Mark Sanford Abandons Book Plans

A statement just released from his would-have-been publisher:

Sentinel has agreed to release Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina from his contract to write a book about fiscal conservatism, which was to be called WITHIN OUR MEANS and was scheduled for publication in March 2010.   This is a mutual decision.   We wish Governor Sanford the best.

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  • 53_3

    My guess is that hypocrisy won’t sell Mike.
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    Maybe you should consider this when you write stories that leave out pertinent facts in the future.
    .
    Do you think?

  • square1

    Sentinel has agreed to release Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina from his contract to write a book about fiscal conservatism,
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    This doesn’t mean that he won’t still be writing a book on another topic. I predict a self-help book to guide men thorough the trials and tribulations of marriage and career-threatening romantic encounters. It will be called WITHIN OUR JEANS.

  • FlownOver

    Sample (now, sadly, denied to us):
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    Our means were cast aside as we rushed together, our passion overtaking our fiscal limitations. “No, querida, we mustn’t! We can’t risk an inflationary spiral, even if our souls cry out for it!”
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    “But Marco,” she panted, “would not a tax cut produce increased revenue, and offsetting economic growth?”
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    Mi vida,” you understand me better than anyone. Wanna go for a hike?”

  • deconstructiva

    Maybe Sanford was just trying to improve US-Argentina relations…one woman at a time?

  • chamorrita

    I’m sorry, Mark Sanford has gotten on my very LAST nerve with all this BS. Who gives a crap about his stimulus cheating and lying butt?

    The BOOK DEAL was nothing more than comical coming from a grown man who can’t seem to get his act together and is clearly incompetent to LEAD as Governor of South Carolina. The man is unstable and has proven he is in LOVE with his “soul mate” mistress and not his wife.

    So I’m not sure WHY Governor Sanford continues to drag this mess out. He of all people should have STEP DOWN two weeks ago. His defiance is proof that he still thinks he’s “entitle” to anything and everything, including the Governor’s Office which he abandoned at the drop of a hat to fly half way across the world to see his “soul mate” in Argentina.

    What angers me is how Republicans like Mark Sanford, John Ensign, etcl, ALL continue to wave their “holier than thou” Christian morales and values KNOWING full well they ARE the biggest SINNERS of them all.

    The GOP Party is nothing but a SHAM and a FRAUD when it comes to Christian family values. They politically shoved these values down the voters throats for decades. These same clowns blasted and chastised anyone else with their outrage and indignant cries for impeachment or resignations knowing full well they were the biggest SINNERS!! I guess there’s truly something to be said about “KARMA” right?

    Mark Sanford’s LEADERSHIP is no longer viable, he’s unfit to govern and he’s lost all credibility and integrity. The longer he stays the more damage to the GOP Party and whatever is left of his political career, which isn’t much. I do believe Mark Sanford is determined to DESTROY the Republican party, this whole mess is becoming messier and uglier with every new day and new LIE.

    Folks are just SICK, SICK, SICK of all the soap opera.

  • themaverickformerlyknownasbasilbrush

    It’s a tragedy that this book will never see the light. We need to encourage literacy among Republican governors, and this rejection sends a harsh signal that even sincere, brow-furrowing, ball-busting effort is not enough for the liberal publishing elite. Do you know how many hours of concentrated work it took for Governor Sanford to move beyond signing his name with an X? Have you no mercy? And don’t get me started on the 7 year marathon it took, with at least 4 tutors, before governor Sanford felt confident enough to spell Appalachian!

  • sacredh

    I wonder if there would have been a chapter on how to carry on a love affair on another continent using the taxpayer’s money? I camped out on Maria for pennies a day!

  • Paul-no not that one

    “I wonder if there would have been a chapter on how to carry on a love affair on another continent using the taxpayer’s money?”
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    That’s the book he’s writing to take the place of this one.
    WITHING MY LOINS

  • Paul-no not that one

    Dang it! “WITHIN”

  • themaverickformerlyknownasbasilbrush

    It’s a shame that we shan’t be able to have the paired Palin/Sanford books as a Christmas gift set:

    “Southern Exposure” combined with “Kulchural Larnings 4 Mayk Glorrious Grit Stoot of Illaskher”. The world has clearly missed out.

  • deconstructiva

    If only Mark Sanford and Sarah Palin had an affair instead. The email exchanges would be master card priceless.

  • themaverickformerlyknownasbasilbrush

    deconstructiva – of course, we could then enjoy the emails where Sanford explains himself to Jenny, while Palin lies about it all to Steve Schmidt. Finally, we could have the ultimate metacommntary as John McCain Twitters in the background about how puzzling it all is.

  • sacredh

    deconstructiva: It never would have worked what with Mark having a triple digit IQ and all. Some gaps just can’t be bridged.

  • sacredh

    McCain can Twitter with one hand?

  • deconstructiva

    sacredh -
    So that’s what the “bridge to nowhere” thingy was really all about. Thanks for clearing that up. How Ted Stevens factored into this triangle…never mind.

  • dumdedumdum

    new title: IN HER JEANS

  • themaverickformerlyknownasbasilbrush

    Dearest Sarah, As I sit here reading these wonderful new things called books, I thought of you and the large-print edition of the Kids News for Alaska. I saw you clutching two wonderful parts of yourself as I reared myself into your airspace.. but that would be getting political, and I’ve always respected Alaskan independence….

    your governor,
    MarkyMark

  • FlownOver

    sacredh –

    cf. Woody Allen: “You know, it’s one thing about intellectuals. They prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what’s going on.”

