1,000 Words: Yamming It Up

Brooks Kraft forwards this photo as grist for our regular 1,000 Words feature:

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The actual caption:

First lady Michelle Obama holds a sweet potato as she harvests vegetables from the garden with children from Washington’s Bancroft and Kimball Elementary schools, on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington.

Related Topics: sweet potatoes, vegetables, White House garden, yams, Uncategorized, White House
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  • palininatowel

    “This is one of the white babies Barack and I eat for dinner every night.”

    (I am playing a Tea Bagger for Halloween.)

  • spob

    Michelle Obama–looking better than she did when she wore the garish cocktail dress to the Medal of Honor ceremony.

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  • tstar3

    Your most virulent haters are usually your biggest fans. Hi SPOB:)

  • spob

    For those who may have forgotten the stunning lack of decency:
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    http://www.punditandpundette.com/2009/09/what-not-to-wear-to-medal-of-honor.html
    .
    I don’t know which was worse, that, or doing the photo-op thing (i.e., politicizing the dead) at Dover.

  • deconstructiva

    Thanks, KT. Sorry if I haven’t contributed much useful stuff to HC debates / rants this week, but I’ll add to “1000 words.”
    .
    (My costume will be a Twilight-inspired vampire.)

  • tstar3

    Look. We found Dick Cheney’s heart.

  • deconstructiva

    Inspired by Sarah Palin’s church, Michelle is learning to be a witch doctor too. Alas, sacrificing vegetables is NOT the same as sacrificing turkeys and wolves. Memo to Michelle: study the sacrifices of Cain and Abel. Veggies don’t cut it, girl.

  • spob

    I’ve provided a link, tstar3, please tell me you’re not such a Kool-Aid drinker that you think the dress is acceptable.

  • deconstructiva

    Michelle tries to teach human anatomy with vegetable examples – yam for stomach as shown. Alas, the lessons with melons and cucumbers didn’t go so well, especially when the conservative parents found out.

  • spob

    Nah, that’s tstar’s brain.

  • http://www.simonvinkenoog.nl/beeld/Yogi%20-%20Annelies%20Rigter.jpg yogi

    Oh no! Government run healthcare operation to remove the gallbladder actually took out the whole stomach!

  • palininatowel

    A note about the photo… Let’s think back to the last major political photo opp that involved a traditional Thanksgiving food.

  • square1

    Actually, I think that is a sweet potato and not a yam.

  • http://www.simonvinkenoog.nl/beeld/Yogi%20-%20Annelies%20Rigter.jpg yogi

    That yam will create a lot of tasty sweet potato fries.

  • deconstructiva

    “Kids, screw eating healthy. I’m telling ya, sweet potato French fries are ohmygod sooo good…”
    .
    Michelle is about to demonstrate for the kids how to prepare a freshly dug yam for dinner. Next will follow Sarah Palin demonstrating how to prepare a live turkey.

  • spob

    Are you talking about the fake turkey? You’ve got to be kidding. I was in the Navy. They always did a fake turkey for decoration, and you got the real thing for chow.

  • http://www.simonvinkenoog.nl/beeld/Yogi%20-%20Annelies%20Rigter.jpg yogi

    Aren’t they pretty much the same thing? Either way, they’re delicious.

  • spob

    Yeah, White Castle does sweet potato fries from time to time–yummy.

  • spob

    So guys, what do we think of Michelle Obama’s garish cocktail dress at the posthumous Medal of Honor ceremony?

  • spob

    By the way, tstar, does pointing out the dress make me a hater?

  • alaskanturkey

    “Eat the sheep’s stomach children so that you may gain its’ power.”

  • http://www.simonvinkenoog.nl/beeld/Yogi%20-%20Annelies%20Rigter.jpg yogi

    Using gloves in the garden? What an elitist. In ‘Merica we use the dirt from our hands as seasoning.

  • palininatowel

    No, spob, I’m talking every Republican male’s fantasy gal, Sarah Palin.

  • palininatowel

    spob, you’re obsessing on a dress. What is it you really want?

  • alaskanturkey

    “I’ve named it ‘chestburster’”

  • http://www.simonvinkenoog.nl/beeld/Yogi%20-%20Annelies%20Rigter.jpg yogi

    “And now for another tradition of Halloween, blowing up various vegetables….I present the sweet potato”

  • http://www.simonvinkenoog.nl/beeld/Yogi%20-%20Annelies%20Rigter.jpg yogi

    “Ooh, close little Billy, but ‘potatoe’ has an ‘e’ at the end of it, right former VP Quayle?”

