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Pete Wehner, the former Bush propagandist now skulking about the Center for Unethical Public Policy (oh, sorry: it’s the Center for Ethics and Public Policy, ironically enough), predicts that after I’d praised Obama for a low-key first week (no showbiz press ops, no soundbite rants about malefactors of great wealth), I would neglect to mention that the President had a soundbite rant about Wall Street bonuses. And he accuses me–in some sort of weird future tense, the hubristic subjunctive perhaps–of being an incipient cheerleader for the Obama Administration. Trouble is, I’d already acknowledged my mistake, if that’s what it was, a day earlier here. It’s also diabetically rich for Wehner to be accusing anyone of being a cheerleader, given his sordid track record as Karl Rove’s chief publicist and hit man.

I wouldn’t mention any of  this if it weren’t for the fact that the original point I made in last week’s column was slightly defective and needs further parsing.  I was reacting to the long-term, consultant-driven tendency to package sweet presidential nothings as significant somethings. As Wehner knows all too well, Bush’s faith-based social programs for the poor turned out to be more about politics than poverty. And every time you saw Bill Clinton in front of a gerundial banner like “Fighting For Working Families” or “Keeping America Safe,” the actual substance of the occasion was “Making Microscopic Promises.”

I sense an Obamian impatience with that sort of thing, which is why we’ve seen so little of it. But there should be room for important presidential pronouncements–like calling out Wall Street on its piggery. In fact, I think Obama is nearing a “teachable moment,” as he would call it: there is a real need for a presidential speech about  disenthralling ourselves from the culture of corporate greed (which includes Mr. Daschle’s lapses). There is also a need for Obama to talk about the need to reform the legislative culture of Washington–including the House Democrats who lavished hundreds of billions on failed, anachronistic institutions like inner city public education, or even needed stopgaps like Medicaid, without including new rules and requirements to make the programs more effective. (As I wrote yesterday, maybe the teachers unions should give up tenure, or be required to add a month to the school year, or both, in order to receive the Title I bounty.)

In any case, I’ll have more to say about the Bully Pulpit aspect of the presidency in my print column this week.

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  • spob

    “Pete Wehner, the former Bush propagandist now skulking about the Center for Unethical Public Policy (oh, sorry: it’s the Center for Ethics and Public Policy, ironically enough), predicts that after I’d praised Obama for a low-key first week (no showbiz press ops, no soundbite rants about malefactors of great wealth), I would neglect to mention that the President had a soundbite rant about Wall Street bonuses. And he accuses me–in some sort of weird future tense, the hubristic subjunctive perhaps–of being an incipient cheerleader for the Obama Administration.”

    Joe, are you a journalist or someone who’d rather post diaries at the DailyKos? I guess the Time gig is better paying.

  • sqr1

    Yes, Obama is better than Bush. Blah. Blah. Blah.
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    Obama isn’t nearing a teachable moment. He’s laying the groundwork for billing Wall Street’s “Enron-omics” to the American taxpayer and is smart enough to not have the White House band play “Happy Days Are Here Again” while he opens the rest of the U.S. Treasury to Goldman Sachs and UBS execs.
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    America needs 5 strong actions right now, not “tough” talk:
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    (1) Immediate nationalization of insolvent banks.
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    (2) Immediate execution of existing banking regulations.
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    (3) Immediate Congressional hearings and new banking regulations.
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    (4) Immediate criminal and civil prosecutions, including under RICO statute, of those who engaged in securities fraud.
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    (5) Immediate end to “concern troll” posts by ostensibly liberal pundits that compare the inefficiencies and waste in inherently difficult to manage and often under-funded government programs like public education and health care to the Mafia-style bust-out of America’s economy by Wall Street executives who breached their fiduciary obligations to their investors, their customers, and the general public.

  • http://smoothlikeremy.blogspot.com/ sgwhiteinfla

    How did it feel when Scarborough et all ended their segment with you on Morning Joe so fast this morning once it was apparent that you were going to speak the truth about the stimulus bill (except for that comment about tenure)? Didn’t you feel like you were being censored? You had the whole cast sitting there speechless then all of a sudden the they had to go to commercial and get rid of you. Yet you keep going on that show….

