Dear Geniuses at Citibank:
I realize that doing renovation when you are strapped can be a challenge, but those of us who are more experienced at this might be able to give you a hand. Premium millwork is so 2007. You might try looking instead here. As for those little designer touches, you’ll find a big selection here.
How about it, Swampland commenters? Let’s all pitch in. What ideas do you have to help the folks at Citibank who are struggling to get that special look on a bailout budget?