-place-to-determine-khalid-sheikh-mohammeds-fate/
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Given Holder’s lack of ethics, his political calculations are fair game.

” .. it was the prosecution of a defensive war. ..

So, it is OK.
Oh, yes.
That reminds me that we are in Iraq fighting a defensive war. As someone said, we have to get them there – even while they are still toddlers – before they get us here later. Never mind that we have justification for being there – just the joy of imperial carnage and plunder …

Now, if someone tries to pull that defensive number on us …

http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=OWYzNWE3ZGZjN2IxMmRiZmZkMDkyZDMxNmQ4ZGFhZTk=

well since when was it accepted military warfare norm to nuke two entire towns full of thousands upon thousands of civilians? If any other country had done it, they would be tried on international courts. We weren’t because we came out victorious, we ended up the strongest nation on the planet right after the war, and no country on the planet had an appetite for years upon years of international wrangling when 90% of their territories were destroyed.
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A lot of people have tried to move on. We’ve found all kind of justifications to learn to live with ourselves. Please, don’t give me this ‘patriotic’ bullsh*t.

Let’s pretend they’re baby seals. Get me a club.

We killed the Borgen Project. You’re next Greenpeace.

Lou Dobbs avoids the unemployment line.

Advertisement on other side:
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“Media Whores Gone Wild”

Woman on the right:
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“Shirley, if this doesn’t get me on teevee I’m sending my kid up in a balloon.”

Careful Sacred, you’re talking about our next president!
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Imagine the first debate. The fascist, the baked Alaskan, and Obama trying to play nice.

This debate is brought to you by Prozac and our good friends at Jack Daniels. Responses will be limited to 3 minutes with a 2 minute rebuttal limit on puzzled stares. There will be a ten minute session at the end where the candidates can froth at the mouth. Mr. Dobbs, the questions will be asked by our newest Supreme Court Justice.

Ladies, the President is in Asia. That’s just a guy wearing a mask. I hate to tell you this, but your day job at the sperm bank shouldn’t involve brushing and rinsing.

Man, would HE ever give you such a look if HE was listening.

I think you are confusing peta (http://www.olympicshame2010.com/Default.aspx) with greenpeace. Let’s hurt the seal hunters by boycotting maple syrup!

“God, I f*cking hate Greenpeace.” Please kill them all.
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Your friend,
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SZ.

Come on sing along:
…When it’s real…you know it’s real…

The Obama mask guy brought a sign too, but it read:
“2 dollars a gallon of gas is 2 too much”

The Obama mask guy brought a sign too, but it read:
“2 dollars for a gallon of gas is 2 too much”

Spob-Seriously, what are you so afraid of? Our system of justice can handle this. I think the terrorist win when we coward in fear. That is after all what they want that we are so afraid of them that we lose our balls at the thought of them. Stand strong. I’m with you. If our troops and law enforcement can catch em. We can take it from there.

You mean I’ve got a freezer full of dead baby seals because I mistakenly thought Greenpeace was trying to protect them? Yogi, please tell me that Greenpeace isn’t behind teabagging dolphins and spotted owls. I just sent a donation.

Woman on the left:

“Seriously, I got the local news copter on speed dial…and don’t call me Shirley.”

By the way, did anyone else notice how our patriotic Obama didn’t defend the nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. What a guy.

Why would he or anyone defend it? It is indefensible, not just on moral grounds (specifically attacking a civilian population), but also on military grounds. The United States Strategic Bombing Survey filed on July 1st, 1946, concluded:

Based on a detailed investigation of all the facts, and supported by the testimony of the surviving Japanese leaders involved, it is the Survey’s opinion that certainly prior to 31 December 1945, and in all probability prior to 1 November 1945, Japan would have surrendered even if the atomic bombs had not been dropped, even if Russia had not entered the war, and even if no invasion had been planned or contemplated.

There was never a good reason, real or imagined, to drop the atomic bombs. It was hastily done to justify the expenditure of the Manhattan Project and as political cover in case the public found out about atomic weapons after the war (to head off riots about why they weren’t used, etc). It is impossible to argue otherwise – unless you fall back on “they thought different back then” or “they did what they thought necessary” or whatever, which can easily be used to defend the Rape of Nanking and similar atrocities.

They should have known that when the donors paid them that something was up.

Woman on the right: “Five years of college, dad taking out a second mortgage and working two jobs was worth getting a sweet gig like this.”

Spob-You and your pals at Red State need to Calm down. A public trial will show these people we are not afraid of them. Think about it.

