1,000 Words

Hey, I thought the point behind 1,000 words was something that we could make light of without looking like asshats. We will not stand for forced sobriety in commenting!

I will do bad taste for ya.

Fox News Caption: A Canadian man who used the Canadian health care system to treat his hang nails confronts the President at the White House.

Or another Fox News Caption Bill O’Reilly Version…

Democrats cried foul over Jeff Gannon, but Obama himself allowed a hooker into the White House this afternoon.

Ditto anon’s comment–please, give us something we caustic mofos can sink our teeth into.

e.g.

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Max-Baucus-Senate-Finance-Committee/photo//090707/ids_photos_ts/r2679110790.jpg//s:/nm/20090728/us_nm/us_usa_healthcare

Well, personally I feel that people deal with the hand that life dealt them and by not treating them the same as we would anyone else we diminish ourselves and them so…….

Guy in the lower left with his hand up on his face: Good Lord! Look at #2 on the agenda. He’s going to demonsrate how he masturbates next.This could be bad.

Is it just me, or does he look scarily like Norm Coleman there JC-san?

Is it bad taste if you still laugh Tri? Or should I start shopping for condos in Hades now?

You wouldn’t believe the stuff I’m holding back on. This really isn’t fair.

Time’s Mark Halperin deftly deflected the ADA lawsuit by pointing out that the OTHER candidate for White House Photographer’s clearly superior taste in neckwear precluded him from ‘fitting in’ with the rest of the staff.

As long as the hooker tag has been referenced,

Republican U.S. Sen. David Vitter of Louisiana says he will vote against confirming Sonia Sotomayor

GOP family values, and such as.
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Memo to Stormy Daniels: oh yes, PLEASE run against Vitter. Screw the primary, so to speak, reach around Melancon, run as an independent. Finish on top to victory.

…in keeping with equal opportunity bad taste, if that man has built-in vibrating motors, he will have women swooning and keep more mistresses than Mark Sanford could ever imagine.

Determined to stay in the spotlight, Sarah you-know-who enters the East Room wearing her famous towel…but it slips. Other reporters look away, pretending to be embarassed, but ONE man says, “WTF, I’m going for it.”

“I hope those swamp guys appreciate what I have to go thru for this pic of Amy and Michael sharing a bagel. And stop giggling, you two, stay in focus already, sheesh….”

Lord I hope so Decon. She’s not just another pretty face, and she’s been making strong listening tours all over Louisiana. Only sad part is she’s running under her real name (last I heard) so we won’t get the luxury of Senator Stormy, at least outside of news reports.

Agreed, I hope it all works out for her. As for Vitter, well, maybe he can raise corporate campaign funds from Pampers and Huggies?

Ever so discreetly, Dr. Claw gathers blackmail material for his dastardly plans.

Bill O’Reilly, who pointed out that the larger population of the US translates statistically into far more accidents per capita, shows viewers this moving photo by Brooks Kraft as proof of America’s terribly high accident rate.

Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon wisely changes careers.

BTW, rusty’s Israel comment has been relaced on the main politics page. It was there for almost 3 months.

Hey, Kraft! Anything you can do, I can do better.

“I said say cheese not wow!”

It’s amazing how resilient people can be.

Wait till Pirate Wench gets a load of this!

…but would pirate approve of a fellow pirate wearing a suit and tie? Especially the tie?

…forgot to add that only bankers and lawyers should wear suits…orange jumpsuits that is.

Sadly, another one of Dick Cheney’s hunting companions…..