Let it not be said that we don’t do our part to bring you news large and small from the White House. To wit: this year’s souvenir Easter egg has just been made public–and according to the White House press release, it’s “the ‘greenest’ egg in White House Easter Egg Roll history.”
Of course the White House could get the greenest egg ever by using, you know, eggs. Sure, they’d eventually start to smell and might not work so well as souvenirs. But what better way to teach kids that saving the earth is hard, smelly work?