  • kathy

    Joe-
    “gerundial banner” – great phrase.
    .
    But what is “diabetically rich.”? Treacly? Was it supposed to be “diabolically rich”?

  • plukasiak

    “no showbiz press ops
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    looks like you jumped the gun on that one too (see yesterday’s pre-superbowl Lauer interview)
    _
    And when you look at the pre-inauguration slew of “show-biz press ops”, and combine it with week two of the Obama presidency, week one is looking more like a recovery period from the pre-inaugural full court media press than a signifier of anything.

  • kathy

    sg – there might as well be somebody on that show speaking the truth. Capehart usually does, too. It’s funny, isn’t it, that MSNBC has now become a byword for “liberal media bias,” but those people never mention Scarborough and Buchanan on prime morning time. And Mika is easily swayed, to say the least. Fond of her as I am.

  • http://smoothlikeremy.blogspot.com/ sgwhiteinfla

    kathy
    .
    Mika is an idiot. Since last week she has been labeling the stimulus bill as “welfare spending”. I have nothing good to say about her anymore

  • shepherdwong

    “…the House Democrats who lavished hundreds of billions on failed, anachronistic institutions like inner city public education,…”
    .
    I’m not arguing with you premise but you really need jettison that particular piece of beltway tripe, you’re making an ass of yourself with anyone who actually understands the issues (and I’m not talking about your “centrist” pals). If inner city public schools are “failed, anachronistic institutions”, then suburban public schools are merely “semi-successful anachronistic institutions”, since the main difference between them is that inner-city schools tend to be full of poor people who are handicapped from the start.

  • http://smoothlikeremy.blogspot.com/ sgwhiteinfla

    sheperdwong
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    Joke Line wants all teachers to get fired. Because of course that will do wonders for the economy
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    /snark

  • Jim, Foolish Literalist

    “…the House Democrats who lavished hundreds of billions on failed, anachronistic institutions like inner city public education,…”
    *
    I get what you’re saying, but that’s some unfortunate phrasing. Are teachers’ unions really deadset against longer school years? And I think abolishing tenure is tricky. I have no problem with making it easier to fire bad teachers–I went to one of the top public high schools in the state of Illinois, and it was lousy with time-servers–but I don’t want teachers fired for being innovative, creative or suggesting that Evolution and Creationism are not co-equal theories.

  • http://policingwingnutwelfare.blogspot.com/ JJ

    As Rove said, ‘Just Get Me A F—ing Faith-Based Thing. Got it?’
    .
    http://thinkprogress.org/2006/10/12/rove-faith-based/

  • cincinnatus est exterminata!

    sqr1 is spot on, especially #4.
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    Anyone notice that when BHO was informing the American public that the Dems in Congress had indeed compromised w/ House Republicans, the sound suddenly went off? I’m sure it’s big coincidence.

  • bryanfromhouston

    What sqr1 said.
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    Because Joe, and listen carefully, until someone has the cajones to go on tv and just tell the American people the truth…all of the speeches in all of the statehouses from California to Virginia and Congress are nothing more than window dressing.
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    CitiBank is technically insolvent!
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    Bank of America, yes, they are technically insolvent!
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    Chase, yes, they are on the edge as well!
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    But we don’t dare nationalize because we would wipe out the investors and some are big-time Saudi, UAE, Kuwaiti, Chinese, Russian, etc. benefactors in our banking system. The American people need to know what we are dealing with here.
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    Further, it is silly to allow our banks to continue to run with substantially less reserves than are required. 10% is the number! Most banks couldn’t get to 5% if they cooked their books.
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    Finally, Joe, why do you guys let yourselves get punked so much. Wehner is a Republican hack spouting off talking points like a mindless parrot. A little rational thinking makes it very easy to understand why huge bonuses (the 6th largest on record) are not good during a recession. It is antithetical to a capitalist system. It is an explicit endorsement of the concept of privatize the profits and socialize the losses. This is particularly the case when the bonuses come from the firms that we the people have provided with capital! I would be upset if Obama thought that was okay, and further, it is hypocrisy in action. On the one hand Republicans say the public is fed up with bailing out Wall Street but it is okay for those big shots to have their bonuses bailed out on my dime because that is good for capitalism (accord Guiliani in addition to this blowhard). That is a crock!!