  • slowp

    Teabagger larva.

  • spob

    This from someone with the tag “palininatowel”?
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  • cfukara

    Perhaps KT plays it safe: “yam” is pretty simple spelling.
    She didn’t want to end up as the talk of the town like that big-shot right wing nut who couldn’t spell ‘potatoe’ – or something like that …

  • kbanginmotown

    Darn tootin’ ! Juss like we clear’d brush…on our ranch…barehandid…fer a month…
    .
    Say, whut wuz that there intel’genz briefin’ about, anyways?

  • cfukara

    Maybe FLOTUS has a green thumb, really …

  • palininatowel

    Good lord! You’re right! That is my handle here!
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    One thing about those damn colored women… They love to wear garish dresses and big hats!

  • spob

    Oh, that’s right, I need to report these kids to recovery.gov–the stimulus has created jobs for 40 agricultural workers.
    .
    http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/2009/10/23076923_spent_per_stimulus_jo.asp

  • spob

    Amazing, you cannot defend her behavior (because it is indefensible), so you impute racism to me.
    .
    Weak.

  • kbanginmotown

    Hey kids, this here is a “common ‘tater” – delicious roasted with butter and sour cream.
    .
    Now, if it had grown on the right-side of the garden, near the hemlock and nightshade, we’d have to drive a clove of garlic through it on a silver butter knife…but, I digress…

  • stuartzechman

    Look, children, I’ve just unearthed the corpse of radical leftist Dede Scozzofava.

    The Working Families Party, an ACORN front group whose ballot line Newt Gingrich-endorsed radical leftist Dede Scozzafava has embraced on multiple occasions, is up to no good again.

    link to the Wrath of Maglalang here

  • palininatowel

    “Defend her behavior?” Because you don’t like her dress choice?
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    Hilarious, spob.

  • palininatowel

    Susan Collins is a socialist!

  • spob

    Are you kidding? She wore a garish cocktail dress (and there’s a link upthread) to a posthumous Medal of Honor ceremony. You don’t see how utterly classless that is?

  • alaskanturkey

    “After an exhaustive search we’ve finally begun to uncover the remains of Glenn Beck’s young victim.”

  • 53_3

    Michelle, muttering to herself
    Damn!
    .
    speaking out loud
    Children, look away, please!
    .
    turning to cameraman
    It appears that Levi did have a mishap while unfurling his johnson last week while overflying my husband’s basketball game last week!
    .
    Eeeewwwww!

  • palininatowel

    Bizarre, spob. You think that Michelle Obama is guilty of a fashion faux pas, and that she stained the presidency and our nation because of it.
    .
    Weird. You, indeed, are obsessing. You’re becoming as loony and fixated as Orly Taitz and the birthers.
    .
    (By the way, that would be a great band name: Orly Taitz and The Birthers.)

  • 53_3

    Must be. Some paleozoologists have discussed the possibility that teabaggers are stem-group Ecdysozoa, retaining some of the ontogeny that these creatures exhibited some 630,000,000 years ago.
    .
    This proves it….

  • spob

    I “think” that Obama is guilty of a “fashion faux pas”? Are you kidding? A fashion faux pas is showing up post labor day for some event in a white dress (scary that I know that). Showing up at a posthumous Medal of Honor ceremony dressed like that? That’s just wrong.
    .
    Man, is Kool-Aid really that tasty?

  • palininatowel

    “Wrong?” Because…

  • 53_3

    Nah, that’s Rush Limbaugh’s copulation device. It’s a wee bit gnarled by being sucked on by 22,000,000 dittoheads, but apparently still perfectly serviceable.
    .
    See scientific discussion on this find’s aspects on the early history of the phylum Ecdysozoa at 18.

  • 53_3

    That’s sweet potato Freedom Fries to you, deconstructiva!
    .
    You shameless Obama supporter…

  • spob

    53_3, you sure you’re not off by say, 100,000,000 years?

  • 53_3

    spob:
    .
    Do you mind if I point out that the expression fashion police is an expression, and nothing more?

