Alberto Gonzales Finds A Job

The ranks of the nation’s unemployed have dropped by one.

As we had noted earlier in this space, at least one former Attorney General had been having trouble finding work in the legal profession. Now, the Austin American-Statesman tells us that Alberto Gonzales has landed a job teaching political science and recruiting minority students at Texas Tech University. Okay, so his dream of being baseball commissioner didn’t work out. And there are those–not me, of course–who don’t exactly consider the birthplace of Buddy Holly to be a garden spot. (Mac Davis once had a hit song that included the lyric: “Happiness is Lubbock, Texas, in my rear view mirror.”) Still, a paycheck is a paycheck. And Texas Tech sounds thrilled at their big-name hire:

Kent Hance, Texas Tech’s chancellor, was quoted saying: “I am excited that Alberto Gonzales is bringing his experience to Texas Tech. His own upbringing in Houston as part of a migrant family with eight children makes him qualified to tell underrepresented Texas students that college is possible. He will help Texas Tech and ASU prepare our students for success and to be future leaders in the state of Texas and beyond.”

Adds Lawrence Schovanec, interim dean of Texas Tech’s College of Arts and Sciences:

“Judge Gonzales brings a unique experience to our classroom. His career in law, government and public service will provide our political science students a rich perspective of the executive branch and issues and challenges facing our nation. ”

You can read the news release here. One little historic footnote: Hance, the chancellor who hired Gonzales, is the only person who ever beat George W. Bush in an election — back in 1978, when both were running for a congressional seat in the 19th district of Texas.

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  • johnshreffler

    Sounds a bit like Molotov getting a permanent post as USSR Ambassador to Ulan Bator, Mongolia after Stalin died. Tornadoes are welcome break from the otherwise crushing boredom in Lubbock.

  • FlownOver

    si·ne·cure
    Pronunciation: \ˈsī-ni-ˌkyu̇r, ˈsi-\
    Function: noun
    Etymology: Medieval Latin sine cura without cure (of souls)
    Date: 1662
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  • gysgt213

    If I was a student I would answer every test request with “I don’t recall.”
    .

  • sevenoaks07

    GWB to Hance: You beat me once. Congratulations. Now I have another loser for you…

  • rose83

    I’m not an expert or anything – or rather, I don’t recall being an expert – but this doesn’t seem like a prestigious job for a former Attorney General.

  • http://phd9.blogspot.com Paul Dirks

    wHEN i THINK OF lUBBOCK:
    .
    http://www.virtualubbock.com/Natalie.html

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  • kbanginmotown

    Sotomayor:”I would hope that a wise Latina woman, with the richness of her experiences, would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn’t lived that life.”
    .
    Kent Hance, (re: Gonzales): “His own upbringing in Houston as part of a migrant family with eight children makes him qualified to tell underrepresented Texas students that college is possible.”
    .
    Ergo, IOKIYAR.

  • ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

    .
    Former A.G. A.G. is lucky he isn’t in prison.
    ~

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  • slowp

    .
    He can help their student-athletes forge their SATs.
    .

  • kathy

    It’s kind of sad, really. He could have a lot to bring “to tell underrepresented Texas students that college is possible.” Unfortunately, he also could tell them how to cut corners, pervert justice out of misplaced loyalty, perjure yourself and destroy your reputation.

  • sacredh

    KT: OT, but thanks for mentioning Buddy Holly. A little before my time, but still one of my favorites. Gonzales? Not one of my favorites.

  • http://elvisberg.wordpress.com Elvis Elvisberg

    Stolen from the comments thread at the Statesman:
    -
    Those who can, do. Those who can’t: Tech.

  • sacredh

    Will Texas Tech now start teaching Waterboarding 101?

  • sacredh

    I still can’t figure out why the right wing crazies haven’t tried to justify waterboarding by claiming that cleanliness is next to Godliness.

  • http://teacherreaderwriter.wordpress.com/ Shakespeare in GA

    This is like Dick Cheney using his corporate experience in Big Oil to run a service station in Valdosta, Georgia.

  • http://teacherreaderwriter.wordpress.com/ Shakespeare in GA

    Not a knock against less-hallowed institutions of higher learning–I went to grad school at the University of Missouri and Georgia State University–but this seems somewhat small for a former A.G.
    .
    In the case of Gonzales, however, this is as good as it’s gonna get.

  • sacredh

    Does Harriet Miers clean his office every night?

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  • ohiolib

    At least he’s out of government. Or is this just killing time till he tries to run for office in Texas?

  • sacredh

    I was starting to think his next job would entail asking people “Do you want fries with that?”.

  • codepoet2

    Hey…TTU has hired other big names!….like Bobby Knight (the Dick Cheney of college basketball)!!! They have a track record with people like this!

  • notfooledtx

    Is hiring a disgraced schlock ex-attorney general really going to improve recruiting and TX Techs reputation? The man was incompetent, why would the university bother?

  • apollyon07

    The next time Tech students rush the field early (twice) during a football game, I’ll look for Gonzalez amongst them.

  • apollyon07

    codepoet2- Bobby Knight won lots of basketball games.

  • codepoet2

    apollyon07 ….

    I was thinking more about their “people skills”…

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  • Mike Licht

    Mr. Gonzales will lecture at Tech on his area of expertise, Fluid Mechanics of Waterboarding.

    See:

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    By: Jordan C. Fan, Prophet of Environment.

    Roberto Galazos should become the U. S. Supreme Chief Justice instead of Sotomayor becoming its one of its judge or justice. Barack Obama was simply playing dirty politic by nominating Sotomayor. Therefore, I Prophesied Sotomayor shall not live long enough to enter the Supreme Court as judge.

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