  • cincinnatus est exterminata!

    sqr1 is spot on, especially #4.
    .
    Anyone notice that when BHO was informing the American public that the Dems in Congress had indeed compromised w/ House Republicans during the pre-Super BOwl interview w/ Lauer, the sound suddenly went off? I’m sure it’s big coincidence.

  • shepherdwong

    “Joke Line wants all teachers to get fired. Because of course that will do wonders for the economy.”
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    Yes, if we can only eliminate teacher tenure, make them work longer and stop funding inner-city schools that will fix everything. I just can’t get over the inanity and intractability of these “smart ideas” from our beltway elites.

  • cincinnatus est exterminata!

    …oh, and does anyone else think that had someone at AEI, or someone like Richard PErle or Bill Kristol said something unkind about Klein during the propaganda push for the Iraq War, he would have done an about face and opposed the invasion? Everything the guy writes is about himself.

  • shepherdwong

    “Finally, Joe, why do you guys let yourselves get punked so much. Wehner is a Republican hack spouting off talking points like a mindless parrot.”
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    I’ve come to the conclusion that the entire media edifice is constructed on the false notion of equivalence between Democrats and Republicans. If the media actually treated members of both parties according to their honesty and seriousness, it would be a different world. For one thing, it would be a world where the press could recognize who and what was serious and trustworthy.

  • http://www.hulagate.org hulagate

    It IS, after all, all about you, Joe.

    = PUTZ ACCOMPLISHED =

  • palininatowel

    I smell a duel coming on. Joe, your honor is at stake!

  • bryanfromhouston

    shepherdwong,
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    What is truly frustrating is that even Joe, who I consider to be better than the average MSM type, won’t engage on this false notion of equivalence.
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    When actual policies and arguments are laid bare in all honesty and seriousness, Republicans are exposed to have no clothes. That is not true for all of them…but for the vast majority, they are stuck on a rail system with a locomotion that only goes one direction. When is the last time that a Republican has supported ANY tax increase? When is the last time that a Republican has supported actual enforcement of regulation? an energy policy? an education proposal beyond vouchers? meaningful banking reform besides Glass-Steagall?
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    The times have changed but their policies are crystalized. They haven’t brought anything new to the table since Reagan and Gingrich. And while I might not have agreed…at least, it sounded new! It seemed like an earnest effort. Today, these guys aren’t serious…they want to slow down and see which economic policies are most effective!!
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    You don’t wait to start the bilge pumps on the Titanic until after you hit a 2nd or 3rd iceberg!

  • http://www.hulagate.org hulagate

    “Joe, are you a journalist or someone who’d rather post diaries at the DailyKos? I guess the Time gig is better paying.”

    Plus all the free Happy Hour slow gin fizzes they can handle at the Springfield, Virginia Trader Vic’s.

  • shepherdwong

    “When is the last time that a Republican has supported ANY tax increase? When is the last time that a Republican has supported actual enforcement of regulation? an energy policy? an education proposal beyond vouchers? meaningful banking reform besides Glass-Steagall?”
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    That’s the whole point. They are manifestly unserious about governing the country, yet journalists are compelled to treat them as if they were. And that give pretense and seriousness exactly equal standing before the public. No wonder everyone is so cynical.

  • Dee in Columbia MD

    Kathy I think JK might really mean diabetically rich as in fat cats getting diabetes due to overindulgence?

  • Dee in Columbia MD

    SG – I think we both are in need of a twelve step program to get us off of morning Joe. It doesn’t do anything but piss us off.

  • http://www.hulagate.org hulagate

    Klein sees no issues with Skippy O’Bonger’s stunningly stunted 1000 BRIDGES TO NOWHERE make-work plan?