  • spob

    I don’t know, because her choice of attire was equivalent to showing up at a funeral in a t-shirt.
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    If you can’t get that, palininatowel, then you’re dumber than I thought.

  • spob

    Guys, her dress was tacky and rude and completely inappropriate for the solemness of the occasion.
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    It’s not a matter of fashion police or fashion faux pas.

  • deconstructiva

    “…so kids, if you just watch tv all day and don’t exercise and study hard in school, this is what you’ll become, a vegetable. A sweet potato, to be exact …a succulent, mouth-watering… oh yes …scrumptious plate of crispy sweet potato fries …oooohhhh baby… which please me way more than …my husband, whew …kids, I’ll be right back….”
    .
    “Mrs. Obama, my mom said if she were President we wouldn’t have to eat vegetables, we can just rough it on moose chili, smoked salmon, and turkey.”
    “Oh, yeah, well you can just tell that little …your mom, ahem… that this sweet potato will be President before she will, ha!”

  • palininatowel

    Okay, spob, if you say so. I am sure Fox News covered the subject in-depth. You should watch the video in Sherer’s piece, below, of Jon Stewart’s take on Fox “News.”
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    Your trumped-up indignation over Michelle Obama’s dress choice reminds me of the Fox News piece on the New Jersey school kids’ song-singing that was labeled “indoctrination” by the giant brains at Fox.
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    Maybe folks like you (the 23% of America that still calls itself “Republican”) can get your knickers in a knot over something like that, but the rest of America just looks at you and laughs at your bizarre obsession.
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    As I note upthread, you’re beginning to border on Taitz territory…

  • queencersei

    I will agree that the dress probably would not have been my first choice for that type of event. Shoes looked good though. What were the other people at the event wearing? Paticularly other civilian women? We need more of a context of her surroundings. More photos (including of the guests) please!

  • grape_crush

    “Good God, it’s like Denny Hastert was prepping his own liver to make foie gras…”

  • 53_3

    I think I could see giving you 75,000,000 years later, but not 100,000,000.
    .
    Clearly, there are Ecdysozoa in the Ediacaran period, and also molluscs, so the last common ancestor predate that.
    .
    I think to put the divergance at 530,000,000 years is very unlikely, as advanced Ecdysozoa such as Opabinia and other more traditional Ecdysozoa were already extant by that time. In Ediacaran times, the presence of Spriggina floundersi clearly indicates that it must be sometime before 553,000,000 years.
    .
    But, I do have to agree, divergence times are not widely agreed upon as yet. My opinion is that the divergence took place before the Marinoan Glaciation, but that may not necessarily be true.

  • spob

    I see the true believers are out in force today. Have a good weekend.

  • spob

    A lot of conjecture pre-snowballs, n’est-ce pas?

  • Exiled_At_Home (formerly Neo)

    That was a pretty gaudy display for a MoH ceremony.

  • 53_3

    First lady Michelle Obama gingerly holds Levi’s still-swollen johnson as she harvests vegetables from the garden with children from Washington’s Bancroft and Kimball Elementary schools, on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington.
    .
    The find startled several of the White House staff, who are at a loss as to how it wound up in the White House garden.
    .
    Homeland security is investigating…

  • http://www.simonvinkenoog.nl/beeld/Yogi%20-%20Annelies%20Rigter.jpg yogi

    Does that make me unAmerican for liking her dress? Much better than some pants suit that others have been known to wear…

  • billiecat

    Back from Bizzaro-land (what should she have worn, spob? A chador?), here are my lame contributions . . .
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    “Tuber or not tuber?”
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    “I yam what I yam and that’s all that I yam!”

  • palininatowel

    spob, we agree on the “true believers” part. As I note in my post, above, only the crazed 23% are obsessing on what Michelle Obama wore to a Medal of Honor ceremony.
    .
    And that damn judge in California must be a Kool-Aid drinker, too, because he threw out Orly’s latest wackadoodle lawsuit.
    .
    Are you still getting the secret messages beamed in through your fillings?

  • bobell

    Spob does have a point, in this instance, about the tastelessness of Michelle’s attire, although he does seem unduly obsessed by it. I’d rate it as possibly the biggest politico-fashion faux pas since Dick Cheney wore a parka to ceremonies at Auschwitz.
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    That said, BFD.