No joking, I just watched Alberto Gonzales! on the Situation Room talking about how KSM is a “war criminal” b/c 3000 civilians were killed. Wolfie pooh said boo. As if the considerably larger #s of civilians US forces have killed in our endless multiplex war did not exist/did not mark our own esteemed leaders as, duh, f’ing war criminals.

i fear the individual is no longer amongst us.
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Prolly off scavenging for more vitriol lol.

That is kind of an odd argument coming from a criminal. But I guess we will ignore Gonzales many crimes none of which he will ever be tried for.

Those guys at Redstate were once pretty brave when our troops were fighting them over there. I wonder what happen that they are now so afraid? Is it the possibility of jury duty?

Takes a war criminal to spot a war criminal?

Is Alberto still looking for a job? I swear he asked me if I wanted fries with my order last summer.

God Bless America! The greatest nation on earth. Land of the free because of the brave.

Seriously, why are Republicans such bedwetters?

Amen.

How is Alberto Gonzales a war criminal?

Paul Watson, is that you?

Oh I’m not calling Gonzo a war criminal, I’m just asking the question.

Seriously, why are lefties such cowards?

While my pt. was macro hypocrisy (and the toxic banality of Wolfie and the discredited Al-Gon getting a prominent soapbox…), you don’t think he’s a W-C, SZ?
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http://in.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idINLT53678920090329?sp=true

Seriously, where the hell are my keys? They were on the dining room table just a little while ago.

Sticks and stones kids… Can’t you guys unify to make fun of some greenpeace hippies? It’s the holidays for god’s sake!

Among 100s of quotes plastered on my walls:
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“Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.”
-G.B. Shaw
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“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.”
-Samuel Johnson
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“Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.”
-Oscar Wilde
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“Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism–how passionately I hate them!”
-Albert Einstein

OK. I’ll throw a few more jabs at Greenpeace before I take my shower, head off to bed and finish reading The Last Days of Krypton.

You locked them in your car sacred. I’d call a locksmith pronto, ’cause your windows are down and it looks like rain.

Guys, when is the media going to start reporting on this?
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Han_shot_first

Ask not what a pain in the ass bunch of clowns with too much time on their hands can do for you. Ask yourself if this is really how you want to spend your life.

Thank God I keep a spare key in my wallet. Got any idea where I put my wallet?

C’mon Shirley. We’re having a bonfire to get rid of a bunch of old tires and plastic lawn furniture.

Let’s throw this sign in the river. It’s too heavy to carry back to the hotel.

it could harm the whales.

It must be Crap Your Pants Friday on Swampland.

Oil vey!

Code pink would be proud, jcap.

Oregon JC:
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You know, it’s probably my fault that I have to say this, but I don’t always ask rhetorical questions.
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It doesn’t say that the Spanish are going to prosecute Al for war crimes.
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Is that what’s happening?

There’s nothing wrong with loving your country in a non-pathological way, Oregon JC.

So where did they try Timothy McVeigh and Greg Nickels, anyway?

Well, 2/3rds of a terrorist, this is a 180-degree turn for you, isn’t it, given that not a few days ago you ranted, advocating overthrowing the US government, threatening a commenter, and implicitly supporting terrorism.
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So which is the real you, 2/3rds of a terrorist?

Wow spob, yer on a roll. How many presidents besides Obama didn’t defend the nuking of those two cities.
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For that matter, why is it that we still remain the only country to have ever used nuclear weapons in war? Food for thought, there, spob.
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And on the other matter with Palininatowel, just where was Timothy McVeigh tried? Are you going to tell me that right wing terrorists are somehow “different” or “safer” than Al Queda terrorists?
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It worked for Timothy McVeigh, spob.
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And he kiled 10 times as many people who were totally innocent and defenseless.
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It is food for thought, but you’re gonna have to chew really hard to garf this one down…

Rush Limbaugh talking to self:
…Damn. It took me a whole weeks worth of liposuction and handfuls of speed to get into this suit, and I’ll be damned if Obama steals the stage from me while he’s overseas…
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Hey! Obama! Take this, you loser!

“There’s nothing wrong with loving your country in a non-pathological way, Oregon JC.”
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Perhaps, but I’m wary of anyone advertising said love.

LOL!!!

oops -53, I meant to say fecal pellets. There’s something you can relate to. The only thing you can relate to.

jcapan:
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Stuart is wrong on this one (no offense intended, SZ!).
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2/3rds said this:
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http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/11/06/lol/#comment-108380

I’m wary of anyone advertising said love
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Well said. Jingoism is a corrupter.

Well, 2/3rds, in this case I can give you the whole shebang and you still soundly kicked your own arse.
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It is wonderful of you to provide me with the fodder that helps me prove your hypocritical nature on the subjects of patriotism, sedition, terrorism, and more.
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You can toss all the turds you want at me, but hells bells, 2/3rds of a terrorist, your credibility on any of these subjects stinks rather badly.
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For all to see, in your own words!
http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/11/06/lol/#comment-108380

Don’t life just stink, 2/3rds of a terrorist?