    A few problems…

    - Does ZILCH to help clean up the air, given all the cement for Dee-troit that would get laid (the only Time most libs get laid IS under some union hump) and does ZILCH to foster eco-transit (in any form)

    - Adds billions to FAILED public school systems, at every level; the libs dominate the teaching ranks — and it shows, in every part of the country (including DC)

    - Throws more $$$ down the unmanageable Medicrap hole (the hypochondriac’s free starter pass to SSI fraud)

    Suggested improvements (that I’ve made before):

    - NUKE PLANTS UP THE WAZOO. If the flaming French can power 85% of their cheese factories and hemp huts with nuke power, why not the U.S.? Or does Klein believe that only the Iranians deserve the benefit of the loon doubt, when it comes to improving the power grid and cleaning up the air?

    - $15k (fifteen thousand) per household tax credit on the purchase of an EPA certified vehicle that gets 45 MPG. This accomplishes more good things in one simple act than all the Hollyrude limo liberal cranks combined (that Madoff didn’t back date rape). Credit can be amortized over 5 years, if that helps the taxpayer

    - Close the MisState Dept (merge into DOD and CIA), close Education (a colossal perpetual failure and a national joke), close Commerce (merge into SEC), close Ag (and the farm subsidies too), close PBS (no more free rides for Chavez’s media sycophants), close the IRS (let the states raise funds, and cut a check to DC for DOD and national parks), scrap ALL federal funding of medical care (again, let the states decide), merge the Coast Guard into the Navy, merge the Marines into the Army, merge the Ivy League into Quebec, and merge the press into Gitmo.

    Anyone, anyone at all?

    Bueller?

  • http://www.hulagate.org hulagate

    “Obama isn’t nearing a teachable moment…”

    As long as he has blathering bozo Biden within microphone range he stands little chance of doing much that matters.

    Excellent post, BTW.

  • dunedweller

    Joe Klein: You frequently use your Swampland posts as a forum for which to defend yourself when other journalists or pundits refer to your writings with disagreement. It would be interesting if you’d write a post explaining why you don’t interact with commenters here. I’m curious if you think interacting would somehow dilute your writing, or if you don’t have time, or if you don’t want to dignify criticism or suggestions with your answers. Thank you.

  • palininatowel

    Joe, I have an idea for a Sunday morning TV show that would blow the doors off of the anemic “Meet the Press,” the blabberfest of “This Week,” and Bob Schieffer’s Sunday morning snoozer.
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    I think there should be a new Sunday morning reality show, “Battling Pundits,” that would pit pundit versus pundit in a boxing ring, clad only in trunks (and suitable tops for the ladies) and boxing gloves.
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    The premiere could be you versus Pete “The Hack” Wehner followed by pencil-necked George “Lap Dog” Will versus Paul “Check out my hardware” Krugman.
    .
    Other match-ups I’d like to see on the card:
    .

    Nazi Pat Buchanan vs. Mad Rachel Maddow
    Pompous Tom Friedman vs. Joe “Cement Head” Scarborough
    James “Fake Bumpkin” Carville vs. Bill “The Bloater” Bennett
    Oxy-Rush Limbaugh vs. Paul “Needlerod” Begala
    Juan “The Token” Williams vs. David “I AM awake!” Broder
    Britt “Harumph” Hume vs. Lil’ Georgie Stephanopoulos
    Mary “The Fibber” Matalin vs. Keith “Blowhard” Olbermann
    Bill “The Perv” O’Reilly vs. Ann “Adam’s Apple” Coulter

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    I know that last match-up pits Republican loudmouth versus Republican loudmouth, but I’d pay a bundle to watch those two beating the living hell out of each other.
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    So whaddya’ think, Joe? Should we pitch the idea ot a network?

  • http://twitter.com/pourmecoffee pourmecoffee

    Joe Klein’s favorite topic: Joe Klein.

  • Cliff

    Bill “The Perv” O’Reilly vs. Ann “Adam’s Apple” Coulter
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    I’d have thought her boxing name would be Ann “The Man” Coulter, but either way I’d pay money to watch that.

  • http://www.hulagate.org hulagate

    Stimulus Plan?

    More like Big Labor Payola.

    The liberal laundry list long unfulfilled, now regurgitated for all the loose change Obama can muster in Time for the next round of layoffs that only normal economic cycling will fix.