  • spob

    Cheney wore the parka because of his heart condition. It was bitterly cold that day, which, absent warm clothing, is not so good for the ticker.

  • tstar3

    Sure does. The soldiers’ mom wore red…should she have worn all black. There was hooting and hollering when the president mentioned “Jared’s boys” should that have been outlawed. If you look up the story after the Montis’ got home they told their local paper that Michelle was gracious, very gracious. Do you think they cared if she came in a paper bag. My beef is that you guys never look at the substance and only look at the visuals…and you harp on Obama’s supporters as kool aid drinkers because they are…wait for it…only fixated on the visuals. As the great philosopher Stephen Colbert said…PICK A SIDE WE ARE AT WAR.

  • tstar3

    Hey Spob take a gander http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/3993796943/

    This is what matters.

    FOR ALL THOSE WHO WANT TO SEE MICHELLE’S DRESS HERE IS A GOOD PICTURE.

  • kbanginmotown

    Haha! Wow!
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    Kindof like wearing a parka in remembrance of the victims of Auschwitz… (link)
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    What a maroon!!1!

  • billiecat

    Looking at photos of the ceremony, as opposed to a picture of the Obamas headed to it, I see that Michelle was in the audience. I also note that it was a presentation of a medal, and not a funeral, and the soldier’s mother herself was wearing a red jacket, not a black dress. Michelle’s dress, though colorful, looks good on her, and as she was in the audience and not participating, I don’t think it was in any way inappropriate. Who, besides the faux outrage-o-rama crew, has said otherwise?

  • 53_3

    Well, the Snowballs did appear to introduce higher levels of oxygen in the water, and many paleos believe that bursts of evolutionary innovation were aided by oxygenated cold water. The biochemical
    .
    Also, molecular clocks generally put the divergence times at around 750,000,000 and 600,000,000 years, though these clocks are pretty crude.

  • Exiled_At_Home (formerly Neo)

    It is a widely agreed upon norm that one wear, pardon the term, ‘conservative’ attire to funerals and, certainly, a posthumous Medal of Honor ceremony. Pure and simple. Obsessing over Mrs. Obama’s lack of propriety in this regard is not necessary, however, it appears to be directly related to certain commentator’s odd views that she was wholly within tasteful bounds to wear such a gaudy, loud, and inappropriate dress and to make obscene suggestions as to Spob’s motives for pointing out what he sees as an offensive lack of respect. The only reason this has gone on for as long as it has is because certain individuals strangely wish to challenge this view.

  • palininatowel

    spob, from a contemporaneous article in the Washington Post at the time of Cheney’s parka faux pas:
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    The ceremony at the Nazi death camp was outdoors, so those in attendance, such as French President Jacques Chirac and Russian President Vladimir Putin, were wearing dark, formal overcoats and dress shoes or boots. Because it was cold and snowing, they were also wearing gentlemen’s hats. In short, they were dressed for the inclement weather as well as the sobriety and dignity of the event.
    .
    The vice president, however, was dressed in the kind of attire one typically wears to operate a snow blower.

    It reminded one of the way in which children’s clothes are inscribed with their names before they are sent away to camp. And indeed, the vice president looked like an awkward boy amid the well-dressed adults.
    .
    Like other attendees, the vice president was wearing a hat. But it was not a fedora or a Stetson or a fur hat or any kind of hat that one might wear to a memorial service as the representative of one’s country. Instead, it was a knit ski cap, embroidered with the words “Staff 2001.” It was the kind of hat a conventioneer might find in a goodie bag.
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    It is also worth mentioning that Cheney was wearing hiking boots — thick, brown, lace-up ones. Did he think he was going to have to hike the 44 miles from Krakow — where he had made remarks earlier in the day — to Auschwitz?

    .
    As for your bogus “herat condition” excuse for Cheney, it’s just that — bogus. Also form the article:
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    Just last week, in a frigid, snow-dusted Washington, Cheney sat outside through the entire inauguration without so much as a hat and without suffering frostbite. And clearly, Cheney owns a proper overcoat. The world saw it during his swearing-in as vice president. Cheney treated that ceremony with the dignity it deserved — not simply through his demeanor, but also through his attire. Would he have dared to take the oath of office with a ski cap on? People would have justifiably considered that an insult to the office, the day, the country.