As for me, it’s sunny, 39 degrees, the house is warm, my wife is asleep, I’m up to my neck in work, coffee is brewing, and things are good.
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For me, at least…

Have you considered applying for a job with Al Queda, 2/3rds?
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After all, they hate the US Government too…

Leave peta alone you guys! Cats & Dogs have pollical powers too!
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And we need to send an animal grinder through there before we pave it over because baby seals aren’t the only source of protein McDonalds uses.
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Pretty soon, that will be the only constituency the GOP will have left after all the old white guys pass on…

“God f*cking”
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” .. God Bless America! .. “

Suppose there is no god .. what then?

” .. God Bless America ..”

Quick! Save your carcass! Repent! Say:

“Yahweh Bless America”

For it is said that there is no god but YAHWEH.
And those who worship any other are fit for death by stoning …

” .. The greatest nation on earth. Land of the free because of the brave.

Quiz:
Where do you find citizens who sing such praises to their motherland: Cuba, Sweden, Ethiopia, Kosovo, Spain, Zimbabwe, France, USA, Kenya, UK, Vietnam, Russia, Haiti, ..

Answer:
1) None of the above
2) All the above

Rahm: Survival? Greepeace? Hell, NO! #@!)^%! Crank up that Chaos!

And then you die …

(as surely as any of the kids killed by the drones cruise missiles and stealth bombers in the Middle East – with the compliments of the USA taxpayer … like you. … )

yogi: ” .. Can’t you guys unify to make fun of some greenpeace hippies? ..”

Maybe finally we have the uneasy feeling that the much maligned Greenpeace may be onto something – big and frightful.

Yes.

Don’t remind me cfuk!
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I’m 55 already and I got one foot in the grave. How much longer do I have, anyway?
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And then it comes down to whether:
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a. God wants to toast my heart on a stick
b. The devil wants to toast my heart on a stick
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or, even if there were no God, then, I have this worry:
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c. Republicans want to toast my heart on a stick.
d. Some Amazonian tribesman is just plain old hungry and wants to toast my heart on a stick.
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The choices, the choices…

The one thing he did was to say “…because of the brave…” rather than “…home of the brave…” because he wan’t to make sure that everyone understands that he is the brave one and everyone else is free because of it.
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Not my idea of how this country rolls…

Boy you sure do hate your country eh c-puck? Just another anti-american turd, rendering yourself more insignifigant each day. Have you hugged your Koran lately?

And the background noise continues.

And who in the hell is Greg Nickels?

It’s ok, 2/3rds of a terrorist. Really, it is.
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You’ve left enough ammo lying around for everyone to pick up and take pot shots at you. Hell, I don’t even need to rebut at this point.
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Why should I hog all the fun?

Oops. Terry Nichols.
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Note to self:
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Keep terrorists properly sorted from mayors. Homophones suck when rummaging around looking for stuff in memory…

A legend in your own mind.

Yet more</b Repub bedwetting:
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/11/illinois-the-next-gitmo.html

When are you guys gonna sack up?

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” ..you do hate your country ..”

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“you”? You do want to write “Rahm”, right?

“your country”? You do want to write “Greenpeace”, right?

53_3 @ 1: 20 pm ” .. Have you considered applying for a job with Al Queda, 2/3rds? After all, they hate the US Government too…”.

2thirdsrocks @5:10 pm: ” .. Boy you sure do hate your country eh c-puck? .. Have you hugged your Koran lately?

You learn fast, 2/3.
[Or should the word be “regurgitate”?

===off topic, totally
Now, if FLOTUS had accompanied POTUS to the Far East, then we would have seen a glorious photo of her in a kimono fashion at one of the state receptions.

FLOTUS in a kimono!

Who knows – maybe that guy who is pre-occupied with FLOTUS fashion would have something to worry about …

I know. One of those transcendental moments that threw me into a fit of religious ecstacy. It might just have been the meds kicking in too though.

“Homophones suck”
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What are they going to come up with next? I don’t even have a cell phone and now they have homophones? OK. Are they any good and how much do they cost? What do you clean them with?

Weeeell, sacred it’s like this:
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i’ll have to get back to you on that one…

Ssshhhhh! Not so loud, cfukara!
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He’s head of the fashion police, and he takes his job very seriously.
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A little birdie told me…

Ok. Out for a quick toke. Back now. Answers.
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Homophones that blow.
Yes.
No, and three easy payments of 29.99.
Pipe cleaners.
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I hope this helps.
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Thank you in advance…

I’m thinking more along the lines of a moo-moo. And something to cover that scary mug.

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