The First Dog Is A Furry Beast

Day in and day out, the White House press corps wrestles with matters of war and peace, the visits of kings and queens, the great ebb and flow of human accomplishment, misfortune and need, as told through the often lonely life of a single man in an oval office. We are, as far as it goes, decent scribblers and lenses, observers and recorders, capable of responding to just about any eventuality with some immediate attempt to explain what it all means.

But such talents are no match for a fuzzy white-pawed creature with webbed toes, spring-loaded legs and a clear desire to sniff the whole world.

“The latest addition to the family,” President Obama announced proudly Tuesday, as he walked out on the south lawn of the White House, with his wife and daughters. Michelle Obama hung onto a leash, trying to hold back the enthusiasms of Bo, the nation’s new first dog, which couldn’t have cared less about the more than 100 reporters, photographers and videographers, who had been waiting hours to glimpse the pooch.

Bo was focused on the smells–of the grass, the driveway, the feet and gear of the photographers. [See photos here.] He also wanted to run, across the great expanse of the White House grounds, with the fence line clear of spectators on orders of the Secret Service. But the first family would not let go of the leash. So the president stood by, offering to answer some canine questions, buying Bo some time to smell the ground.

Who will walk the dog? “We all have to take turns walking the dog.” Is Bo neutered? The president nodded. Where will the dog sleep? “Not in my bed. We set down that rule a long time ago.” Do you remember what Truman said about dogs in the White House? Obama smiled. “I’ve finally got a friend. Took some time,” he joked.

The rest of the family took turns wrangling the First Beast. “I love him. He’s perfect,” announced Malia, 10. “Are you doing okay? Yes you are,” purred Michelle as she rubbed the puppy’s head. “He doesn’t know how to swim,” advised Sasha, 7.

Hours earlier, before the FDOTUS stakeout had begun, White House spokesman Robert Gibbs had fielded a question about the dog. ” I don’t know what I’m supposed to tell you about the dog,” he said. “I don’t know the exact movements of the dog.” This was of little help for reporters seeking a storyline beyond the warm and fuzzy existence of the creature.

Before the great dog reveal, some reporters made game attempts to find in Bo some broader significance. There was the family storyline–Bo’s name referred both to a nickname for Michelle’s father and the name of a cousin’s pet. There was the political integrity storyline–the president had once suggested that the first dog would come from a shelter, but this one had not come from a shelter. There were even conspiratorial mumblings–the White House might use the Bo reveal to conceal some other news, like for instance the release of Obama’s tax returns. But alas none of these attempts ever amounted to much.

For, in the end, Bo is just a dog, a cute fun thing with a world around him that needs to be smelled. After a time, the Obama family decided to go for a walk across the south lawn towards the vegetable garden that Michelle had planted. They walked as a group, with no particular order or care, daughters sprinting ahead or falling behind, parents sometimes draping an arm around a child, passing off the leash, trotting with the puppy. They looked just like any other happy family, the sort that does not have a White House press corps watching its every move, trying to figure out what it all means.

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  • dbcooper71

    Scherer:

    You’ve finally found your mojo and hit your stride.
    .
    Remember this moment, as it’s likely to be the high point of your career.

  • Mike Licht

    Do Portuguese Water Dogs eat linguiça?

    See

    http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2009/04/12/bo-obama-first-dog/

  • Cliff

    We are, as far as it goes, decent scribblers and lenses, observers and recorders, capable of responding to just about any eventuality with some immediate attempt to explain what it all means.
    .
    You’re bullsh!tters who make sh!t so that everything can fit into your tiny myopic world.

  • http://www.michelestapleton.com/ michelestapleton

    Guys, get a life. It’s the first-ever dog for these four members of a wonderful family. Celebrate with them, and don’t grab on it as just another excuse for being hateful.

  • dbcooper71

    @michelestapleton:

    Good on the Obamas, but this feckless and mindless drivel from a so called White House reporter is unacceptable.
    .

