How America’s Google Users Remember Ted

As I write, these are top listings in Google Trends, the software Google uses to track “what’s on the public’s collective mind by viewing the fastest-rising searches.”

1. tropical storm danny
2. chappaquiddick incident
3. hurricane danny
4. mary jo kopechne pregnant
5. chappaquiddick ted kennedy

The full (always updated) list can be seen here.

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  • Ivy_B

    I would suggest those trends are by people who don’t remember Ted. Otherwise they wouldn’t have to look it up.

    Twitter users have a totally different set of trending topics.

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    6. getting buried in Hanoi in chunks

  • calvinav

    Kudos to Mr Scherer, for using the least common denominator approach to lower the public discourse.

  • tyrantking

    Is this why Time has blogs? Thanks but no thanks.

  • jcapan

    You know, that pithy response says it all. Aside from KT, I loathe these writers. I have nothing in common with them, I do not, by any stretch of the imagination shape the work they do. The boards are dominated by the likes of Hula (i.e. a live morlock-feed), and folks who want to engage rightists or worship/defend a deeply flawed president. I call sabbatical.
    ~
    MS, in lieu of this cheap, exploitive pap, why not, I dunno, do your f@cking job? Live up to that West Wing fantasy of yours.
    ~

  • Dee in Columbia MD

    Way to stay classy Mikey:
    .
    I would love to say that it is your youth that renders you so utterly incapable of understanding the ramifications of what you write, but I’ve known to many intelligent young people to dismiss them in that way. I fear that you are one of those people who have a lot of book knowledge and falsely believe because you can recall lines from esoteric poetry that you are smart and knowing. However, wisdom, which is clearly not your strong suit, will only come when you reflect on perspectives other than your own. Then perhaps you will realize how much you debase our entire society when you create a post that you know will become a platform to indulge the inhumanity of hula and his ilk. It is precisely because those on the right declare with their silence that there is no line that they will one day find themselves on the wrong side of it.

  • rose83

    Thank you Ivy_B for pointing out why this was not worth a post.
    .
    Not to take away from your accomplishment, but I think MS could have figured out the same thing if he had spent a few minutes thinking about it.

  • shepherdwong

    Obviously, the miserable cretins searching for “chappaquiddick” and “mary jo kopechne” would have been SOL without Google’s recognition/auto-populate feature.

  • Cliff

    The full (always updated) list can be seen here.
    .
    Naw, I’m cool, man.
    .
    But maybe you could report on something that’s worth a damn?

  • stuartzechman

    I think (I could be wrong) that maybe Scherer’s point is that Americans in general don’t revere establishment politicians quite the way Villagers do?
    .
    Am I being too generous?

  • trifecta55

    Most thinking americans?

    But what about you?

  • trifecta55

    No kidding. I boycotted MS the last few weeks of the presidential campaign when his tire swinging was a bit too much and I didn’t feel like insulting him anymore.
    .
    I may just got back and start ignoring his posts again. This was a juvenile stupid post.
    .
    I am wondering if MS would put up the same kind of post when his “maverick” passes.

  • spob

    “miserable cretins”? Huh? Oh that’s right, a privileged guy who didn’t play by the rules should have his history ignored because he was on your side. Gotcha.

  • spob

    Give it a rest. Kennedy was a dissolute man who got away with a lot of things because of his name. Last I checked, your side was the one who lionized those who play by the rules. Well, Kennedy didn’t. Whether it was leveraging his Senate seat to get some lobbyist tail or not bothering to summon help for Mary Jo Kopechne or avoiding Korea because of his daddy’s connections, Kennedy flouted the rules, and yet saw fit to lecture others. Pointing that out isn’t inhumanity. It’s just doing a whole portrait.
    .
    People want to know about Chappaquiddick. Deal with it.

  • Friar Tuck

    Mikey, hula, spob and rusty deserve each other.

    Jonny Lydon explains it better than I ever could:

  • sacredh

    Probably. I’m afraid I’m the other side of the coin from our current trolls. When Reagan died I ordered a cake with “Burn In Hell Ron” on it and threw a party. I’d like to think I’m above such pettiness, but it remains only a thought.

  • destor23

    Too soon, Michael.

    And, you know, I am often very critical of Kennedy coverage that elevates them above the average person. I don’t think Eunice was particularly above average. I don’t think JFK Jr. was anything truly special and I certainly didn’t want Caroline Kennedy to be handed a New York Senate Seat. I think, for the most part, that these are just lucky people born into wealth and then influence and that we cut them slack that we won’t cut for others and that we over-praise them for achievements that are easier for them than they would be for anyone else, again because of the advantages of being born into an influential family.

    But… this the day the guy died? I think even with Ted Kennedy who had a legitimate career that goes beyond anything that could have been handed to him that you can write a thoughtful and critical piece about why the Kennedys just get treated so much better than everyone else but this… it’s a cheap joke.

  • viciousmaniac

    Eh, I think Shrek just wants to get a rise out of you guys, as usual.

  • toastiest

    MS – very classy of you. Is this supposed to present readers, many of which spew right-wing bile on a daily basis, with a “balanced” view of EMK’s death?

    I can also find out what topics are trendy by looking at the tabloid covers in the supermarket. Is your next post going to be about Kate’s lonely pain as a single mother?

    You ought to take a week-long sabbatical a la Glenn Beck.

  • rose83

    Yes, you’re being too generous. People who have to google to find out about Ted Kennedy and his life, especially on a day of massive news coverage about the man, are not representative of “Americans in general.” Or google users; I probably use google a few times a day on average.
    .
    MS is insulting both Ted Kennedy and the American public.
    .
    BTW, as a feminist I completely understand not glossing over Ted Kennedy’s faults and this incident. In general, I find this idolization of the dead revolting in its implication that the famous are perfect and only the perfect deserve to be mourned intensely. And it’s annoying how important stories are completely lost in the deluge of superficial media grief. But MS is basically saying that the American public is even shallower than the media, which is both insulting and not in fact confirmed by the pseudo-science of Google searches.

  • ilvoternew

    sorry Michael to burst your “Internets” smarts, but things change in the blink of an eye on the web. So really your post is really meaningless and incredibly unintelligent. currently Chappaquiddick is ranked #51 ( as of 47 minutes ago) …and i’m sure that rank wont remain !!!

  • Cliff

    So really your post is really meaningless and incredibly unintelligent.
    .
    This could be applied to most any Scherer post.

  • Matt

    This is really sick. Can folks please stop hating on Ted Kennedy for at least the days surrounding his death? I remember Hannity going bonkers on his show when some fringe liberal blog called Reagan names when he died; why not the same respect?

    http://www.political-buzz.com/

  • http://caffeinatedthoughts.com/?p=3734 Caffeinated Thoughts

    Kopechne: a Victim, Not a Martyr or Punch Line…

    When I wrote about Senator Ted Kennedy’s death I didn’t bring up what some would say is his legacy, or at the very least tarnished his legacy and appears how he is being remembered by those who Google… Chappaquiddick which some feel has been airbrushe…

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