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August 6th PDB headlined “Teabaggers Determined To Strike in US,”

Paint by numbers drawing of the GOP strategy for reporters too lazy or too stupid to connect the dots.

.…Lou Dobbs’ birth certificate….

101 evasions for the question “Have you abandoned the public option in a deal with the insurance companies that hasn’t been disclosed yet?”

Bush captured email files to be returned to reporters fearful that Obama’s request to forward rumor riddled emails to white house might identify their email addresses.

Disclaimer hidden under his arm: The enclosed document is actually only at threat level green, but due to budget cuts we are currently using up the large supply of orange folders from the previous administration before reordering.

Barely 18 interns?
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…Cigar, anyone?

I think dunedweller’s on to something. Official cover sheets for top secret material are bright yellow.
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Maybe it’s actually tonight’s dinner menu and he doesn’t want to be caught eating arugula.

Ooooh, you said “Photography”, I thought you said “Pornography”…I guess masturbation DOES cause blindness.

Bright yellow? That must have made it easier for Bush to have it replaced by a Pee Chee folder so he’d have something to doodle on while not reading the enclosed.

lol. no my first impression was that the photo looked like something generic for use in a brochure or power point.

….Michael Jackson’s will….

Ha! I vote for this one!

Obama learns quickly…
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7991307.stm

Hey, easy on the arugula remarks!

Is it just me, or does the cliche red-stamped “Top Secret” look so much more intriguing than this generically mundane print?

…maybe it’s fake just to throw off TIME photographers, just has his kids’ grade cards…or Sarah whatshername’s grades from her five colleges, to save for 2012. Reminds me of “Dharma and Greg” episode where Larry breaks into the San Francisco FBI office to steal a fake file (made by Dharma) to erase his criminal past, or so he believes.

I kind of thought so myself. You are not alone…

It’s Obama’s Secret Plan To Annex The Sudetenland.

Blueprints for his retirement villa in Bali (courtesy of big PhRMA)?

The file’s fake but the pen is real, contains spy camera and microfilm of secret meetings with Big Pharma and the Corporate Senators / blue dogs, ready to leak to KT next week….

I hope my big leak does not happen next week. I’ll be on vacation for the next two. But I hope all Swamplanders have a happy most of August.

Have a fun, relaxing break!

It is a report from ACORN based on their efforts to infiltrate and spy on the Birthers.

To: President Barack Hussein “Obama” Dunham

Subject: Birther #234,238 — “p_luk”: harmless misanthrope or agent provacateur?

TOP SECRET

An ACORN analysis of Birther #234,238, aka “p_luk”, concludes previously diagnosed “derangement syndrome” is untreatable. Subject is not likely to manifest socially dangerous behavior as long as he merely suspects, and cannot confirm, the truth of POTUS surname.

Authorization for continued payments to publishers and editors of The Honolulu Advertiser is requested.

Obviously that’s Obama’s big file with contacts for all of his enemies, like Cornyn said. Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!

http://www.political-buzz.com/

Have a great vacation, KT. We’ll miss you.

It all makes sense now. That photo of Obama and his dog must have beem taken while they were running down the Danzig Corridor.

Mitch McConnell’s military records.

The undisclosed location of Harry Reid’s cojones.

George W. Bush’s 2001 summer reading list.

Malia’s research paper about the life and times of Amy Carter’s cat, Misty Malarky Ying Yang.

Dick Cheney’s Romulan birth certificate.

Weekly Papa John’s coupons.

The NSA prepares to deliver their Top Secret report on republican strategic plans to oppose Obama. They concluded that it can be traced back to Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say No” slogan.

Mhh.
If it is top secret then why would they tell us it is? Can’t they keep a secret?

If it is top secret and if it is for the president only, then who wrote it? [Did they kill him after he wrote it?] Why is it not sealed?

Can the guy holding it prove that he did NOT take a peek? If he cannot (and of course he cannot) then he MUST be drawn and quartered – starting with the Rahm “shifty eyes” Emmanuel.

If her vacation is crappy and/or she loses all her money on the first day of the vacation, then she will hurry back to the swampy treadmill and you wont miss her.
So what do you want?

The circulation of this photo makes America less safe. Thanks again, Liberal Media.

Three items

Dick Cheney’s Undisclosed Location.

A photo of the rock GWB is hiding under

A photo of Sara Palen trying to get back into the asylum

A list of acceptable beers for the next brew-ha-ha summit.