    .
    And you want to call others, “Kool-Aid drinkers?”
    .
    Too funny…

  • Matt

    “Just picking up Joe Lieberman’s Hanukkah gift…”

    http://www.political-buzz.com/

  • tstar3

    Shame on you blob that resembles more of a heart or a kidney because it looks as though veins were disconnected with one long middle area…a brain has a cerebellum and a cerebrum and it is blueish with a tint of yellow…YOU FAIL

  • deconstructiva

    …and while Michelle was on camera discussing vegetables with the children, a WH chef was seen over her left shoulder shoving a still-quivering giant sweet potato into the funnel-shaped Veg-O-Matic, cranking the handle slowly …all while Michelle kept prattling on and on and on. Fox News ran this story with 24-7 updates for a month. Bill O’Reilly issued a Special Comment. The YouTube hits alone set a new record.

  • palininatowel

    Exiled, I only responded to spob because he posted the same thing twice in this thread. Yes, he is obsessing. One can argue the appropriateness of Obama;s attire at the event, but spob wanted to have a conversation about it. Why esle would spob post a comment seeking response twice?
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    And then spob goes and lies about Cheney’s parka wearing at Auschwitz.
    .
    By the way, the ceremony in question was held on September 15. So spob’s choice to seek comments on it in this particular blog entry is certainly odd, would you agree?

  • deconstructiva

    Michelle earlier accepted Sarah Palin’s helicopter flight invitation, not knowing it was a hunting trip. She refused to shoot wolves but nailed a bulls-eye into the now-dead sweet potato she’s displaying to the everyone.

  • 53_3

    I’m generally not much interested in whether she was or wasn’t. Either way, I don’t think it is very important at all.
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    There’s been so much faux outrage from the Spittle-and-Froth crowd over virtually every aspect of the Obama’s life that I basically wish they’d just bust an aorta or two, run up massive medical bills, and be forced to file bankruptcy and live in penury for the rest of their lives while the rest of us move on to really important things.
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    Spob is entitled to his opinions, but in reality, it’s not going to amount to a hill of beans, or even a yam that looks like a priapulid worm that had swallowed a sea cucumber.
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    So fockitall. I’m just going to go for the humor…

  • Exiled_At_Home (formerly Neo)

    Mr. Cheney looked like a damn fool, to be sure. Although not entirely unexpected, given that he is a fool. On this, we agree. However, the relevance of Mrs. Obama’s attire is, I would say, not in question given that this is a 1000 Words thread, and thus pretty much fair game for all. Spob began this with “Michelle Obama–looking better than she did when she wore the garish cocktail dress to the Medal of Honor ceremony.” I’d say benign enough. It has snowballed well beyond its shelf-life, though, at this point.

  • palininatowel

    Oh, now, Exiled, you conveniently ignore spob’s second posting on the subject — the post that starts off this very thread:
    .

    So guys, what do we think of Michelle Obama’s garish cocktail dress at the posthumous Medal of Honor ceremony?

    .

    As for your determination of what is too much, I liken it to spob’s determination of Michelle Obama’s fashion sense.

  • Exiled_At_Home (formerly Neo)

    As I said, being a 1000 Words thread, all is fair game, even, *gasp*, a less than supportive view of Mrs. Obama’s propriety. As for your determination that my preference to see this topic dwindle to the annals of history is as ill-conceived as Spob’s “obsession” with the “colored” woman’s attire, I would ask: aren’t you yourself making a determination about what is too much in your espousal of Spob’s “obsession?” Clearly, by obsessing, you imply he has gone overboard, much as this entire waste of dialogue has.

  • palininatowel

    Exiled,
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    Oh, to be judged!
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    Clearly, by obsessing, you imply he has gone overboard, much as this entire waste of dialogue has.

    .
    Thanks for your contribution!

  • deconstructiva

    “…whew, I’m so glad I didn’t dig this up while wearing THAT cocktail dress. I already get enough scrutiny from the media….”

  • Exiled_At_Home (formerly Neo)

    My most sincere pleasure. I’m off to watch hockey. Is it 7pm in Minnesota, yet? Oh well. Soon enough.

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  • tkoa

    The dangerous and elusive potato snake is finally caught by the intrepid explorer Michelle Obama.

  • themaverickformerlyknownasbasilbrush

    We found the Republican Health Care Plan!