    FDR’s grand plan too was a failure (WWII raised America from the economic ashes — not the CCC), but why mention that when burdening the children IS no big new deal to the slobbering sycophants of the PBS press, campuses, and other public works projects?

    Hell, we might as well start building public housing in the Loop again.

    Who knows, maybe they can turn Tyson’s Corner into another condo flipping foray for the same screw ups (Rubin, Clinton, Dodd, Frank, Biden) that are “leading” us into another bright lefty hypocrite future of excess and shell games.

    What a group.

    What a legacy.

  • http://www.hulagate.org hulagate

    “You frequently use your Swampland posts as a forum for which to defend yourself when other journalists or pundits refer to your writings with disagreement. It would be interesting if you’d write a post explaining why you don’t interact with commenters here.”

    You think he ever really reads any non-fiction?

  • palininatowel

    hulagate,
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    Yeah, the free market, unfettered, will solve everything. As we’ve witnessed under the laziest man every to occupy the Oval Office, George Bush, and his sociopathic Veep, Dick Cheney.
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    And I bet you were complaining just as loudly as Cheney transferred hundreds of billions of dollars of out tax dollars into the hands of his buddies at Halliburton (and their various subsidiaries) through no-bid, no-oversight contracts in Iraq.
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    You had your chance. You f***ed up.
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    Greedy bas**rds.

  • cougargal06

    I would like to encourage Congress to increase funding for fighting global poverty. The Borgen Project (www.borgenproject.org) has some great facts and ideas to help global poverty.
    $30 billion to eliminate global poverty.
    $522 billion on the U.S. defense budget.
    There are 800 million people that go to sleep hungry every day, 300 million are children.

  • http://www.hulagate.org hulagate

    “The government will over-reach, and extend the recession — much as FDR extended the Depression with haphazard, slap dash, and misguided meddling with the business world. The only things that will really fix the slowdown are increased productivity, lower taxes, and the normal cycle of contraction and expansion (i.e., time). Laying the load on the kids of the future, but for the excesses of the adults today, is a loser. We do need some reforms on Wall Street, but the tinkering should be to allow greater shareholder oversight of CEO pay and boardroom actions, not in expanding government and public spending to ludicrous levels of make-work that won’t much matter in the long run. Innovation, not over-regulation.”

    Well said.

  • http://www.hulagate.org hulagate

    “There are 800 million people that go to sleep hungry every day, 300 million are children.”

    Ahem.

    The United States farmer feeds HALF THE GLOBE, Babs.

    Get your terrorist sycophant, French farm subsidizing lefty political hacks out of the UN and EU and DC?

    We’d feed the other half too.

    Move On, indeed.

  • http://www.hulagate.org hulagate

    “You had your chance. You f***ed up.”

    STOP PICKING ON BOOB RUBIN.

  • bryanfromhouston

    And one more thing…when you talk about the Bully pulpit of the presidency take note of what Obama has not done and compare that to the first 100 days of Bush or Clinton etc.
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    When you do that, I think you’ll understand better why the only way to respond to a hack is to whack them at their kneecaps. Like Tanya Harding they weren’t serious about wanting to do what was best, they were just in it to win.

  • http://www.hulagate.org hulagate

    “…no-bid, no-oversight contracts…”

    Sorry Hillary, what was that about Kosovo?

    = HIPPIECRAPS ACCOMPLISHED =

  • http://www.hulagate.org hulagate

    Iraq had some elections last week.

    Klein goes AWOL on that too, of course.

  • http://www.hulagate.org hulagate

    “Greedy bas**rds.”

    Speaking of the Clixon Lieberry, when do they open up the new Indonesian left wing?

  • palininatowel

    It appears George Bush has taken up blogging in retirement.
    .
    Witness: “hulagate”
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    Just as thick-skulled and inane as our former president…

  • http://www.hulagate.org hulagate

    Anyone hear the rumor that Obama’s presidential library is going to be offered to Jim Wright Junior College?

  • dunedweller

    Hulagate doesn’t like Mondays and wants to shoot the whole day down.

