I have no idea why anyone would want another way to find out what I am thinking at any given moment, or for that matter why I need another way to communicate those thoughts, but I have like a lost lemming craving a cliff jump joined the herd and started posting Twitter updates. (Even worse, I have mindlessly signed up to receive the Twitter feeds of Shaquille O’Neal and Ashton Kutcher, among other more useful sources.) Jay Newton-Small and Karen Tumulty beat me to it. To follow all of our feeds, click the links in the bio bar on the right side of this page.
Update: Jon Stewart better explains why I am an idiot who hates America here.