White House Correspondents Dinner

The annual spring rite that is known in these parts as the prom has come and gone. It reached new heights of giddiness–movie stars! movie stars!–but was so crowded that I didn’t actually spot many of them. At one point, someone at my table (we were toward the rear of a huge ballroom) told me that she could see Tom Cruise’s back. As for me, I didn’t succeed in my one fangirl goal of the evening, which was to meet–or for that matter, even see–Glenn Close. Others did much better on that score.

But the President was very funny. (You can see the full video of his speech here. The evening was worth it for the Michael Steele bit alone.) And Wanda Sykes was as edgy as you would have expected–and hoped. You can see her speech here. It will be most interesting to see how well Rush Limbaugh can take the sort of stuff that he dishes out on a daily basis.

Finally, Happy Mother’s Day to all of our mothers here in the Swamp. None other than Sarah Palin tweets a terrific idea for how to celebrate the day:

Gift advice: write your mom an original poem, I guarantee that’s what she wants! And clean the house. With a smile:)

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  • cdrwayne

    Maybe should also advise mothers to give some advice to their daughters.

  • Paul-no not that one

    Gosh who knows what Limbaugh’s reaction will be? Another tough one-Will the sun rise in the east tomorrow?
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    Happy Mother’s Day to KT and the other Swampmoms (“Swampmoms”? Boy that doesn’t sound good but my heart is in the right place”

  • sacredh

    Amy didn’t create another stir by bringing Ozzy Osbourne as her date again…did she?

  • gysgt213

    Second-Paul. Happy Mother’s Day to all the Swampmoms!

  • sacredh

    Was that Amy Winehouse with MS? It was hard to tell because her face was flat down in her plate of food in the clip I saw. It could have been Courtney Love too. At least they had fun.

  • 53_3

    PNNTO:
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    hate spewage. no.
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    Wow. A wonderful morning dose of humor. He panned everything the tired right has had to say.
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    WAZZZUP Boenher!
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    Loved it!

  • 53_3

    PNNTO:
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    It’s because last night the planet accidentally rolled completely over.
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    Maybe it was Limbaugh stomping around. The dang thing now rises in the west…

  • http://elvisberg.wordpress.com Elvis Elvisberg

    This kind of thing creeps me out. The press shouldn’t be this clubby with the people they cover. I guess that makes me a humorless scold of the left.
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    That said, the Bohner quip was pretty hilarious. I’ve been wondering why that obvious fact isn’t already a cliche about that guy, like Al Gore = fat or whatever. Maybe it’s because no one has noticed him.

  • http://www.inworldstudios.com jayackroyd

    “give her Texas”
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    Hah.

  • Paul-no not that one

    Ha fifty. I’ll leave it to others stronger than I to find out.
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    I thought Wanda’s line about photographers always managing to catch BHO shirtless but never smoking was pretty perfect.

  • Karen Tumulty

    EE: Funny thing is, the way the dinner works now, media types go so gaga over the Hollywood celebs that they all but ignore their sources. I think, all in all, it’s pretty harmless on the question of chumminess with power. One thing that was very unsettling to me, though, was all this excess when so many of us are losing our jobs. It has a sort of Last Days of Rome feel to it. But I did go, so who am I to cast the first bonbon?

  • Karen Tumulty

    On that score, David Carr just tweeted the following: Journos whistle past the graveyard, drink in hand @ #nerdfest, but sill woke up to a world that seems happy to have us go away quietly.
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    http://twitter.com/carr2n/status/1754828322

  • rustyreturns

    My only words, 4 years cannot pass quickly enough. This is pure garbage, but typical for our times. Typical for the gutter trash that is now occupying the White House.
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    Thank you Elvis for calling this for what it is, it not only “creeps me out”, but I am truly appalled at the behavior demonstrated. Appalled at how the President of the United States and a First Lady believe that this is what they should be laughing at, especially while millions of Americans are out of work and struggling to put the next meal on the table.
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    I do hope this gets lots of play on the media. Showing America just how our President and First Lady like to spend their time. Laughing at the jokes of a racist black woman. A vulgar and totally gutter-trash “Ho’” who thinks she is funny.
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    Amazing.
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    You truly cannot hide your true feelings or disdain for America with shows like this.
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    Its time to wake up America. Time to see what this Presidency is all about.

