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Top Six Sanford Tweets (So Far)

By Karen Tumulty | June 23, 2009 | +

@Roland_Hedley: Governor Sanford kicks off 2012 campaign by disappearing, paradoxically raising national profile. Crazy like Fox.
about 17 hours ago from web

@pourmecoffee: BREAKING. Sarah Palin can see Mark Sanford from her window – wait, never mind, it’s a bear. about 1 hour ago from web

@Roland_Hedley: Report: Sanford wandering in wilderness, triggering excited speculation from GOP faithful that he’ll return with tablets.
about 10 hours ago from web

@pourmecoffee: MARK SANFORD CLUE? We left a sandwich and chips outside on the patio last night and it’s gone this morning. about 3 hours ago from TwitterGadget

@marklisanti: It’s OK, everybody, Mark Sanford’s here. We’re playing Wii Tennis, shooting sh-t, making sandwiches. Pretty fun day, actually about 16 hours ago from web

@thejoelstein: If, like SC Gov Sanford, I shut off cell and left for days to “write,” I’d be writing alimony checks – and I’m a writer. http://bit.ly/wYn0z about 18 hours ago from web

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  • gysgt213

    KT-Call your Hollywood contacts. Pitch “I’m a Governor get me outta here.”

  • Ivy_B

    @TeresaKopec Rush is on vacation this week & Sanford disappears. Coincidence?!

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    Sanford’s journal entry: The wonderment of the litter, the majesty of the graffiti. As god is my witness, that stimulus money will ruin this place!

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    Sanford located. Had surgery to remove brain ahead of seeking the GOP nomination for 2012. Desperate to be as authentic as Palin. Brain was unacceptable hindrance.

  • spob

    Forget about all this politics stuff–in really really really interesting news, John and Kate split up.

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  • grape_crush

    .
    Sanford wandering in wilderness, triggering excited speculation from GOP faithful that he’ll return with tablets.
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    I suppose that anyone returning with tablets would trigger excitement from Rush Limbaugh, at least…

  • pirate wench (demwoman)

    In th’ scheme o’ things, it be ri’ true tha’ this be not an earth-shakin’ story, bu’ it still be mighty satisfyin’ t’ smack a pestry fly.
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  • sacredh

    Governor Palin was spotted searching the Applachian Trail in a helicopter looking for governor Sanford.

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    sacredh – and then she accidently shot at him, mistaking him for a wolf.

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    surely you realize, dunedweller, that culling the wolf population in Alaska is done for a reason

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    Is it really surprising that the msm has decided not to kick the GOP when its down? I just hope the media hasn’t lost their curiosity to the same degree as their capacity for independent thought.

  • juniusredivivus

    spob Says:
    Tuesday, June 23, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    surely you realize, dunedweller, that culling the wolf population in Alaska is done for a reason
    …………………………….

    Because Palin thinks Mitt Romney has furry ears and a den of hungry cubs, perhaps?

  • FlownOver

    No, junius, it’s done for the video footage, and that in turn is for the benefit of the GunNutz.

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    @Radlein: Everyone! Please set your Twitter location to South Carolina, to help Governor Sanford hide!

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    ah, once again, snark masquerading as erudition . . . . so tiring.

  • spob

    FO, have you figured out how the state’s ability to disenfranchise voters emanates from the Equal Protection Clause and the Due Process Clause? Just checking in. You mentioned how smart you were and bragged about teaching me in class. Perhaps you could explain.

  • themaverickformerlyknownasbasilbrush

    spob, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Now, quit using words that you don’t understand. We all know you pick them out of a dictionary at random.

  • spob

    maverick, wow, you’re at the head of the class–that’s the smartest thing any lib has posted today–of course, that’s akin to being the best hockey player in Mali

  • themaverickformerlyknownasbasilbrush

    spob, since you are, however tenuously, literate, you are definitely as the head of the GOP class. Of course, that’s akin to being the best-dressed ayatollah in Iran.

  • sacredh

    Please fellow Swampcritters, we’re here to rip on Governor Sanford, not each other. Must I give lessons in decorum?

  • pirate wench (demwoman)

    Oh, please do, me hearty!

  • themaverickformerlyknownasbasilbrush

    sacredh, please, please! Me first, please, daddy!

  • sacredh

    You’ve called my bluff. I have about as decorum in me as a crack whore without the rent money.

  • sacredh

    I should quit posting for the day. I’m not myself.

  • pirate wench (demwoman)

    Be ye ok, sacred, (serious)?

  • themaverickformerlyknownasbasilbrush

    sacredh, cheer up, even at half-power you still reduce slob, I mean spob, to silence by your presence.

  • sacredh

    I’m OK. Right now I’m feeling pretty good. I should have told the dr I already had a little pain medication in me before I took the other ones. I drank a mudslide too and put on a pain patch. This is just way too much fun stuff that I’m not used to. I had to hop in the shower real quick because they were making me a little woozy. Thirty years ago it would have been a fun evening. And costly.

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