1,000 Words

If it wasn’t so brown I would have guessed that the likeness on the right would be Rush Limbaughs’…

After all these months of having to put up with clueless TeeVee bobbleheads, the POTUS finally rates a bobblehead of his own!

Who wants cookies, raise your hand?

I think he’s reaching for one of those little tart things in the front.

Fresh off his trip to Egypt and Germany. Obama has finally decided that his ardent followers will now give the salute, “Heil Obama”!
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“We will get the “others” with more psychedelic laced donuts too”! “Soon, they too will know my powers”.

WTF is this? AP’s idea of make up sex?

I swear officer, I was only going 35. Here, have a donut.

On the right we have the original German gingerbread man, complete with root-like arms and legs.

I wuz framed……

THE OBAMESSIAH DEMANDS A SACRIFICE.

Cliff, FTW

A flag tablecloth, plastic toys, paper plates and napkins, processed sugar – a perfect tribute to America!

Next week, on National WingNut Day there will be a similar display featuring a photo of Rush Limbaugh, a used cigar ashtray, a failed kidney, and a few sticks of butter atop a confederate flag.

Actually I think this one is even more funny, KT.
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“That looks like me, look at those ears”!!!

Good Grief. I agree with Rusty(14). Will wonders never cease?

Caption:
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“Some presidents have voodoo economics; we have voodoo shrines.”

“And plenty of sprinkles for Mikey!”

Come over to the Darkside. We have cookies.

Three out of four Pagans agree, he’s Obamalicious.

“Hey how you doing, go to see you all, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING NEXT TO ME???”

Senate republican leaders charged the Obama administration with torture today when it was revealed that Rush Limbaugh had been locked in a room with a picture of the President on a low table. A hysterical Limbaugh claims that the only way he could reach the cookies was by bowing before the image of President Obama.

Late reports of activities engaged in while Rush was bent over are being dismissed as “fantasy” at this hour.

Secret White House audio recordings distinctly reveal a voice saying “There’s enough back there for everybody boys”.

I hate myself for going off topic in an important thread like this but…wtf?
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http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/06/national-reviews-wise-latina-caricature-inexplicably-asian.php?ref=fpblg

FT: Thank you so much for setting that up.

Between National Review and Inhofe, there is just a heapin’ helpin’ of bizarro world going on, isn’t there?

Red, White, and Blew An Artery

It is true FT.

sacredh, the pleasure is mine.

I think they’re still convinced Bobby Jindal is a native American.

PNNTO: Seriously, do you really think they’re that good at geography? Do you really think they know which people originated where? Face it, if you’re not an old white male, we all look alike to them.

sacredh-I just think of Doughy Pantload, Rich “I will be a boy forever!” Lowery and Byron “the hair” York giggling at their cleverness.
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It is as if they WANT to be the size of the Legalize It party.

Never underestimate their desire for party purity. Their next claim is going to be “Size doesn’t matter”.

Litmus test: Up or down on Hoot-Smalley?

Down, and I followed Smalley enough to know.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Smalley_(AL_baseball_player)

‘Cause those old white males really want them some Michelle Bachmann. And Sarah Palin dontcha know Joe Sixpack?. (Winks) Also.

I can see that they’re trying to make fun of Sotomayor’s wisdom, but it seems kind of a stretch. Especially when they give her 50′s-era Asian stereotype features (buck teeth, etc.)
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My question is, what did it take to get an artist to do that?
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NRO: “We want a picture of Sotomayor, but she’s Buddha.”
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Artist: “No way, man, that makes no sense.”
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NRO: “Here’s an extra fifty bucks.”
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Artist: “You got it.”

I swear, if KT gives us a “1000 Words” with Rush and Palin together, I’ll quit trying to kill my MIL. Her fate is in your hands KT. She’s an old gray haired ugly cow. Do you really want that on your conscience? On the other hand, she is a prime source for greenhouse gases. Decisions. Decisions.

This one’s for you Sacred:
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“those old white males really want them some Michelle Bachmann”
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My 60 year old brother-in-law ( a Robert Kennedy Democrat) leers at Michelle and always says “I wish I knew her when she was a SINNER” It crosses the political spectrum, I tells ya.

jcapan: Thanks for the link. While we’re on the subject of the future of the republican party…my wife and I went to see “Drag Me to Hell” the other night. SCARY movie. Well worth seeing.

“This is our daily bread in Barack’s America!”

In a photo sent to the RNC, Obama’s message was clear: EAT ME!

Yeah, I’ve read 2 good reviews of Drag Me… (LAT & NYT). Since IMDB has no J-release date, I may have to search it out online. My wife’s going to see Angels & Demons today. I’m passing–I have enough scorn for the church already. Plus Ron Howard, other than Arr-Dev has never provided me much mental sustenance–other than when I was kid watching AG or HD. On a side note, if you like vamp-pics, you should absolutely see the Swedish flick “Let the Right One In”

“If you like vam-pics”
We love vampire movies. I’ll get a copy. My wife gave me an autographed copy of Interview With A Vampire 10 years ago for Christmas. Drag Me to Hell has gotten 96% positive reviews on rottentomatoes.

I vote FT #17

BTW that was my submission, but I keep staring at that thing trying to figure out what the Hades it is!

Cliff: The book. A hardback first edition. I have several autographed copies of books. Stephen King, Orson Scott Card (3), George R.R. Martin. George Martin (Beatles producer), Clifford Simak, William Gibson and a few lesser knowns.

The Church of Scientology has protested that Germany denied it’s status as a true religion and yet recognized Our Father Obama and His Holy Cookie Monster Son as legitimate.

Unable to provide a birth certificate, Obama instead offers up cookies and doughnuts

By combining the Obama and Karen Carpenter shrines, the German’s have offended everyone.

Not only does Obama use a teleprompter, he is a teleprompter.
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And now, back to I’m a Republican, Get Me Out of Here!…

Cliff: Me too. I think I have all of his books. I have alot of everybody’s books. I have a friend in Texas who is a dealer in books. He goes to sci-fi book conventions every year. He has an autographed copy of an H.P. Lovecraft that I’ve offered him everything but the kitchen sink for.

Obama would now be correct in stating: “Ich bin ein Berliner” (I am a jelly-doughnut”.

kbang: You just got my vote FTW.

Yeah I’m voting that way as well.

kbang for the win!

Make it four votes. kbanger takes it.

So does KBang win a donut now?

Thanks, folks. You’re too kind! Don’t. Stop.
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I’ll be here ’til Thursday. Try the veal.