  • Karen Tumulty

    Also, had almost forgotten my one real celeb sighting: Dana Delaney, no entourage, quietly slipped through the metal detectors right after I did. I was so struck by her beautiful dress that it took me a minute to recognize who was wearing it.

  • 53_3

    Wont wonders never cease:
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    A neo nazi racist lecturing about race. PNNTO, maybe the sun did rise in the west this morning.
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    BTW, I loved every moment of Wanda’s speech.
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    Rusty:
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    Loosen up, my man.
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    Enjoy life, look at the flowers and the bees. Listen to the loon calling in the distance, amid stunning silence. Take in some blue sky. Watch eagles cross the sky over your head. Listen to a stream. Watch fish jump in the early morning sunlight as fog pours through a cut at the far side of the lake where the stream flows. Look at the still, glassy water as bright sparkles catch the slightest ripple.

  • 53_3

    Hell, I just won $54 at Snoqualmie last night. By no means a big deal, but I had a perfectly enjoyable night, rubbed elbows with lots of Americans of every stipe, and even better, came home with a little more money than I left with.
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    Top that off with listinging to a President with a sense of humor, a wonderful skit by Wanda Sykes, morning sunshine, and a good hot cup of coffee, and I think:
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    What could be better than that for small pleasures!

  • rmrd

    ………….Typical for the gutter trash that is now occupying the White House.
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    Did GW and Cheney visit the WH last night?

  • sacredh

    I think these dinners are great. It gives everyone a chance to say things in jest (but that are true). I too can’t wait for these four years to pass. Then Obama can get down to the REALLY liberal stuff we’ve all been waiting for. No more middle of the road stuff. Pot in every chicken. That kind of stuff. Happy Mother’s Day KT.

  • James, Los Angeles

    Well, it is a benefit for journalism students and charitable giving. And really, I don’t think it’s all that awful that the focus is on the celebs. The actual government officials, except for POTUS and FLOTUS, are mainly guests of the networks and the splashy magazine people. And the actual government officials that attend, aren’t really sources. They are the people about whom the sources leak.
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    The actual WHPC, the *reporters* who inhabit the bowels of the briefing room on a daily basis, generally invite their spouse or another friend who isn’t a WH person. The table is “bought” by the news agency. In that sea of people, there are just a few of them in attendance. So once per year they have a high-profile, highly popular social occasion, which takes in enough money to award scholarships to deserving students. That ain’t so bad.

  • virginiaslims30

    Being a creative genuis and Independent doesn’t entail thinking like everyone else. Hollywood is full of people like that, that think outside the normal hoops.

  • textee

    Give the useful idiots and political activists of the White House press corps credit for consistency, to wit: Selecting, during both Republican and Democrat adminstrations, a leftist “comedian” to entertain the identically like-minded audience of Obama worshippers. Shocking …. Not.

  • sacredh

    James: Sounds like socialism to me. Charities are just groups looking for a handout so that they can hand out money to other people that didn’t earn their money. It’s a commie plot.

  • Karen Tumulty

    J,LA hits a great point. only a tiny fraction of a tiny fraction of the people in the room are actual white house reporters. one year, when i was on the beat, bill clinton made a joke about “fargo” that was hilarious to anyone who had ridden lately in the press compartment of AF1 (the network cameramen there always commandeer the in-flight movie player, usually pick the most violent thing they can find to watch, and that year, were playing “fargo” over and over to the point where the rest of us were about to lose our minds.) anyway, there was only a smattering of laughter, and clinton said something to the effect of how he was just telling that joke to find out how many real white house reporters there were at the dinner.