    What a tool…

  • Art Pepper

    “FDOTUS” is funny.
    .
    No objection from me to a blog post about Bo. If you don’t care about the dog, don’t read a post titled “The First Dog … ”
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    I do have some objection to CNN running this story 24/7. Or I would if I thought CNN was a serious news outlet.

  • FlownOver

    It’s nice for the family, but hardly justification for a piece of this length. Think “furry object.” We get more actual reporting from MS (as opposed to concern trolling and Publican parroting) than we’ve seen for some time, and it’s about a puppy.

  • lawchic22

    I know this is fluff, but this story brightened my day so thanks MS. I love dogs, especially puppies (who doesn’t)? With all the depressing news as of late, seeing pictures of the Obama family play with their new puppy definitely helps to life spirits if only for a few minutes.

  • stuartzechman

    I truly, deeply despise the national political press corps.
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    There should be Nuremberg trials for them.

  • gysgt213

    Stu-You have to admit Bo is kinda cute. No?

  • district112

    The dog is adorable. This is a nice feel good story. As crappy as this world is, sometimes little stories like this are nice to read.

    No complaints on my end, just envy. I would like a puppy for myself.

  • http://nicewhitelady.blogspot.com/ joyomama

    My day really, really needed this. I imagine there may be others who also needed a break. Thanks, Michael.

  • http://phd9.blogspot.com Paul Dirks

    I think everyone should read the piece again. I take it as a heartfelt and sincere commentary on the state of Michael’s profession. The bottom line:
    Sometimes a dog is just a dog!

  • spinmd

    I understand the anger toward MS and the WH press corp in general, but I enjoyed the piece too and think maybe the constant hostility thing is not helpful in creating productive political discourse.

  • yutsano

    This piece is just doubling my desire for a Maltese puppy even more!

  • kristiia

    Thanks, Michael. Nice little, sweet story. It certainly fits for a blog. Don’t let the bitchers and moaners get ya down. ;)

  • Cliff

    Fine, the dog is cute and I’m glad they got it.
    .
    But remember, this comes the day after Scherer’s “ZOMG Korean Missles!” post.

  • karen248

    This is a great, feel-good story, and one that brought a smile to my day. Thank you so much.
    .
    And yes, FDOTUS is hilarious!

  • FlownOver

    spinmd

    Let’s review the bidding – we complain about MS’s failure to contribute to productive political discourse, and this hostility is what keeps him from substantive reporting?
    .
    Your suggestion, I gather, is that we should plead for more fuzzy puppy pieces, whereupon he’ll start real reporting just to spite us.
    .
    Sorry – not buying.

  • http://phd9.blogspot.com Paul Dirks

    FDOTUS is hilarious…
    .
    I think the spelling should be FIDOTUS.

  • http://smoothlikeremy.blogspot.com/ sgwhiteinfla

    Ah hell its a good post. Doesn’t mean he won’t have a sh*tty one tomorrow but lets enjoy today. And again I reiterate that thats one big ass puppy!
    .

    .
    Somebody has got to teach them that they walk the dog, the dog doesn’t walk them. But then I bet PETA would sh*t a brick if they actually tugged on the collar. But when the dog gets bigger he is going to be dragging the kids all over the place. Can you just imagine if Bo trashes the WhiteHouse? LOL that would be HILARIOUS!

  • Mad As Hell

    I had as much fun reading this as I bet you did writing it. Thanks, Michael. FIDOTUS. Perfect.

  • dunedweller

    I like MS’s take on heartstring subjects – they have a sincerity that isn’t as aparent in some of his other writing. The journalistic style mixed with the light subject matter is fun. Good job MS – you did Bo proud.

  • tanboontee

    What a furry first dog!

    Countries that value dogs more than humans will likely go to dogs eventually. If one has nothing else better to do than keeping dog as a pet or partner, one would probably develop a dog mentality subsequently. And that could be most counter-productive in any society in every sense of the word.

