Geithner and Summers Go to Tennis Camp

A little fun reading on this Columbus Day courtesy of the New Republic‘s Noam Scheiber (aka, my husband), who reports on the Obama economics team’s shared passion for tennis. When they’re not busy trying to save the global economy, Geithner, Summers et al like to blow off steam by heading down to Nick Bollettieri’s famous academy in Florida for tennis camp:

The trip soon became an annual ritual, with Geithner, Sperling, and several other former colleagues joining in. Each March, the wonks-in-exile would present themselves to the Bollettieri instructors for two days of extensive drilling. In one particularly taxing exercise, the campers would hit a forehand approach, then charge the net to take two volleys before sprinting back to the baseline–one after the other in a whir of circular motion. Imagine the Waltz of the Flowers from The Nutcracker; then imagine that the dancers are middle-aged men of roughly average dexterity, and you have the idea.

Not surprisingly, given this crowd, the trip isn’t exactly a laid-back bonding exercise.

“Those guys are very, very competitive. Put that in there. Holy shit,” says Bollettieri. “There’s no friendship on the friggin’ court. They want to beat the shit out of everybody.” And how do they stack up? “Sperling is better than any of us,” Summers says. “I was probably second-best at hitting the ball, but I don’t move as well–I’m not as fast. So I would say Geithner or I were probably second-best.”

I love the fact that Bollettieri, who has helped train such driven, professional players as Andre Agassi and Boris Becker, is kind of shocked by how ferocious these middle-aged wonks are. Read the whole thing.

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  • gysgt213

    Are Giethner and Summers trying to save the economy?
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    Sorry, I don’t think so. What they are trying to do is save Goldman Sachs.

  • grape_crush

    Read the whole thing.

    Um, no.

    Hey…anyone at Time management know that you’re using their web presence to pimp your hubby’s work for another magazine?

  • deconstructiva

    …uh, not arguing here, but KT’s cross-linked her husband’s work before, so why is this disallowed? Here’s one example – http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2008/03/16/john_mccains_foreign_policy/

  • sacredh

    Amy, I didn’t realize that you were married! Congratulations and I won’t make anymore sexual repression jokes. They say that sex within the bounds of holy matrimony isn’t dirty. It can be if you work at it and get a little adventurous. You know you’ve succeeded if your partner says “I feel humilated and degraded”. A little peck on the cheek and a “Me too, thanks sweetie” works wonders.

  • deconstructiva

    …Amy’s married! …the sound of broken hearts….
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    but thanks, Amy, for this lighter piece on a holiday …and admitting so up front, even if it’s not enough to avoid today’s episode of Kick the Messenger.

  • sacredh

    Yeah, my heart’s broken too. I guess I’ll have to take the pictures of Amy and the duck down from the ceiling before I go to work this afternoon.

  • spob

    Competitiveness is a difficult thing to turn off.

  • grape_crush

    …but KT’s cross-linked her husband’s work before, so why is this disallowed?
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    Smells a bit like conflict of interest anyway…Admittedly, I have less of an issue with the link you provided from Karen, as it was related to a campaign event instead of some random, TMZ-style observation of political celebrity.
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    Once again, why is this important?

  • square1

    Nothing reveals an unyielding desire to serve the public interest more than a ruthless overhead smash into the head of a close friend and colleague.

  • spob

    Lighten up, Francis.

  • spob

    You realize, of course, sacredh, that you toss away all your credibility in here with juvenile comments like that . . . .
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    Honestly, it’s pretty offensive.

  • spob

    For those who want something a little more substantive:
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    http://www.cps.org.uk/cps_catalog/too%20big%20to%20live.pdf

  • sacredh

    It’s not something that will cause me to lose a single second’s worth of sleep. Rusty advocated the genocide of the entire Japanese race and yet you seem to be in lockstep with him. Tell me again about losing credibility. You frequently get your ass handed to you on a plate and then you declare victory. Try this credibility thing again spob.

  • spob

    I have never gotten my ass handed to me. And I didn’t see where rusty has advocated genocide.
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  • sacredh

    It’s only been a few weeks ago. I’m sure someone else remembers the thread and will post a link. Has it even occurred to you that I might be trying to get banned? The cover with Beck and the fluff piece was pretty much the last straw for me. I’m back to have fun and see how long it takes. If I get banned, that’s fine. If I don’t, that’s fine too.

  • spob

    Well, dude, get yourself banned. But you know what, your comment is pretty weird.

  • freeinpa

    And folks wonder why the MSM outlets are circling the drain. The insights here are a prime example of nothing whittled to a fine point.

  • sacredh

    34 years of working for Uncle Sam will do that to a person.