  • Karen Tumulty

    found it!
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    It was in a riff about the newseum: There is also an absolutely amazing collection of historical artifacts: CSPAN’s gavel-to-gavel etchings of the Constitutional Convention; CNN’s very first Cross-Fire — from the left Alexander Hamilton, from the right Aaron Burr, topic gun control. (Laughter.) There is an actual press corps travel manifest from Stage Coach One. Guess what — the film they showed was Fargo. (Laughter.) The 30 people in the White House press corps are laughing at that. (Applause.)
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    http://www.soundbiteinstitute.com/clinton-archive/whc-1997.html?height=500&width=800

  • sacredh

    KT: That just gave me a great idea. Instead of taking the RWer’s to the woodshed, can we take them to the woodchipper instead?

  • http://elvisberg.wordpress.com Elvis Elvisberg

    media types go so gaga over the Hollywood celebs that they all but ignore their sources. I think, all in all, it’s pretty harmless on the question of chumminess with power.
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    Well I think what bugs me is more that we live in a world where this kind of jokey chumminess is possible, rather than the mechanics of the event itself. But that’s fair enough, KT, and thanks for responding.

  • http://smoothlikeremy.blogspot.com/ sgwhiteinfla

    Elvis
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    Not trying to be funny here but is the media supposed to hate the President’s guts? Are they supposed to be hostile even in settings that aren’t supposed to be political?
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    Here is the reason that I ask. If you look at most sports like say football you have guys trying to tear each other’s heads off but off the field they actually might be friendly or in some case actual friends. Doesn’t change the fact that if they see them on the field the next week somebody is getting knocked the eff out. I always remember when John Lynch was playing strong safety down here in Tampa and all week the news had been playing up the fact that Lynch was the brother in law for a tight end that layed for the Packers. It was all fun and games until Brett Favre threw a pass and John Lynch literally knocked his brother in law the eff out.
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    That was of course my attempt to bring everything back to football since I am going through withdrawal but still I think my point is that I don’t see anything wrong with people dropping their guard at a social event with the President. I don’t think a dinner and a dessert is going to make folks cover the President any better than they were going to from the get go. It actually lets sorry journalists off the hook too easy by claiming their failure to do their job is based on attending a social event rather than their own personal failings. At least thats my opinion.
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    Happy Mother’s Day to all of the mother who comment hear or who lurk from time to time!

  • James, Los Angeles

    Back during the bush years, the thing bothered me because the WHPC, and the legacy media generally, were so deferential and obedient and stenographical. Well they still are to the rump bushies and the cheney acolytes (cheney takes over Face the Nation AGAIN? Third time this year.) and to the Republican leadership, even if Boehner IS a person of color.
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    But no one, not even testee, can claim that the WHPC has been deferential to the Obama administration. Quite the opposite.
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    I’m waiting to see what happens at the Radio and Television Correspondent’s Association dinner. Now THEY are the ones who suck up to the Republicans. That’s where MC Rove happened. They are the ones who are dominated by Republican operatives, not the WHPC association.

  • http://smoothlikeremy.blogspot.com/ sgwhiteinfla

    Oh one more thing, I think the Boehner joke was the best joke of the night. I think it will be overlooked by most in the media because of the jokes on Rush Limbaugh but when Pres Obama said Boehner was a man of color, although not one that exists in the natural world I lost it.

  • bitterpill8

    Happy Mother’s Day KT. What are doing responding time and again. Where are Swamphusband and Swampchildren? Preparing your lunch? Anyway I gather that the food and ambiance at the Washington Hilton was not up to snuff. So the comedy routine helped get everyone’s mind off the surroundings, perhaps.

    I saw bits of Steele and Beck; and a picture of van Susteren escorting Alaka’s First Husband. Were the Foxies subdued? Whatever were they doing there?