  • sacredh

    Michelle tries to pass off the Cheney/Limbaugh love child to an unwitting bystander.

  • http://tinselwing.wordpress.com/ nicteis

    The caption is the cry of back garden vegetable growers everywhere:
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    “As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.”

  • sacredh

    FTW

  • sacredh

    OK kids. We got Beck’s prostate out. Does anybody know how to cook it?

  • sacredh

    OT, but we went to see Paranormal Activity this evening. Very very lame. It stunk.

  • dunedweller

    Barack: Michelle, what are you yammering on about now?

    Instead of clamming, the Obama’s go yamming

    Michelle: I put the *sweet* in potato! Happy Halloween children… throw this bad boy in your treat bag!

    That’s a spuda from another mudda!

    Sasha and Malia: Gross, now mom’s gonna make us eat that thing!

  • dunedweller

    Michelle: Children, this is your brain on drugs…

  • cfukara

    Yippie!

    for eight long years
    while we waited
    with GOP nuttery
    In the peoples White House

    relieved!

    even yam ‘n potato
    final-ly proud
    they grow and prosper ,,,
    ‘n make America proud

  • cfukara

    Make that:
    “for eight lean years”

  • cfukara

    Those bloggers who, with abundant faith, BELIEVE – nay, swear – that chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows may not know this.
    Lost in all these 1,000 words is the sense of wonder that many of those inner-city kids were experiencing – witnessing the miracle of life from seed to seedling to harvest and maybe back to seed.

    Missing? The drums, dance, song and moonshine, I mean carrot juice, to celebrate the harvest …

  • cfukara

    FLOTUS(approaching the news bums): Hey guys, look at this baby! This is a ..

    Brooks(triumphantly): I know it! I saw it in the movie, eh, “Star Wars”. Yes, a baby slug of that slug thing in a land far far away. It doesn’t move! Is it dead? Still born?

    FLOTUS (looking at Brooks patiently): This is a potato, sweet potato.

    Brooks(with a puzzled near-simian frown): Oh.

    FLOTUS: You know – like in potato fries ..

    Brooks: Surely you jest, FLOTUS. Everyone knows that fries come from the fast food joints – and they are yellowish and have lots of yummy oil and salt on them. They don’t come from dirt! That thing is, is, gross!

    FLOTUS regards Brooks Kreep for a long while – then sets the peoples’ Bo on him.

  • sacredh

    The President chose the First Lady to launch his Cash for Carbohydrates program.

  • 53_3

    I know, sacred. I know.
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    Look at it this way:
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    Can you imagine that the likes of Beck, Hannity, Limbaugh, or O’Reilly actually having a childhood?!?!?!
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    Uh, don’t answer that question, sacred.
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    At least now we know something about the teabaggers’ pre-metamorphic ontogeny. What we are still missing is the spore and chrysalis states.
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    There is ample evidence that some of the earliest insects, including Blattoida (roaches), had teabaggers as precursors.
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    With Michelle finding the missing link between teabaggers and primitive cnidarian (molluscan?) forbears, she might just win a real Nobel prize!

  • 53_3

    Does this mean I can have liposuction to get rid of my beer belly for free?
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    Hot damn…

  • sacredh

    The liposuction itself is free. However…
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    The fat itself must be at least 10 years old.
    It must have been in your possession for the past year.
    Your new stomach must get better mileage.

  • sacredh

    While the republican forensics team works in the background trying to prove that the sweet potato was not actually born in the White House garden, Michelle prepares to peel the object in question.

  • sacredh

    Michelle: “Kids, we grew this ourselves and it shows what a little hard work can produce.”

    Charlie Wilson: “You LIE!”

  • sacredh

    Children, this sweet potato is both more intelligent and useful than a teabagger.

  • sacredh

    The young republican girl turns away in disgust because the sweet potato is not wearing a flag pin.

  • dunedweller

    Brooks: this is fantastic potato op!

    Barack: Michelle… nice tatas, er, i mean tatoes

    Michelle wanted some foil to bake the potato in, but was told that all the stores in DC had run out of tin foil during the 9/12 march.

  • cfukara

    Behold – a genuine, grown-in-the-USA all-American yam! [Those puny yam-wannabe thingys you see in markets and grocery stores are grown by Republicans ..]

  • dunedweller

    Children, this sweet potato is what gave John Bohner the inspiration for his signature shade of spray tan.

