The Moment Is Beer

Michael, will you be there?

…but beer? To really calm everyone down, stronger medicine is needed. If you’re going to be there, Michael, how about bringing some Stoli and shot glasses with you? Think of the headlines from “TIME reporter resolves Gates conflict with shots”….

The key to working out differences over a beer of course is that there aren’t too many. If they start doing shots…….

One man’s “photo-op” is another man’s way of continuing the disguise of the great Hoodini of Presidents. Barack “The Insane” Obama, continues his racial rants, only now it is on the White House lawn drinking Bud Light. George Washington is spinning like a top in his grave.
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How many Americans who voted for this complete IDIOT is still proud of their vote they cast last November, now?
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People who voted for this un-tested, un-qualified self-professed Community Organizer for President should be ashamed to even say they voted for him.
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I said it then, and I’ll say it now. “Rev Wright / Obama ’08, WRONG for America!!!!!!!!!!

Can we please switch the topic back to health care so Rusty can go back to seeming sane?

On balance, I get more entertainment out of Rusty when he just lets his freak flag fly.
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The proud refusal to update year-old RNC talking points is comedy gold all by itself.

rusty, that’s “Houdini”, no “Hoodini”(?) unless you’re implying some double entendre I won’t go into…and George Washington was a regular drinker: madeira and other wines, plus beer. I don’t think GW did shots, alas. Shots will help tonight, though.

OK, let’s see – how many for McCain/Palin? Hands?

C’mon, people – fess up! Somebody must have voted for them!

There aren’t strong enough words to describe your uselessness.

“How many Americans who voted for this complete IDIOT is still proud of their vote they cast last November, now?”

indeed, indeed. How many is still proud?

George Washington drank beer after battle and Thomas Jefferson brewed it at Monticello. So if sharing a brewski is good enough for our founders it should be good enough for Rusty.

What’s wrong, Rusty? Are you too good to have a brewski with the Prez?

Other notable Presidential beer drinkers include:

John Adams who drank beer for breakfast
Martin Van Buren who reportably had a heavy drinking problem
Franklin Pierce was an alcoholic
Ulysses Grant was also thought to be an alcoholic
Grover Cleaveland enjoyed beer
George W. Bush was also known to abuse alcohol, at least in his younger years

Warren Harding got so drunk during a Friday night poker game with members of his “Kitchen Cabinet” that he gambled (and lost) a beautiful tea-pot under a golden dome to Albert W. Fall.

OK, I made that one up.

How dare you make fun of our great president Harding, no one would ever accept this type of mockery of such alcoholics democrats like the likes of FDR who was usually so drunk he couldn’t even walk straight! Media bias, GRAAA!!!

If they have pretzels with their beer at least Obama won’t choke on one. He’ll have the beer to wash it down with, after all.

Obama is serving USA-made pretzels such as Synder’s of Hanover or others, yes?

deconstructiva,

Think about this headline.
A bottle of Jack Daniels and TIME’s Amy Sullivan were passed around at the White House this afternoon.

…if only….pondering *sigh*…….
…and if so, a lot must going down over there.

on the White House lawn drinking Bud Light. George Washington is spinning like a top in his grave.

You’re right.

Old George would have been aghast. From what I hear he preferred a nice ale.

Actually sacredh, I realize that we need not worry. All of the swampwomen are women of good taste. Media criticism is unfair since they bring issues to the fore, play on words aside.

I believe you’re right. I’ve tried everything I can though to get Amy to respond to us. I’d even appreciate a STFU from her. Especially that.

I really do enjoy your posts deconstructiva. They’re warped enough to make me wish that I’d have thought of some of them first.

Thanks, and you write hilarious posts, double thanks. We need lots of humor here. I’m an open page in trying to make Amy, KT, and JNS laugh. Between us we might win over Amy yet. Maybe right now though, she’s staring at the screen and clenching fist, muttering, “…must…control…fist…of…death…”

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