  • Karen Tumulty

    bitter: my children want me to celebrate mother’s day by taking them to the mall and buying them summer clothes. still, it’s time with them. and thanks.

  • http://smoothlikeremy.blogspot.com/ sgwhiteinfla

    James
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    Wasn’t that also where David “I must not call people out for lying” Gregory also joined in the Republican fun?

  • James, Los Angeles

    Yeah, sg, that was where Gregory and Rove did the MC Rove skit. Rove is still an idol to David Gregory.
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    I see that cheney is lying again on Face the Nation to his “best message venue” Bob Schieffer once again. These are the Radio and Television Correspondents, not the White House correspondents.
    Cheney: Interrogations saved ‘hundreds of thousands’ of lives

  • http://smoothlikeremy.blogspot.com/ sgwhiteinfla

    James
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    He also said Republicans should follow Rush Limbaugh and not Colin Powell. I can only hope the GOP listens to him
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    http://thinkprogress.org/2009/05/10/cheney-limbaugh-powell/

  • James, Los Angeles

    I’m with you sg. Who knows maybe the Dems can recruit yet *another* young, fresh face? Maybe Powell is ready to leave the Cheney-Limbaugh Party.

  • 53_3

    I think Powell made an unannounced retirement the day he torpedoed McCain/Palin.
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    Darth Cheney does agree, though:
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/05/10/cheney-powell-left-republican-party/

  • 53_3

    woops. Sorry, sg. You already posted that.

  • kevin

    They should have had Halperin do the stand-up bit. His stuff is always so laughable.

  • sacredh

    Obama’s comment about Cheney’s book “How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate people” was a little tasteless. On the other hand, when Dick tells someone to get him another beer, he means NOW, not later.

  • http://smoothlikeremy.blogspot.com/ sgwhiteinfla

    Hot damn! Gotta give Joe Klein props for going all in on Rush Limbaugh this morning on CNN. Amanda Carpenter comes off looking like the wingnut fool that she is.
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    http://mediamatters.org/clips/200905100003
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    As a reminder, it was people like Amanda Carpenter who took up for the “Barack the Magic Negro” CD because it was just “entertainment”. I don’t give a damn that it was stick up their ass journos in the audience last night, Wanda Sykes brought teh AWESOME. If you can’t take a joke don’t come out to hear a comedian.

  • kevin

    “Typical for the gutter trash that is now occupying the White House.”
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    Can we set this comment aside for the next Swampland post on “Why aren’t more African Americans voting for the GOP?”

  • sacredh

    “If you can’t take a joke don’t come out to hear a comedian”
    The flip side is that if you and your party have become a joke, expect people to laugh.

  • Art Pepper

    SG @ 2:17: “Lies is a strong word” – kind of like “torture” and “illegal.” That clip explains a lot.
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    Oh nooooo! Stop picking on Rush!!!

  • http://smoothlikeremy.blogspot.com/ sgwhiteinfla

    Art Pepper
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    Yeah, I was kind of surprised to hear Kurtz say that. But such is the state of even mainstream media critics at times.

  • kbanginmotown

    I agree that there is quite a bit of “pure garbage” being passed off as “comedy” at the WHCD every year. This clip, for example…
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    Oh, wait, that was a few years ago…

  • Ivy_B

    sgw, thanks for the clip. I gave up watching the Sunday shows for lent and never went back. Good for Joe. Howie, OTOH, did not surprise me. He is ever so eager to stay in the good graces of the Master Rs, even if they are no longer in power.

  • James, Los Angeles

    Yep. Big, big kudos to Joe Klein for calling Limbaugh lies what they are, on television. Thanks for that link, sg!
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    Drudge has already instructed the mainstream press to be upset at Syke’s “inappropriate” joke about Limbaugh and to start criticizing Obama for “thinking it was funny.” Those are the instructions for Scarborough and the CNN crowd to whine about tomorrow, all day long. The Republican talking point army is gathering arms and making appointments. You heard it here first, folks.
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  • James, Los Angeles

    Whass this new thing that we can post YouTubes in the comments??!!11?? But can’t double-space a paragraph? What kind of s**t is that?