  • sacredh

    Markie Poo, You naughty boy! I’ve seen pop-up books before…but I never expected THAT to pop-up. Is it scale? Thoughtlessly awaiting your reply.
    Yo’ Ho’
    Sarah

  • dunedweller

    He could simply change the title to:
    .
    Physical Conservatism: Hiking the Appalachian Trail from the privacy of your hotel room

  • sacredh

    FlownOver: A very snarky reference considering that Woody also engaged in somewhat suspect behavior. Love and Death is my favorite movie by Allen and also an appropriate title for what Sanford is risking.

  • themaverickformerlyknownasbasilbrush

    From the Desk of Governor Mark Sanford, proud Christian and family man:

    Dearest Sarah, Do I have a stimulus package for you! You naughty girl, you. Let’s go Appa.. Apa…Papa.. Papua… hiking together. I’ll book a hotel room, in the name of Mr Gingrich. Just remember, you are Mrs Gingrich. I can’t wait to see you from my bedroom window as you pull up into my forecourt. Make my gravel spray!

    Loveguv,

    Mark Sanford (Governor of South Carolina)

  • deconstructiva

    From: Sarah Palin
    To: Mark Sanford
    Subject: re:
    .
    My believed,
    I’m reading your last too emales outside with a wonderful like complete view of the Russian coast while thinking of you while watching the deep blue see what a great part of my day remembering with a smile on my face the time we spent together out on the tundra, which you brought happyness to my heart which I haven’t felt up since I was a teen, and believe me, first dude aside I really do love you, I can feel it in my…heart, yes, that’s where…you made me realized I would’ve stayed in bracing and kissing you forever wearing my towel. Thank you for your beautiful words which I’m having my SarahPac manager google for me, would Jenny like some clothes there still out in the garage? Miss you so much, sweet kisses.
    .
    Sarah
    .
    (please donate to SarahPac[tm] today! paypal and all major credit cards accepted)

  • gysgt213

    I’m so disappointed. Only thing is I can’t remember why.

  • 53_3

    gysgt213:
    .
    Is it maybe because Limbaugh hasn’t accused Obama of scotching the deal?
    .
    Yet…

  • vastwastelander

    I was so looking forward to Sanford’s book . . .
    .
    See Mark.
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    See Mark “hike.”
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    See Mark “hike” in his mistress’s nether-regions.
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    “Hike,” Mark, “hike!”

  • vastwastelander

    I think Sarah and Mark should voluteer to be co-chairs of the President’s Council on Physical Fitness . . . what with her running and his “hiking,” they’d sure get American’s focused on health and wellness.

  • sacredh

    Mark can do several hundred push ups. Just ask Maria. Ewwww.

  • 53_3

    As our hero, clinging to the strange foliage around him, carefully examines the footing ahead, something moves.
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    Not sure of his eyesight, always conscious of the steaming valley at the bottom of the slope angling steeply down on his left, he carefully parts the nearly rigid, leafless foliage, which seem to spring, without warning from the oddly creased, leathery “soil” under his feet.
    .
    As the reddish, bare, springy foliage parts, he spies a lumbering beast, with a head that looks like it was designed by Edward Scissorhands himself.
    .
    The bulky, flattish body of the apparition, equipped with eight jointed legs lies motionless, as if trying to decide just where to plunge what looks like a drill, surrounded by those Edward Scissorhands-ish implements, into something.
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    Mark draws back, hoping he wasn’t seen…

  • deconstructiva

    Yes, in addition to Mark’s pushups, Maria can hold up her end of the deal too and stay on top of things.

  • Ivy_B

    I thought there was no more use for a post on Mark Sanford. I had no idea the creativity it would unleash, said she, wiping tears of laughter from her eyes.

  • cfukara

    Hypocrites all!

    Does loving preclude one from knowing a thing or two about fiscal responsibility?
    And to think that we publish and eagerly read stuff from Bill Clinton. Are we really bothered that Sanford went out of the country for his fling?

    [I wonder where on the evil scale of 1 to 10 Newt Gingrich would place "philandering" and "homosexuality" ...]

    If loving is wrong then who wants to be right? Let us hear from the married SWAMPLANDers who do not have a love on the side.

  • dunedweller

    Mark Sanford Abandons Book Plans—and opts for a video instead. He’s currently seeking advice from Paris Hilton on how to “brand” himself. A few early ideas: The LovinGovin, The Govenhiker, Emale

  • kathy

    Okay, which one of us is now going to write the book? Flown over? Pourmecoffee?

  • tantef

    Kathy: Mark had multiple women, why not multiple authors?

  • Ivy_B

    Kathy: Mark had multiple women, why not multiple authors?
    .
    I would be hard pressed to choose among FlownOver, themaverickformerlyknownasbasilbrush, deconstructiva among others.

  • sacredh

    It was the best of slime, it was the worst of slime.

  • themaverickformerlyknownasbasilbrush

    It is a far, far better girl that I do now, than I have ever done…

  • formerlyjames

    I am so disappointed that Sanford won’t tell everybody how to be a good and decent person. I was looking forward to it. Maybe now he can tell how to be a classic, conventional, grade a, supreme, typical, conservative hypocrite who ruins society and lives, even those he created and should most protect and love. How ’bout it Sanford? Give us your true self rather than the lie that the original book deal would have been.

  • FlownOver

    I’d say deconstructiva’s Palin memo wins the book deal – and could have won this year’s Bulwer-Lytton (“It was a dark and stormy night…”) Prize, but that one was awarded a couple of weeks ago.

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