    Why would dogs in rich countries be enjoying a much better life than most poor people around the world? One wonders — quite a disturbing thought.
    (Ven-ze & btt1943)

  • lupercal5

    quite insightful MS. thx. quite a few of our readers don’t understand that this piece isn’t exactly about the dog, but about the prism through which the media views and interprets the world around them. I think you’ve been doing some quality work lately and you’ve reached jake tapper-like consciousness about your work, minus the ultra self-awareness.
    .
    I’d still love to get a feel for the post-structuralism stuff you talked about the other day, even though you concluded that it wasn’t quite what obama might turn out to be.

  • Cliff

    Countries that value dogs more than humans will likely go to dogs eventually. If one has nothing else better to do than keeping dog as a pet or partner, one would probably develop a dog mentality subsequently. And that could be most counter-productive in any society in every sense of the word.
    .
    what is this i don’t even

  • Cliff

    lupercal – I would prefer it if Scherer was less focused on the mediocre behavior of his profession and more focused on creating clear, valuable output.

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  • Dee in Columbia MD

    While I’d like to think your time could be put to better use, as the mom of two energetic pups myself, the image of “spring-loaded legs and a clear desire to sniff the whole world” rang exceptionally true.

  • plukasiak

    There was the political integrity storyline–the president had once suggested that the first dog would come from a shelter, but this one had not come from a shelter.
    _
    uh, Obama didn’t suggest it, he promised it. repeatedly.
    _
    its unfortunate that the Obamas chose to go with a $2000 designer dog from a breeder rather than a mutt from a shelter; the lives of a lot of dogs could have been saved if the Obamas had chosen to adopt an adult dog from a shelter, rather than getting a puppy (through friends) from a commercial puppy farm.

  • http://phd9.blogspot.com Paul Dirks

    Countries that value dogs more than humans will likely go to dogs eventually.
    .
    Empathy, though grounded in instinct is an emotion that indeed benefits from exercise and nurturing. A country that values dogs learns more easily to value fellow humans.
    .
    I’m sure am glad I’m not so horribly cynical to think otherwise.

  • phoolish1

    Day in and day out, the White House press corps wrestles with matters of war and peace, the visits of kings and queens, the great ebb and flow of human accomplishment, misfortune and need, as told through the often lonely life of a single man in an oval office. We are, as far as it goes, decent scribblers and lenses, observers and recorders, capable of responding to just about any eventuality with some immediate attempt to explain what it all means.—–

    no you dont. you watch people who struggle with the mighty issues. then you take what they tell you and repeat it verbatum to the sheeple as though it is holy writ. when major issues are afoot, you cannot find a meaningless story fast enough(look a puppy! what is michelle wearing?). enough with the fluff journalism, esp. from a respected source such as Time.

  • Matt

    I’m sure Bo will pull a Barney at some point and just chow down on somebody’s finger sooner than later…

    http://www.political-buzz.com/

  • Friar Tuck

    This is the kind of post MS does best, and I, for one, really wish he would stick to it.

  • tantef

    I agree with Friar Tuck,Dee,Sarge and Paul Dirks. So does my dog.

  • themaverickformerlyknownasbasilbrush

    Is Michael Scherer neutered? Does he have a private doghouse?Inquiring minds want to know.

  • carolene18

    I have to tell you…that was just great.

  • floridawriter33

    This whole story is feel-better medicine in the middle of mayhem. Thanks for brightening my day. -PJH

    P.S. For pity sake, this IS White House news. It’s just a fun and refreshing detour from typical fare to watch a family that values and appreciates each other having a good time together. No need to pounce on the press, criticize the Obamas, pick on a new puppy for not having good manners …

    Regardless of pedigree, Bo was ‘unadopted’ by a former owner and now has a loving home with a terrific family. A pooch. Period.

    Thanks again, Michael.

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