  • Ivy_B

    Drudge has already instructed the mainstream press to be upset at Syke’s “inappropriate” joke about Limbaugh and to start criticizing Obama for “thinking it was funny.”
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    Betcha they will also leave the impression that she was Obama’s choice for entertainment.
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    J,LA I’ve gotten over the paragraph stuff — just wish I could see the numbers. Your browser probably lets you see them, so you don’t know some of us can’t and I fuss about it every few days, hoping the High Sheriffs will deal with it since we can’t have consecutive numbers from one to end, at least page to page would be nice.

  • jcapan

    Sg: “I don’t see anything wrong with people dropping their guard at a social event with the President”
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    Totally agree and w/J-LA’s comment too. But I think most armchair media crits (QBs?), find it symbolic of the greater rot in Denmark. Given KT’s acknowledged elegiac tone to the festivities, perhaps there’s less need to whip a dying horse. Dowd & Rich are dishing further elegies. But my contempt for the stenography brigade is still intact b/c a better presidente notw/standing, they still f’ing suck.
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    To wit: http://www.tomdispatch.com/
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    “Of course, to put this in perspective, we now live in a thoroughly ramped-up atmosphere in which ‘American national security’ — defined to include just about anything unsettling that occurs anywhere on Earth — is the eternal preoccupation of a vast national security bureaucracy. Its bread and butter increasingly seems to be worst-case scenarios (perfect for our 24/7 media to pounce on) in which something truly catastrophic is always about to happen to us, and every ‘situation’ is a ‘crisis.’ In the hothouse atmosphere of Washington, the result can be a feeding frenzy in which doomsday scenarios pour out. Though we don’t recognize it as such, this is a kind of everyday extremism.”
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    Ladies & gents, I give you the great work of Joe Klein.

  • kathy

    Ivy – what a nuisance! Had no idea some people can’t see numbers. But I find that I just routinely type a dot between paragraphs in all my writing now.
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    Happy Mother’s Day to all out there. How nice of you to be with us today KT.
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    My favorite bit last night was the first and second 100 days stuff – and Sykes’ joke about practicing abstinence.

  • Friar Tuck

    But it will let you use the word “significantly” twice in the same paragraph. Durn.

  • Friar Tuck

    WordPress is significantly less annoying if you use Firefox instead of IE. Benefits:
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    1) You can see the paragraph numbers.
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    2) There’s a spellchecker.
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    3) Screen refreshes are significantly faster.

  • yutsano

    Welcome to the future. WordPress is here for your convenience.
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    I hate to point this out, but I think WordPress has a new fan in JC-san. To wit: allowing kanji and other language writing systems besides Roman.

  • apollyon07

    I thought it was mostly funny and seemed to all be in good spirit. I’d like one year to see a comedian roast Obama a la Stephen Colbert. Maybe Dennis Miller or Chris Rock (not a right-winger, but frequently savages liberal ideas, like gun control).
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    Another thing, this all makes for a good ol’ fashioned “over-reaction Monday”.

  • apollyon07

    oh and I literally LOL’d at the Rahm “Mother” joke.

  • James, Los Angeles

    I guess I’m one of The Chosen Ones. I see numbers. but I’m not used to numbered comments. I think that started with FDL’s new design. I like it mind you. But I remember back in the olden times, long, long ago in the time when dinosaurs walked the earth and the baby Jesus rode upon their backs, there were no numbered comments. But at least they were all in one column, you didn’t have to page through them, leave alone have the numbering start all over. But even primitive Haloscan, even before we could imbed a link, and a long link would “break” the whole comment stream til you had to scroll side-to-side to read the dang thing, even THEN we had friggin paragraph breaks.