  • deconstructiva

    Is this rusty’s piece de resistance?
    (c. #20)
    http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/09/10/calling-them-out/
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    …but spob, you’ve never had a mural of a media starlet mounted or painted on your ceiling? C’mon, live it up. Carpe diem.

  • dunedweller

    OT but since it seems to be a non-heavy news holiday, how about a 1,000 words?

  • deconstructiva

    Amen! If KT’s still in TX would you create a “1000 words” please, Amy?

  • sacredh

    deconstructiva, thanks. That was the thread. I’m just a little bit surprised that it took a couple of weeks for anybody to notice/comment that my posts had become a little bit more crude. TIME’s credibility took a huge hit with the Beck fiasco. My issues go straight from the mailbox into the trash can. If my subscription wasn’t close to running out, i would have cancelled it anyway. I quit for a couple of weeks and decided to come back and just fire away.

  • spob

    I hadn’t seen that. Thanks.
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    Rusty, if you’re reading this, please apologize for that. While the Japanese and Germans were our enemies during WWII, they aren’t any more. Killing millions of people is not something to celebrate. Most people, even enemy nationals, don’t deserve to die in a war.

  • http://elvisberg.wordpress.com Elvis Elvisberg

    If Amy had a track record of solid posts, and/or of interacting at all with the commentariat, then people would be open to this kind of frivolity. Instead, it’s received as “mush from the wimp,” or worse.
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mush_from_the_Wimp

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  • sacredh

    spob, I believe that you hadn’t seen rustydog’s venom, but just apologizing for advocating genocide doesn’t cut it. The guy needs help or confinement. My off the wall comments aren’t even in the same category (and I do it with tongue firmly in cheek). Whether we are on opposite sides of the political spectrum or not is irrelevant. Rusty even voicing such a sentiment should have warranted a ban. It went beyond a crude snark and put him in the Pol Pot/Hitler/Stalin/Tse-Tung crowd. The guy shouldn’t be allowed to mix with the sane (or in my case, the semi-sane).

  • Ivy_B

    Michael posted an Update / Correction to his post on CNN…

  • Paul-no not that one

    While The Physician’s genocidal rhetoric was as foul as it was unsurprising I thought this:
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    “You are simply lucky the soldiers in WWII defeated the slime we call Japanese or you would be eating kraut with the Nazis today.”
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    Was worthy of Blutarsky.

  • grape_crush

    I’d like to see things from your point of view, spob, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my a$$.

  • spob

    Well, sacredh, with respect to Rusty, I’m guessing that his screed was said with a bit less seriousness.
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    But the solicitousness of some in here for people like Hamas, who is deadly serious about the genocide it wants, makes hash of people who are tut-tutting about rusty.

  • stuartzechman

    Amy Sullivan:
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    Tim Geithner and Larry Summers?!?!
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    OMG!!
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    The Geithner and Summers?
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    The same Time Geithner who currently has nominal oversight of the hundreds of billions of dollars of TARP tax-payer bailout money?
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    The same Larry Summers who engineered the successful passage of the Gramm (Phil, of recent “Americans are whiners” fame)-Leach-Bailley act wikipedia link, which:

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    , when he was under Rubin in Clinton’s Treasury?
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    Really, Amy Sullivan?
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    I’ve just got to read that piece!
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    Does it say what they were wearing at tennis camp?

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  • dumdedumdum

    I think it would be kind of fun to watch some of Bollettieri’s girls cut those guys up on the court.

  • the committee

    Summers plays tennis competitively? Come on. Lawrence Summers? The fifty-five year old obese gentleman who dozes off in the White House? The man so tubby that his only facial feature is a chin? Please. Pull the other one.
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    Here’s hoping they all sustain crippling groin injuries.

  • dollared

    “Though boys throw stones at frogs in sport, the frogs do not die in sport, but in earnest.”

    Nice slice of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

    Now, I would like to know how they are going to contribute to the remaking of our economy for the lower 85% that these two have participating in royally screwing for the last 30 years.

    And no, I don’t give a s*&t how they play tennis.

    What, exactly, do journalists do for a living?

  • atmonroe

    You guys need to give Amy Sullivan a break. She’s an excellent journalist. Also, what the hell are you doing throwing stones at her husband, Noam Scheiber? Have you read the stuff he normally writes for the New Republic? He’s usually wonking out in the economic policy weeds in his blog, The Stash (http://www.tnr.com/blogs/the-stash). Can’t you cut the guy some slack for showing a little versatility and writing a different type of piece on this one? If you don’t read The Stash on a daily basis, then you’re making a big mistake. Scheiber is a genius. And so is Amy Sullivan. On the other hand, a majority of you guys are a nitwit losers. Give up these ridiculous, knee-jerk criticisms and get a life.

  • atmonroe

    bad link. sorry. here: http://www.tnr.com/blogs/the-stash

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