  • http://www.hulagate.org hulagate

    Obama’s economic plan is to saddle the next 3 generations of Americans with horrendous debt, huge government, freed bankers, and nauseating White House home movies (after the mom-in-law is edited out).

    Did I miss anything?

  • http://www.hulagate.org hulagate

    Highlights from the 2009 Bin Laden Annual Home Cave Video (now on Blu Ray)

    = Stunning goldenrod sarong hand-sewn by Susan Saranwrap and Martin Sheen.

    = Sheep stock pond skinny dipping fun with Howard Scream, Noam Clinsky, Walter Crankcrap, and Brianna DePalma.

    = Smiles all around, including the local DHL driver, when Old Tick Beard receives a brand new Rumpco Goat-O-Matic tabletop roaster oven from herpes infested teen wife number twelve for syphilis infested birthday number fifty-three.

    = Heavily attended lecture at Islamabad Motel 666 hyping recently successful short share sales of Time-Warner, Viacom, Google, Citibank, Gap, and Yahoo! Says to look for a strong buy signal in his next video, for Berkshire, GE, Playboy, 3M, and perhaps the upcoming Sixteen MOABs Over Mecca.

    = Pick-up basketball game last Memorial Day weekend with Mark Cuber Cuber Cuber (guard), Jammit Remo (center), and Barrack O’Bonger (forward).

    = Surprise visit number nine from Jimmy Carter. Former POTUS pledges unyielding support to rabid anti-Semites everywhere, particularly those closer to Israel and Paris than Doraville or Damascus.

    = 100% camel hair FRANKEN 2008 head bands passed out to all three remaining original Al Queda and Air America staffers.

    = Pledges to attend scheduled International A.N.S.W.E.R. Mass Skin Rash-in at Kennedy Center on May 1st, after taking in Red Sox-Orioles game in Baltimore.

    = Proud early iPhone adopter shown calling AT&T to verify his account balance, Apple refund, and free custom ringtones from the CBS Orchestra.

  • lafloran

    hi, Joe, Keep writing. Keep talking. Thank you for your gifts of language and reason.

  • FlownOver

    Jeezuz on a wheat thin! This guy’s been in office thirteen days now! Why isn’t everything perfect yet?

  • http://www.hulagate.org hulagate

    Real Estate Glossary for 2009:
    _____________________________

    A real steal MEANS the place has been flipped three times on eBay in the last two weeks.

    Active family neighborhood MEANS you’ll be kicking the local teen club out of your patio spa every Sunday morning about 6.

    Ample ocean breezes MEANS the rest of the street recently went up in the mighty bi-annual LA Southland inferno.

    Beautiful natural vistas MEANS the Sunny Up AARP Nudist Camp is seen directly below your hillside screen porch overhang.

    Convenient RV port MEANS your trusty Winnebago becomes home for seven months while the Chinese plumbing, lead paint, and asbestos are not so quietly removed.

    Earth-centered living space MEANS the local clay soil will permanently stain your new shag carpet faster than you can say Monica Looseinmeat.

    Easy commuter access MEANS the Obama stimulus plan just erected an I-95 sound wall ten feet from the master bedroom window.

    Fabulous schools MEANS the music and art teachers could not be any gayer.

    Gorgeous sunsets MEANS the blistering North Baja Bake-off will fade not only the carpet, counters, and drapes, but your initially smiling face and once happy little family fire dog too.

    Gracious landscaped entryway MEANS they don’t make a backhoe big enough to handle those front hedges.

    Handyman special MEANS you don’t have the skills even if you’re an MIT graduate from a legacy family of NASA engineers and NASCAR mechanics.

    Historic Southern mansion MEANS don’t even THINK about excavating the back lawn for an in-ground pool.

    Pet friendly MEANS you’ll want to be wearing some disposable Tyvek pants when using the jogging trail.

    Possible MIL plan MEANS they left the F off your MIL, in your sick Californican dreams.

    Private rural location MEANS you’ll need at least a Cobra gunship (or have to follow a giant grub worm) to get there.