  • kathy

    Obama’s not new to this kind of comedy routine. Last night reminded me of his roast of Rahm Emanuel in 2005 (when he said Rahm losing his middle finger had the effect of rendering him practically mute):
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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/07/obama-roasts-rahm-emanuel_n_142259.html

  • 53_3

    “I guess I’m one of The Chosen Ones. I see numbers.”
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    What if you only see ‘em every once in a while. Does that me one of the sort-of-chosen?
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    OT, but a very interesting offer on healthcare.
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/05/10/health-care-industry-reps-offer-trillion-savings-source-says/
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    From the healthcare industry no less. FYI, excuse the link to FOX but I was looking for official umbrage over Obama’s and Wanda’s jokes. This caught my I because I wonder just how much they’ve been overcharging in the first place.
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    Something tells me the $2 cotton balls aren’t meant to finance doctor’s saleries…

  • hold2file

    rustyreturns,

    Please go away PERMANENTLY. Your bias has nothing to do with the actions or problems facing the US President or what he is doing or trying to do.

    The next time you are in the bathroom, please pick up a bar of soap and write on the mirror word “Bigot.” You can leave off the word “stupid.” I am not sure you are capable of spelling it.

  • yutsano

    Something tells me the $2 cotton balls aren’t meant to finance doctor’s salaries…
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    Why do I get the feeling this is their attempt to talk Obama out of the public option? Personally I hope he treats this the exact same way he did the GOPs in Congress over the torture memos: calls their bluff and pulls the public option anyway. There HAS to be a method of keeping the insurance companies honest, and if people can bail for the big pond then why shouldn’t they?
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    On an aside note: why do the conservatives ONLY compare the universal health plans from Canada and Britain? Shouldn’t they do a much more populous country, say, Germany, that has had it for 150 years? (true fact, it boggled my brain too but it was part of the von Bismarck anti-Communist plans) And if it’s because they speak English, then why not bring up Australia (which has a public/private split that works very well and I think is the ideal model for the US) or New Zealand? It seems rather disingenuous to me.
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    (Sorry for the thread hijack KT, but it is Sunday night and this has been your raison d’etre lately, so this seems the best place to bring all this up.)

  • sacredh

    yutsano: Their excuses are lame and getting worse by the day. They’re going to say quite a few things that make little sense. It’s going to be a replay of the Muslim, terrorist hanger arounder, flag pin, socialist, birth certificate nonsense. They’re throwing slogans and half-witted talking points out there to see if anything resonates with the public. They’ll stick with something that gives Limbaugh a chub and appeals to their 20-25% base, convince themselves they’ve found a winner and then go down in flames again. They’ll take a few horror stories from Canada or Britian (as if we don’t have them here) and pretend it’s the rule, not the exception. If crazy can ever be called predictable, we can guess what they’ll say next.

  • sacredh

    Gotta hit the sack. I have a date with the bloodsuckers tomorrow. Red Cross, not the RNC.

  • jcapan
  • gysgt213

    “Those are the instructions for Scarborough and the CNN crowd to whine about tomorrow, all day long.”
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    James-Right on cue. Watched this morning, but it seemed kind of an half hearted attempt by Mika, Joe and Pat. It was almost like they some one told them to be offended but they weren’t sure why.

  • spob

    Of course, Obama had to joke about the NYC flyover. I guess he wasn’t so “furious” after all.

  • gloriousglo2

    Sarah Palin and poetry? Now, this is too good to pass up…I’ll go first, with a haiku…

    She got some new clothes
    Shoot some game from the chopper
    Abstinence for you

    Come on, join in…..

  • craguilar

    Karen obviously never listens to Rush, because he never wishes for the death of his political opponents or calls them terrorists. If Rush said about his opponents what Wanda Sykes said, it would be a universal, media-driven outrage calling for his head. But instead, Karen Tumulty and the rest of the Obama-worshipping press call it “edgy.”

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