  • Exiled_At_Home (formerly Neo)

    Ha!

  • kbanginmotown

    SNAP!

  • 53_3

    Oh, sh!t! This is Chertoff’s empathy gland!
    .
    Now I know the real reason behind the Katrina debacle…

  • sacredh

    Michelle! Bury the damned thing in hallowed ground and sow the earth with salt.

  • sacredh

    It’s the spawn of Michael Myers and Ann Coulter. Really, who else would climb in the sack with her?

  • 53_3

    Michelle
    Dr. Oz! Look at this!
    .
    I think this is one of GWB’s.uh, “droppings”!
    .
    Dr. Oz
    Well, it’s certainly interesting, Michelle. It’s not in an ‘S’ shape like a healthy buttsnake, and it certainly looks like it took a while to pinch it off. It’s not really a very healthy color, either.
    .
    Hmmm…
    .

  • sacredh

    I think it’s one of Cheney’s droppings. I never bought that story about him lifting his own boxes and throwing his back out. He pinched out that behemoth and couldn’t walk for 3 days.

  • cfukara

    spob
    ” .. … her dress was tacky and rude and completely inappropriate for the solemness of the occasion. ..”

    “completely inappropriate”!
    And of course, spob determines what is “appropriate”. So, what dress code does spob have in place for “completely appropriate” dressing?

    We have an idea: Here is a fashion which spob would recommend widely.

    http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk154/fashiontoast/91503735.jpg

    Never mind that the wearer thereby walks on her toes unnaturally, daintily – with her behind jutting back somewhat (like that of quadrupeds that likewise walk on their toes). Such is a posture which greatly pleases lecherous old goats (not including spob, we presume).
    Never mind that the wearers soon suffer from broken ankle bones, strained leg muscles and/or strained spines: Since it pleases the lecherous goats, hence sexist goats shall get what goats wants.

    You may remember that at some time, in China, an attractive maiden – who had any plans to find herself a husband – had to spot pencil-thin, muscle-deficient legs that she could hardly stand on.

    —————–off topic, a wee bit
    You know you are an imperial exterminator if you prefer adulturers, fornicators and other unsavory characters to a people’s Daughters of the Revolution

  • 53_3

    It looks like his entire colon.
    .
    It would take more than a pencil to work that one out!

  • 53_3

    Oh, look, dear!
    .
    It’s wagging it’s tail!

  • cfukara

    Soon after losing the battle to indoctrinate our school kids with socialist propaganda about staying in school (PHEW!),studying hard (EEEK!), respecting teachers (EEWW!!) and obeying parents (HA!), the Obamas are at it AGAIN!

    This time the Obamas have hatched an insidious plan to indoctrinate our kids with gross socialist messages about eating drab, horrible veggies (yuk!) and wasting energy in patently anti-green exercising (groan!)

    The Obamas even would have our kids growing their own food so as to bypass the good American middlemen and big agro-business trying to make a good capitalist buck! They want to put those good Americans out of work so that there is an even larger demand for their big-government socialist programs!

    Gosh!
    And we thought that the ranks of that “indoctrination of kids” racket are populated only by the likes of nasty Stalins, Máo Zédōngs, the god-save-the-queen-yapping Canadian/Australian/British zombies and TIME.

    (Note: Does “God Save Our Pre-si-dent” sound that bad? Yes. It reminds us of those horrible brits who cost us millions in precious American lives – and they continue to cost us $Billions a year in grants, transfers, projects and diplomatic/intelligence/military support for their imperialism in Africa.)

  • sacredh

    My Messiah! My Messiah! I have given birth to the Anti-Spud!

  • 53_3

    Does it have a birth certificate?
    .
    I know. But I had to ask…

  • sacredh

    Pre-natal screening would have saved her the heartbreak of giving birth to a vegetable.

  • cfukara

    .
    53_3 “Does it have a birth certificate?”

    [Born to the Bushes, it was buried and "Left Behind" as they fled from the premises on Jan 20, the day of rapture and the coming of the .... ]

    Trust me: The certificate is on the site of a birther named Ms Orly Taitz (whose own real certificate may show she was born hermaphrodite …. a memory of a painful cut lingers on … giving rise to an acute BHO resentment known as known as ph*llic envy ..)

    .

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