    Restricted development with minimums MEANS you won’t have to worry about any of those peculiar, pesky, heavily accented minorities asking for the yard watering hours or a sports needle for some kid’s soccer ball or anything like that.

    Seller highly motivated MEANS the flaming real estate agent goes on vacation to Cancun next week.

    Strong area comps MEANS they’ll be bulldozing two blocks down for a new Plasti-Mart within six months.

    Warm neighbors MEANS the condo association fee includes automatic entry into the monthly Wife Swap Meet.

  • http://www.hulagate.org hulagate

    “Joe Klein’s favorite topic: Joe Klein.”

    He’s the hairier Chris Matthews.

  • palininatowel

    hula,
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    Now you’re just spamming.
    .
    Like Bush, you apparently have never had an original thought.

  • incandenzah

    Hula… oh, great! Another unoriginal spamming wingnut on this thread I can just skip over without reading. Glorious!
    .
    Keep ‘em coming … and keep ‘em long (easier to find & disregard).

  • cincinnatus est exterminata!

    Jesus F@cking Christ Vonda…get back on your meds. She’s still more in touch w/ reality than David Broder though.

  • piper1

    Is there some reason why the inane and nonsensical rantings of this hulagate/ Question Hillary lunatic are passed along uninterrupted? Spam trollery, pure and simple.
    -
    Shorter hulagate:
    -
    =IDIOCY ACCOMPLISHED=

  • g_crush

    .
    JK: There is also a need for Obama to talk about the need to reform the legislative culture of Washington..
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    Without anyone in the legislative branch to support real reform measures, it’s just talk…and everyone knows that.
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    …failed, anachronistic institutions like inner city public education…
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    I’d like to read a fuller explanation of what exactly you mean when you state this, Joe.
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    …or even needed stopgaps like Medicaid, without including new rules and requirements to make the programs more effective.
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    Bingo. You hit on the larger issue: Congress is too fond of creating legislative Band-Aids that don’t fix the core problems…the lowest common denominator of which is poverty. Fix inner-city poverty – help those families that want and need it – and you’ll see public education improve. Remove the burden of health care from employers’ backs by implementing a universal, single-payer system and watch profitability go up while unemployment rates go down.
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    Too much treatment of the symptoms and not the disease.

  • sqr1

    One of the things that really annoys me about Klein’s anti-teacher union jihad is that he acts like the teachers’ unions are unique in supportin self-destructive policies, such as protecting bad teachers from termination.
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    Sure, teachers’ unions could generally be more open to pro-education reforms that would harm some of their members, but there is absolutely nothing unusual about a special interest that takes a myopic view to the point of self-destruction.
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    The food industry fights government regulation only to have tons of food wasted, millions spent on needless recalls, and American beef banned internationally because of heightened risks of Mad Cow Disease.
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    Journalists almost never self-police or call out offenders within their midsts, leading to widespread criticism and contempt of journalists.
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    And Wall Street fought tooth and nail for the very deregulation and loosening of oversight that permitted trillions of dollars to vanish into thin air, effectively wiped out much of the banking industry, and threatened to push the U.S. into a great depression.
    .
    Which is worse, teachers’ unions that protect old and burnt out teachers or Wall Street’s Old Boys Network that protects losers like Merrill Lynch CEO John Thain from accountability?

  • http://www.124monkeys.com Sean DeCoursey forgot his password

    “Which is worse, teachers’ unions that protect old and burnt out teachers or Wall Street’s Old Boys Network that protects losers like Merrill Lynch CEO John Thain from accountability?”
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    Um, both?

  • cincinnatus est exterminata!

    So I’m guessing there aren’t a lot of teachers at these Beltway cocktail parties.

  • shepherdwong

    “Did I miss anything?”
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    I’m going with nurturing upbringing.

  • http://www.davosnewbies.com/2009/02/02/adverb-of-the-day/ Davos Newbies » Blog Archive » Adverb of the day

    [...] From Joe Klein’s excellent evisceration of Karl Rove’s shill, Pete Wehner: [...]

  • jkantor267

    It’s really funny watching the Liberals as their ship-of-state sails majestically in circles. But it won’t be long before it starts going down.

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